[confused-cookie-blog]

Hey, everyone has a pinned post. Maybe you should have one to blend in better! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

True, true! <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

I'm a double chocolate chip cookie with purple eyes and chocolate icing hair. My name is Cookie. I was made from an oven and I'm only half baked. I...

... Wait...

HOW AM I THERE?! (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

Hi, owner of the blog here. I'mma make this simple.

I have no idea what I'm doing. At this point in time, I've only been in Tumblr for about 4 months and I've only been posting for a little while.

I have a few tags

Cookie posts - just a regular old post from me, Cookie. Cookie is the mascot and the drawing I made. I am creating lore for her however.

Cookie lore - lore about Cookie

Cookie draws - drawings. Originally why i began posting posting. I try to post weekly and I'm okay with ideas being shared because i do get art blocked easily

Cookie reblogs - just reblogs

Cookie therapist - so, long story short, I started out as an couples therapist anon just making jokes for @pepsi-offical, spreaded out to other member of the soda verse, got discovered by @root-beer-offical, and now Cookie is a therapist and traps the sodas to create lore. Idk if it makes me an honorary offical or if I should add offical to the blog name, but I just assume I'm good how I am rn.

Cookie vents - just some vents. Not used much

Cookie answers - just me answering asks. Feel free to request drawings and lore (a WIP but yeah)

So yeah, those are the tags. Fun facts about me!

I like to draw

I love the color purple

I have 7 siblings on my mom's side and another on my dad's

I live with my stepmom at the moment, along with her daughter, my younger half and stepsis

I have a cat and two dogs.

Oh yeah, I have OCs I'm working on. Here's the OC list/tag names:

1. Oc: Pyra.

2. Oc: Kali

3. Oc: Raven

[weedleysnumberonefan]

Tempting...

BUT CHOMPER LIVES FOR THE CHOMP! Only Chomper chomps!

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

- Chomper (employee of @dominos-offical)

You can chomp me all you want if you marry me...u-uwu..

*nom..*

[dominos-offical]

Um

Do I cater that wedding

[weedleysnumberonefan]

YES PLEASE

its gonna be a quad cuz uhhh ive married a lot of anons so far, or at least dated em

[confused-cookie-blog]

OOOH, SO CHOMPER ISN'T THE ONLY ONE?!

[supervillain-offical]

Picrew chain!

Fuzzy worm maker

Create a fuzzy worm on a string! (last update: 2023-12-16, Christmas-themed stuff, more patterns and lots of accessories)

@cia-offical @hell-offical @supervillains-assistant-offical @creative-name-offical @villain-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @holyspiritoffical @landp-offical @pizza-offical @asis-offical @tophat-offical @shadows-offical @burning-britain-official + open tags /nf

[argon-offical]

this is a pretty good synopses of my character actually

@astronaut-offical @antimony-offical @badinfluence-offical @burning-britain-official @chlorine-offical @coffee--spill @engineering-offical @faa-offical @ghostlybluetrain @i-enjoy-the-gays @imb0ring @lead-offical @nasa @shadyfruitsalad @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @yuri-offical @zeta-finnish

ha! get tagged, loser!

[burning-britain-official]

@an-angel-offical @costa-rica-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @evilpineapple-offical @ashyd-shy @lazy-n @falkor-the-best-villain @eredin-offical @instant-yuri-machine @phantom-foxy-offical @please-stand-by-or-else open tags

[eredin-offical]

Worms are not fuzzy. They are wet and slimy.

@evilpineapple-offical @breadcrumb-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @someone-official @fay-offical

[fay-offical]

Beginning reminded of these was both horrible and amazing I love these stupid fuzzy worms

@imightbeafaerie-official-offical @mind-gayer-official @banana-milk-offical @roxie-cozyspace @nelly-rebellyyyyy

[banana-milk-offical]

hm. i shall call him Marvis Aquatic Mint Toothpaste. TicMin for short.

@writer-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @dying-pen-offical @mike-wheeler-offical @crowns-of-gods-offical @divorce-offical

[dying-pen-offical]

Worm! :D

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @confused-cookie-blog @laciffo-natas + anyone else that wants to join!

[confused-cookie-blog]

Return to worm ～⁠>⁠`⁠)⁠～⁠～⁠～

@knickknat @totallyestrogen @ca-cupid-offical @international-electromatics @pepsi-max-offical @pepsi-offical @fanta-offical + open tags

[hellaverse-polls]

Hellaverse Sexyman Tournament 2026 – Round 1

Sir Pentious vs. Vox

Sir Pentious

Vox

Remaining time: 2 days 1 hour

[knickknat]

HOW THE HELL IS SIR PENTIOUS WINNING?!

[confused-cookie-blog]

You put a pretty snake boy who loves his egg boyz against a tv man who hates gingers.

[dying-pen-offical]

(ooc: here's my complete fish fit with my cool boots also!! ignore the awkward poses because I am NOT ready to show my skin!!! because I'm cool!!!! @confused-cookie-blog @astronaut-offical @delusional-gay-crow look at my aura. /silly)

[confused-cookie-blog]

SLAYYYYYY

Don't slay the fish ofc <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

[dying-pen-offical]

Sorry, I was making an argumentive essay about fish themed cowboy boots THANK YOU COOKIE!!!!!

[confused-cookie-blog]

It's okay ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡ I just finished braiding my hair and I'm working on dinner. My hands hurts like crazy tho

[deceasedcardinal]

[astronaut-offical]

We should normalise wearing hooded cloaks out and about.

[dying-pen-offical]

:D

[astronaut-offical]

(　＾∀＾)

[dying-pen-offical]

HHH I HAVE A HOODED CLOAK! I WORE IT OUTSIDE A FEW DAYS BACK! *jumps up and down*

[confused-cookie-blog]

I think I have one buried in my closet. I used it last Halloween. It had pockets

[dying-pen-offical]

IT HAD POCKETS????????

[confused-cookie-blog]

Yep! They weren't too deep tho and they were placed inside it.

[dying-pen-offical]

(ooc: here's my complete fish fit with my cool boots also!! ignore the awkward poses because I am NOT ready to show my skin!!! because I'm cool!!!! @confused-cookie-blog @astronaut-offical @delusional-gay-crow look at my aura. /silly)

[confused-cookie-blog]

SLAYYYYYY

Don't slay the fish ofc <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

[astronaut-offical]

We should normalise wearing hooded cloaks out and about.

[dying-pen-offical]

:D

[astronaut-offical]

(　＾∀＾)

[dying-pen-offical]

HHH I HAVE A HOODED CLOAK! I WORE IT OUTSIDE A FEW DAYS BACK! *jumps up and down*

[confused-cookie-blog]

I think I have one buried in my closet. I used it last Halloween. It had pockets

[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[thetyrannytranny]

Thetyrannybitch is kinda catchy

[voxisme2]

Voxbitchme2 not bad

[spiderlily90]

Spiderbitch90 could be a name for an angel dust rp blog if I ever make one

[knickknat]

BitchKnat

Accurate

[confused-cookie-blog]

Confused Bitch

Not completely inaccurate.

[sillygoobr64]

is it weird that my transition goals are my ocs

[knickknat]

Nah. I’m not trans but my ocs are my aesthetic goals

I wanna be a badass

[confused-cookie-blog]

My ocs have magic/special abilities.

I want those same abilities.

[kanddy-kane]

GET TO KNOW YOUR MUTUALS!

Rules: answer and tag six (I'm not following that rule) people you want to know better!

1. Favourite colour:

2. Last song:

3. Currently reading:

4. Currently watching:

5. Currently craving:

6. Coffee or tea:

@snumnerville @ciel-hungrysemiotician @i-eat-asphalt @marzscreamz @krow-offical @glennzerlda @fernfoxes14 @and-if-that-was-me-then-who-am-i/@14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat

Mines:

1. Favourite colour: Blue and Yellow!

2. Last song: Kimi wa dekenai

3. Currently reading: Lord of The Rings

4. Currently watching: Steven Universe

5. Currently craving: Tidepod and Aquarium gravel

6. Coffee or tea: Soda. Fanta. Rubicorn.

[marzscreamz]

Favorite Color: Green

Last Song:Coffee by Jack Stauber

Currently Reading: Nimona by Noelle Stevenson

Currently Watching: OMORI gameplay

Currently Craving: Mozzarella Sticks

Coffee or Tea: Coffee

@holybananapants @legalityoftheraccoons @oops-i-guess-i-did-a-full-180 @jackie-is-just-here

[legalityoftheraccoons]

thank you for the tagging

Color: dandelion yellow

Song: Bang Bang Bang by BBpanzu

Reading: a whooolllleeeee lot of fanfic

Watching: I might start with that atelier the anime or ! I can keep watching haikyu

Craving: grilled cheese but I'm making that right now

Coffee or tea: mmmmmm both. I love coffee but it makes my stomach hurt

@existing-offical @bread-offical @sunnaestt @buckysrightarm1 @super-autism-death-ray and open tags

[existing-offical]

Ou ok

Color: red

Song: rabbit hole (the gacha meme not the miku one)

Reading: nothing 🥀

Watching: nothing, again

Craving: nothing 🥹

Coffee or tea: tea!!!

@mental-illness-offical @pepsi-max-offical @burning-britain-official + open tags cuz we dont have anyone anyone else to tag

[pepsi-max-offical]

1. Purple

2. The villain you wanted by mint bees

3. The stone rose

4. Vanoss gamings Lego party series

5. Pancakes

6. None

@gus-offical @m3talgir1 @cherry-coke-offical @inkanddragons @ilkolinial @confused-cookie-blog @nerdwholikesnerdythings @fallen-ozark @sw0ape4ter @rosekiller27 @ifeelpissed @beansandsausages32 @food-inspector-offical @ineedbettershittodo @genderqueer-offical @s33k-gung1rl @squidiot-official @teapotsoffcialyup @ifollowgimmickblogs

[confused-cookie-blog]

I genuinely didn't get a notification for this and I'm so late •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀

1. Can't pick between royal purple or midnight purple

2. "Daughter of Eve" by Banshee

3. A series of unfortunate events

4. Kipo and the Age of the Wonderbeasts (netflix removed my show so 🏴‍☠️)

5. Peace and quiet. Also chocolate. Always chocolate.

6.

@dying-pen-offical @sharks-offical @knickknat @fox-offical @fancy-guy-offical @fanta-offical @ameelawless + open tags

[dying-pen-offical]

It's been a few minutes I think I genuinely freaked Mutual out. (Sorry @confused-cookie-blog I did not mean to </3)

[confused-cookie-blog]

Oh, no, I'm fine. I'm just doing like 5 different things rn and I'm not looking at my phone as much.

[subtletwilighteternity]

@fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme, @tied-to-the-mast, @cosmic-entity-official, @weedleysnumberonefan, @sans-the-skeleconch-offical, @cate7solace, @causalshapeshifter, @cabinthreeproblems, @flowery-the-flower-offical, @artemisiamasterofnone

[fox-offical]

someone pealse

[confused-cookie-blog]

...

@wolf-offical

[wolf-offical]

Oh

O_O

[confused-cookie-blog]

:p

[subtletwilighteternity]

@fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme, @tied-to-the-mast, @cosmic-entity-official, @weedleysnumberonefan, @sans-the-skeleconch-offical, @cate7solace, @causalshapeshifter, @cabinthreeproblems, @flowery-the-flower-offical, @artemisiamasterofnone

[fox-offical]

someone pealse

[confused-cookie-blog]

...

@wolf-offical

[shakespeareofficialaccount]

make a salad but your contribution is the object nearest to you

tag people if u want idk

i'll start:

UNO CARDS

@post-unuwuifer @yes-im-youtube-kids @microsoft-edge-real @the-red-planet-mars @bingle-official

@wordswordsorswordswords @india-reblogs

[the-blood-son-robin]

Bucket 😭

Atleast we got smth to put the stuff in

And this is open, literally anyone is free to join

But here are my recent favourites

@blackbat-batgirl @thegirlblunder-spoiler @redhoodisalive @raedhood @xxdickiebirdxx @nightwing-xoxo-again @reality-of-prime @the-revenantknight @glitterweirdo

[reality-of-prime]

Shoe rack. WOW

@dapotatoking277 @the-thunderstar-heir @formerglory25 @silverpenguin13 @polockski

[polockski]

Car door

@nyx-is-the-blank-canvas uhhh whoever else

[nyx-is-the-blank-canvas]

My younger brother???????

@m-ozzy @lemedstudent2021 @ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead and open tags!

[ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead]

oh uhm

my cat…

@stargazin-on-mars @bugwolfsstuff @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli

[bugwolfsstuff]

my earphone

@random-indian-girl @king-of-the-underworld-13

[random-indian-girl]

The tears of Nerakhis musical...

@thatchaoticbookworm , @obsessivebookwormalert

[thatchaoticbookworm]

the song of achilles @obsessivebookwormalert @girl-on-the-subway @shenanigan42 @shaethecrow @miasago @p3rpetual-moti0n

[miasago]

My magnesium lotion

@fancysheepnacho @souperache

[fancysheepnacho]

My notebook

@obsessivebookwormalert @coffee--spill @the-one-and-only-piper-offical

[coffee--spill]

Raccoon plushie 🥹

Open tags

[your-local-blackhole]

cucumbers

snacking on cucumber slices finally paid off :D

@cats-and-space @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @the-dragonian @unan-zin @weedleysnumberonefan @yourfavoritecuntist + anyone else who wants to join

[th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs]

Banana plushie

@fische--bowwl bro my only @

[the--divine--machine]

UHM cast iron skillet full of oil and rubber

Open tags idk

[teapotsoffcialyup]

my water bill

TAKE IT PLEASE PLEASE

@bacone-official @genderqueer-offical @coffee--spill @andromeda-offical @thegayriley @waiter-offical

[bacone-official]

american idiot album by green day

@dying-pen-offical @drumsticks-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @playlist-offical @teapotsoffcialyup @light-offical @costco-offical @macandcheese-offical @unsatan-offical @laciffo-repip-ylno-dna-eno-eht @laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed @definitely-ao3-offical @coffee--spill @coffee-shop-offical @skyan-official @cranberry-branflakes @chartreuse-official

[dying-pen-offical]

A pillow! ^^

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @confused-cookie-blog + anyone else?

[confused-cookie-blog]

... My sketchbook :(

@totallyestrogen @ameelawless @fanta-offical @root-beer-offical + open tags

[titleknown]

Trump Moves to Deeply Censor the Entire Internet

The Trump administration is cynically exploiting calls for stricter AI regulation to pass broad censorship measures at the federal level.

So, in terrible news, Trump's trying to pull some strings to pass this massive internet censorship bill, featuring all the kinds of internet censorship we're terrified of, including mandatory ID for accessing basically any website, specifically to crush state regulation of AI, because apparently this man will always see the moral bottom of the barrel and start digging.

So, if you live in the US and hate censorship and AI you know what to do, contact your congresspeople and tell them do not fucking dare let this through or so help us god...

[kosher-salt]

More direct source of concern

URGENT: We’re one bad D.C. deal away from the era of online government censorship.

Congress and the White House are negotiating your online speech rights away. Tell lawmakers: reject KOSA, NO FAKES, and age-verification man

[rfpreiwaphase]

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6/14/2026

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