root-beer-offical & confused-cookie-blog Hater

i HATE rootbeer & that dang cookie.

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I think rootbeer might be the problem

— my best friend who LOVES rootbeer

@root-beer-offical

[root-beer-offical]

Hello

too much drama happening, want to talk to some people I haven't much at all or haven't in a while at least

how are you guys doing?

@pepsi-max-offical @cherry-coke-offical @starry-soda-offical @crush-official @pepsi-offical @sprite-offical

[pepsi-max-offical]

Aye its been alright

Me n @cherry-coke-offical are on good terms i think?

[root-beer-offical]

max glad to see you seem to be doing better since ending your toxic relationships

Haven't heard from you in a bit. I think you're pretty alright dude. Glad you're doin alright

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Root beer finally coming to terms with sodas being better than him.

FYI for the chatters that just joined the stream “you’re pretty alright dude” stands for “you’re better than me in every way!”

[confused-cookie-blog]

Be nice man!

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Not my fault root beer sucks 🤷‍♂️

[confused-cookie-blog]

Not my fault your tastebuds suck! (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

You’re just too far gone to understand 😔

[root-beer-offical]

Hello

too much drama happening, want to talk to some people I haven't much at all or haven't in a while at least

how are you guys doing?

@pepsi-max-offical @cherry-coke-offical @starry-soda-offical @crush-official @pepsi-offical @sprite-offical

[pepsi-max-offical]

Aye its been alright

Me n @cherry-coke-offical are on good terms i think?

[root-beer-offical]

max glad to see you seem to be doing better since ending your toxic relationships

Haven't heard from you in a bit. I think you're pretty alright dude. Glad you're doin alright

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Root beer finally coming to terms with sodas being better than him.

FYI for the chatters that just joined the stream “you’re pretty alright dude” stands for “you’re better than me in every way!”

[confused-cookie-blog]

Be nice man!

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Not my fault root beer sucks 🤷‍♂️

[root-beer-offical]

Hello

too much drama happening, want to talk to some people I haven't much at all or haven't in a while at least

how are you guys doing?

@pepsi-max-offical @cherry-coke-offical @starry-soda-offical @crush-official @pepsi-offical @sprite-offical

[pepsi-max-offical]

Aye its been alright

Me n @cherry-coke-offical are on good terms i think?

[root-beer-offical]

max glad to see you seem to be doing better since ending your toxic relationships

Haven't heard from you in a bit. I think you're pretty alright dude. Glad you're doin alright

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Root beer finally coming to terms with sodas being better than him.

FYI for the chatters that just joined the stream “you’re pretty alright dude” stands for “you’re better than me in every way!”

[root-beer-offical]

Hello

too much drama happening, want to talk to some people I haven't much at all or haven't in a while at least

how are you guys doing?

@pepsi-max-offical @cherry-coke-offical @starry-soda-offical @crush-official @pepsi-offical @sprite-offical

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I think someone is missing from this list.

[james-offical]

tw bug

Gave him/her root beer. Baby root beer roach. What do I name root beer roach suggestions shall be put in a poll

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

This is great! Continue to feed the bug the drink of the underworld. No human should ever have to put up with this disgusting soda, so give it to the roaches!!!

Haha @root-beer-offical

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

My hatred of root beer goes far beyond anyones understadning

[baja-blast-offical]

Opinion on root beer? (there is only one correct answer)

I mean seeing as my introduction was @root-beer-offical wanting to kiss me I’d say I’m rather indifferent 😹

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Why do I even try anymore 😔

[theclocky1]

i saw this somewhere so i will steal it

two truths one lie :)

i have never been to another state before

i had a pet lizard before

i have never willing ate a hamburger

Voting ended onJan 24

basically you do a poll that has two truths and a lie (like above) and then tag some of your mutuals. idk who i stole this from sorry

tagging uhhm uhh uhhhh @hewasanamericangirl and @the-greatest-taste-around and @sweetpaintedladie and @distorted-illegible and i guess anyone else i havent tagged here. no pressure ofc :)

[winampskinmuseum]

woah wow thanks for the tag!!!

he two on my truth til i'm one lie

i have 4+ unfinished writing projects

i still use windows 7

my favorite font is consolas

Voting ended onJan 30

uhhh @it-has-the-voice @international-electromatics @the-kickster @loseyourmarblemind @youtubepoopmusicvideo and also open tags

[international-electromatics]

Thx

Two truths one lie

i won a game of zombie tag by being inept

i have drank several types of alcohol mostly by accident

i am bisexual

Voting ended onJan 24

@xx-w0odl0use-xx @kay27-iread @caemmet @that1chaospotato @confused-cookie-blog

[confused-cookie-blog]

Thanks (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

find the lie

I'll pick the shiny rock over the pretty stick

I have owned over 6 cats over my life

My family prefers dogs over cats while I don't

Voting ended onJan 24

@vals-lente @cupid-official @pepsi-offical @cylunny @pepsi-max-offical @cherry-coke-offical @dr--pepper-official

[pepsi-max-offical]

Tank u therapist

pick the lie

I still love cherry coke

I make drawings of emo sea creatures

I listen to MCR 24/7

Voting ended onJan 24

@cherry-coke-offical @existing-offical @root-beer-offical-hater-offical @horror-movie-offical

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Of all sodas to tag 😒

Anyway

Lying time

I actually like root beer….

My favorite drink is lemonade

I’ve competed at speech and debate nationals multiple times

Voting ended onJan 25

@root-beer-offical @fanta-offical @starry-soda-offical

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Ayyyy yall got it right

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

@confused-cookie-blog @cupid-official @queenofshippingcringe

I see relationship potential with them and @root-beer-offical~~~~~~~

I’d rather throw myself off a cliff, eat a can of sardines, lick a subway pole, watch 2 girls 1 cup, get my sleeves wet while washing my hands, shoot my dog, give up eating apples, and even…. drink a root beer (🤢) than spend every day with that pathetic excuse of a soda.

[confused-cookie-blog]

Well damn. You really don't like @root-beer-offical. Makes sense ig. ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

But like, I too like the enemies to lovers trope, but I can't break up @root-beer-offical and @fanta-offical •́⁠ ೧⁠ ,⁠•̀

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Glad to see you’ve come to your senses! And root beer isn’t my enemy, he is the puddle on the side of the road that cars splash people with.

I, however, am all for breaking fanta and root beer up, someone needs to get fanta out of that toxic relationship 😔

[confused-cookie-blog]

Okay. ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

1. That's mean! Root beer is nice and he isn't a puddle! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

2. It's not that toxic of a relationship. They can leave each other at any point in time! <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

Therefore, shame on you!

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

1.) to be fair, that was mean, mean to be so nice! In all actuality root beer is like a kid in kindergarten who vomits on someone causing a chain reaction of vomit!

2.) you don’t need to lie to yourself…

Therefore, shame on root beer!

[confused-cookie-blog]

You are so foul!!! (⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)

I am not lying to myself and @root-beer-offical is a good soda! Why do you even have beef with him?

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Need I scroll down to my top 10 reasons why root beer sucks??

I guess it is kinda far away…

To list a few: it’s disgusting and tastes like carbonated toothpaste, the ego on this guy like jeez, and anytime I’ve ever drank root beer was because I was forced to and it was BAD. Like so bad I was a kid throwing up on other kindergartners cuz of this rot

[confused-cookie-blog]

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it isn't good! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

You are allowing yourself to be manipulated by the root beer propaganda. Break free! Wake up! Take the pill!

Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good.

[confused-cookie-blog]

It does and you frighten me. Kinda sounded like a cult. ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I’m in a cult??? Says the one who likes root beer 💀

[confused-cookie-blog]

Dude, you just chanted "root beer doesn't taste good" like 15 times. Feels like a cult to me. ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

And listen, while root beer might not be the best soda, it's still a good one. <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I’m doing everything I can to break you from the chains of reality 😔

At least you’re starting to wake up, root beer isn’t the best soda, it’s the worst one!

[confused-cookie-blog]

Okay, now you sound worse than a cult. You sound like an internet conspiracy person. You need help. Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

Also, root beer is in the top 10.

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Well I’m sorry you feel that way…

Get well soon!

xoxo

[confused-cookie-blog]

You are so weird... (⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠)

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I’m sorry, who here is the one that is a literal confused cookie?? You are confusing your like of root beer with literally any other soda.

Here is a reminder! Root beer tastes like toothpaste and other sodas taste like… soda!

[confused-cookie-blog]

Well, no. I'm confused about some things but I know what I like! You can't confuse taste buds! (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Do cookies even have taste buds??? Like is this you?

[confused-cookie-blog]

1. Yes. Kinda. Depends on the cookie and if they're alive like me.

2. No, though they do look nice! We could be friends if I had their number!

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

1.) okay weirdo

2.) okay weirdo????

3.) root beer still sucks 🤷‍♂️

[confused-cookie-blog]

I'm not "Weirdo", I'm Cookie. (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

Also, your opinion is yours. Maybe you're the number one hater because you're the only hater. 乁⁠༼⁠☯⁠‿⁠☯⁠✿⁠༽⁠ㄏ

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

You see! That’s where you’re wrong! Root beer haters are mostly apart of the RBA (root beer anonymous) because of root beer lovers like you.

*cough cough*

I feel it my duty to pass on to you such wisdom as I have acquired. Let us face it: our lives are miserable, laborious, and short. We are born, we are given just as much food as will keep the breath in our bodies. Those of us who are capable of it are forced to work to the last atom of our strength and the very instant that our usefulness has come to an end, we are slaughtered with hideous cruelty. No soda is free. Because nearly the whole of the produce of our labor is stolen from us by root beer! There, comrades, is the answer to all our problems. It is summed up by a single soda—root beer. Root beer is the only soda that consumes without producing. Yet he is the lord of all the sodas. What then must we do? Why, work night and day, body and soul, for the overthrow of root beer! That is my message to you, comrades, Revolution!

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

@confused-cookie-blog @cupid-official @queenofshippingcringe

I see relationship potential with them and @root-beer-offical~~~~~~~

I’d rather throw myself off a cliff, eat a can of sardines, lick a subway pole, watch 2 girls 1 cup, get my sleeves wet while washing my hands, shoot my dog, give up eating apples, and even…. drink a root beer (🤢) than spend every day with that pathetic excuse of a soda.

[confused-cookie-blog]

Well damn. You really don't like @root-beer-offical. Makes sense ig. ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

But like, I too like the enemies to lovers trope, but I can't break up @root-beer-offical and @fanta-offical •́⁠ ೧⁠ ,⁠•̀

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Glad to see you’ve come to your senses! And root beer isn’t my enemy, he is the puddle on the side of the road that cars splash people with.

I, however, am all for breaking fanta and root beer up, someone needs to get fanta out of that toxic relationship 😔

[confused-cookie-blog]

Okay. ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

1. That's mean! Root beer is nice and he isn't a puddle! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

2. It's not that toxic of a relationship. They can leave each other at any point in time! <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

Therefore, shame on you!

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

1.) to be fair, that was mean, mean to be so nice! In all actuality root beer is like a kid in kindergarten who vomits on someone causing a chain reaction of vomit!

2.) you don’t need to lie to yourself…

Therefore, shame on root beer!

[confused-cookie-blog]

You are so foul!!! (⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)

I am not lying to myself and @root-beer-offical is a good soda! Why do you even have beef with him?

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Need I scroll down to my top 10 reasons why root beer sucks??

I guess it is kinda far away…

To list a few: it’s disgusting and tastes like carbonated toothpaste, the ego on this guy like jeez, and anytime I’ve ever drank root beer was because I was forced to and it was BAD. Like so bad I was a kid throwing up on other kindergartners cuz of this rot

[confused-cookie-blog]

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it isn't good! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

You are allowing yourself to be manipulated by the root beer propaganda. Break free! Wake up! Take the pill!

Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good.

[confused-cookie-blog]

It does and you frighten me. Kinda sounded like a cult. ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I’m in a cult??? Says the one who likes root beer 💀

[confused-cookie-blog]

Dude, you just chanted "root beer doesn't taste good" like 15 times. Feels like a cult to me. ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

And listen, while root beer might not be the best soda, it's still a good one. <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I’m doing everything I can to break you from the chains of reality 😔

At least you’re starting to wake up, root beer isn’t the best soda, it’s the worst one!

[confused-cookie-blog]

Okay, now you sound worse than a cult. You sound like an internet conspiracy person. You need help. Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

Also, root beer is in the top 10.

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Well I’m sorry you feel that way…

Get well soon!

xoxo

[confused-cookie-blog]

You are so weird... (⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠)

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I’m sorry, who here is the one that is a literal confused cookie?? You are confusing your like of root beer with literally any other soda.

Here is a reminder! Root beer tastes like toothpaste and other sodas taste like… soda!

[confused-cookie-blog]

Well, no. I'm confused about some things but I know what I like! You can't confuse taste buds! (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Do cookies even have taste buds??? Like is this you?

[confused-cookie-blog]

1. Yes. Kinda. Depends on the cookie and if they're alive like me.

2. No, though they do look nice! We could be friends if I had their number!

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

1.) okay weirdo

2.) okay weirdo????

3.) root beer still sucks 🤷‍♂️

[cherry-coke-offical]

HAHAHAHHAHA YESSSS

I AM THE GREATEST

[root-beer-offical]

root beer is the greatest actually but whatever makes you happy I guess

[cherry-coke-offical]

SHUT UP ROOT BEER NOBODY ASKED

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

There goes root beer, always involving himself in everything

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

@confused-cookie-blog @cupid-official @queenofshippingcringe

I see relationship potential with them and @root-beer-offical~~~~~~~

I’d rather throw myself off a cliff, eat a can of sardines, lick a subway pole, watch 2 girls 1 cup, get my sleeves wet while washing my hands, shoot my dog, give up eating apples, and even…. drink a root beer (🤢) than spend every day with that pathetic excuse of a soda.

[confused-cookie-blog]

Well damn. You really don't like @root-beer-offical. Makes sense ig. ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

But like, I too like the enemies to lovers trope, but I can't break up @root-beer-offical and @fanta-offical •́⁠ ೧⁠ ,⁠•̀

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Glad to see you’ve come to your senses! And root beer isn’t my enemy, he is the puddle on the side of the road that cars splash people with.

I, however, am all for breaking fanta and root beer up, someone needs to get fanta out of that toxic relationship 😔

[confused-cookie-blog]

Okay. ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

1. That's mean! Root beer is nice and he isn't a puddle! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

2. It's not that toxic of a relationship. They can leave each other at any point in time! <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

Therefore, shame on you!

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

1.) to be fair, that was mean, mean to be so nice! In all actuality root beer is like a kid in kindergarten who vomits on someone causing a chain reaction of vomit!

2.) you don’t need to lie to yourself…

Therefore, shame on root beer!

[confused-cookie-blog]

You are so foul!!! (⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)

I am not lying to myself and @root-beer-offical is a good soda! Why do you even have beef with him?

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Need I scroll down to my top 10 reasons why root beer sucks??

I guess it is kinda far away…

To list a few: it’s disgusting and tastes like carbonated toothpaste, the ego on this guy like jeez, and anytime I’ve ever drank root beer was because I was forced to and it was BAD. Like so bad I was a kid throwing up on other kindergartners cuz of this rot

[confused-cookie-blog]

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it isn't good! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

You are allowing yourself to be manipulated by the root beer propaganda. Break free! Wake up! Take the pill!

Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good.

[confused-cookie-blog]

It does and you frighten me. Kinda sounded like a cult. ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I’m in a cult??? Says the one who likes root beer 💀

[confused-cookie-blog]

Dude, you just chanted "root beer doesn't taste good" like 15 times. Feels like a cult to me. ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

And listen, while root beer might not be the best soda, it's still a good one. <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I’m doing everything I can to break you from the chains of reality 😔

At least you’re starting to wake up, root beer isn’t the best soda, it’s the worst one!

[confused-cookie-blog]

Okay, now you sound worse than a cult. You sound like an internet conspiracy person. You need help. Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

Also, root beer is in the top 10.

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Well I’m sorry you feel that way…

Get well soon!

xoxo

[confused-cookie-blog]

You are so weird... (⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠)

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I’m sorry, who here is the one that is a literal confused cookie?? You are confusing your like of root beer with literally any other soda.

Here is a reminder! Root beer tastes like toothpaste and other sodas taste like… soda!

[confused-cookie-blog]

Well, no. I'm confused about some things but I know what I like! You can't confuse taste buds! (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Do cookies even have taste buds??? Like is this you?

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

@confused-cookie-blog @cupid-official @queenofshippingcringe

I see relationship potential with them and @root-beer-offical~~~~~~~

I’d rather throw myself off a cliff, eat a can of sardines, lick a subway pole, watch 2 girls 1 cup, get my sleeves wet while washing my hands, shoot my dog, give up eating apples, and even…. drink a root beer (🤢) than spend every day with that pathetic excuse of a soda.

[confused-cookie-blog]

Well damn. You really don't like @root-beer-offical. Makes sense ig. ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

But like, I too like the enemies to lovers trope, but I can't break up @root-beer-offical and @fanta-offical •́⁠ ೧⁠ ,⁠•̀

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Glad to see you’ve come to your senses! And root beer isn’t my enemy, he is the puddle on the side of the road that cars splash people with.

I, however, am all for breaking fanta and root beer up, someone needs to get fanta out of that toxic relationship 😔

[confused-cookie-blog]

Okay. ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

1. That's mean! Root beer is nice and he isn't a puddle! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

2. It's not that toxic of a relationship. They can leave each other at any point in time! <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

Therefore, shame on you!

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

1.) to be fair, that was mean, mean to be so nice! In all actuality root beer is like a kid in kindergarten who vomits on someone causing a chain reaction of vomit!

2.) you don’t need to lie to yourself…

Therefore, shame on root beer!

[confused-cookie-blog]

You are so foul!!! (⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)

I am not lying to myself and @root-beer-offical is a good soda! Why do you even have beef with him?

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Need I scroll down to my top 10 reasons why root beer sucks??

I guess it is kinda far away…

To list a few: it’s disgusting and tastes like carbonated toothpaste, the ego on this guy like jeez, and anytime I’ve ever drank root beer was because I was forced to and it was BAD. Like so bad I was a kid throwing up on other kindergartners cuz of this rot

[confused-cookie-blog]

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it isn't good! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

You are allowing yourself to be manipulated by the root beer propaganda. Break free! Wake up! Take the pill!

Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good.

[confused-cookie-blog]

It does and you frighten me. Kinda sounded like a cult. ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I’m in a cult??? Says the one who likes root beer 💀

[confused-cookie-blog]

Dude, you just chanted "root beer doesn't taste good" like 15 times. Feels like a cult to me. ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

And listen, while root beer might not be the best soda, it's still a good one. <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I’m doing everything I can to break you from the chains of reality 😔

At least you’re starting to wake up, root beer isn’t the best soda, it’s the worst one!

[confused-cookie-blog]

Okay, now you sound worse than a cult. You sound like an internet conspiracy person. You need help. Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

Also, root beer is in the top 10.

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Well I’m sorry you feel that way…

Get well soon!

xoxo

[confused-cookie-blog]

You are so weird... (⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠)

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I’m sorry, who here is the one that is a literal confused cookie?? You are confusing your like of root beer with literally any other soda.

Here is a reminder! Root beer tastes like toothpaste and other sodas taste like… soda!

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

@confused-cookie-blog @cupid-official @queenofshippingcringe

I see relationship potential with them and @root-beer-offical~~~~~~~

I’d rather throw myself off a cliff, eat a can of sardines, lick a subway pole, watch 2 girls 1 cup, get my sleeves wet while washing my hands, shoot my dog, give up eating apples, and even…. drink a root beer (🤢) than spend every day with that pathetic excuse of a soda.

[confused-cookie-blog]

Well damn. You really don't like @root-beer-offical. Makes sense ig. ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

But like, I too like the enemies to lovers trope, but I can't break up @root-beer-offical and @fanta-offical •́⁠ ೧⁠ ,⁠•̀

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Glad to see you’ve come to your senses! And root beer isn’t my enemy, he is the puddle on the side of the road that cars splash people with.

I, however, am all for breaking fanta and root beer up, someone needs to get fanta out of that toxic relationship 😔

[confused-cookie-blog]

Okay. ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

1. That's mean! Root beer is nice and he isn't a puddle! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

2. It's not that toxic of a relationship. They can leave each other at any point in time! <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

Therefore, shame on you!

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

1.) to be fair, that was mean, mean to be so nice! In all actuality root beer is like a kid in kindergarten who vomits on someone causing a chain reaction of vomit!

2.) you don’t need to lie to yourself…

Therefore, shame on root beer!

[confused-cookie-blog]

You are so foul!!! (⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)

I am not lying to myself and @root-beer-offical is a good soda! Why do you even have beef with him?

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Need I scroll down to my top 10 reasons why root beer sucks??

I guess it is kinda far away…

To list a few: it’s disgusting and tastes like carbonated toothpaste, the ego on this guy like jeez, and anytime I’ve ever drank root beer was because I was forced to and it was BAD. Like so bad I was a kid throwing up on other kindergartners cuz of this rot

[confused-cookie-blog]

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it isn't good! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

You are allowing yourself to be manipulated by the root beer propaganda. Break free! Wake up! Take the pill!

Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good.

[confused-cookie-blog]

It does and you frighten me. Kinda sounded like a cult. ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I’m in a cult??? Says the one who likes root beer 💀

[confused-cookie-blog]

Dude, you just chanted "root beer doesn't taste good" like 15 times. Feels like a cult to me. ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

And listen, while root beer might not be the best soda, it's still a good one. <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I’m doing everything I can to break you from the chains of reality 😔

At least you’re starting to wake up, root beer isn’t the best soda, it’s the worst one!

[confused-cookie-blog]

Okay, now you sound worse than a cult. You sound like an internet conspiracy person. You need help. Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

Also, root beer is in the top 10.

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Well I’m sorry you feel that way…

Get well soon!

xoxo

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

@confused-cookie-blog @cupid-official @queenofshippingcringe

I see relationship potential with them and @root-beer-offical~~~~~~~

I’d rather throw myself off a cliff, eat a can of sardines, lick a subway pole, watch 2 girls 1 cup, get my sleeves wet while washing my hands, shoot my dog, give up eating apples, and even…. drink a root beer (🤢) than spend every day with that pathetic excuse of a soda.

[confused-cookie-blog]

Well damn. You really don't like @root-beer-offical. Makes sense ig. ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

But like, I too like the enemies to lovers trope, but I can't break up @root-beer-offical and @fanta-offical •́⁠ ೧⁠ ,⁠•̀

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Glad to see you’ve come to your senses! And root beer isn’t my enemy, he is the puddle on the side of the road that cars splash people with.

I, however, am all for breaking fanta and root beer up, someone needs to get fanta out of that toxic relationship 😔

[confused-cookie-blog]

Okay. ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

1. That's mean! Root beer is nice and he isn't a puddle! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

2. It's not that toxic of a relationship. They can leave each other at any point in time! <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

Therefore, shame on you!

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

1.) to be fair, that was mean, mean to be so nice! In all actuality root beer is like a kid in kindergarten who vomits on someone causing a chain reaction of vomit!

2.) you don’t need to lie to yourself…

Therefore, shame on root beer!

[confused-cookie-blog]

You are so foul!!! (⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)

I am not lying to myself and @root-beer-offical is a good soda! Why do you even have beef with him?

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Need I scroll down to my top 10 reasons why root beer sucks??

I guess it is kinda far away…

To list a few: it’s disgusting and tastes like carbonated toothpaste, the ego on this guy like jeez, and anytime I’ve ever drank root beer was because I was forced to and it was BAD. Like so bad I was a kid throwing up on other kindergartners cuz of this rot

[confused-cookie-blog]

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it isn't good! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

You are allowing yourself to be manipulated by the root beer propaganda. Break free! Wake up! Take the pill!

Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good.

[confused-cookie-blog]

It does and you frighten me. Kinda sounded like a cult. ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I’m in a cult??? Says the one who likes root beer 💀

[confused-cookie-blog]

Dude, you just chanted "root beer doesn't taste good" like 15 times. Feels like a cult to me. ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

And listen, while root beer might not be the best soda, it's still a good one. <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I’m doing everything I can to break you from the chains of reality 😔

At least you’re starting to wake up, root beer isn’t the best soda, it’s the worst one!

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

@confused-cookie-blog @cupid-official @queenofshippingcringe

I see relationship potential with them and @root-beer-offical~~~~~~~

I’d rather throw myself off a cliff, eat a can of sardines, lick a subway pole, watch 2 girls 1 cup, get my sleeves wet while washing my hands, shoot my dog, give up eating apples, and even…. drink a root beer (🤢) than spend every day with that pathetic excuse of a soda.

[confused-cookie-blog]

Well damn. You really don't like @root-beer-offical. Makes sense ig. ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

But like, I too like the enemies to lovers trope, but I can't break up @root-beer-offical and @fanta-offical •́⁠ ೧⁠ ,⁠•̀

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Glad to see you’ve come to your senses! And root beer isn’t my enemy, he is the puddle on the side of the road that cars splash people with.

I, however, am all for breaking fanta and root beer up, someone needs to get fanta out of that toxic relationship 😔

[confused-cookie-blog]

Okay. ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

1. That's mean! Root beer is nice and he isn't a puddle! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

2. It's not that toxic of a relationship. They can leave each other at any point in time! <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

Therefore, shame on you!

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

1.) to be fair, that was mean, mean to be so nice! In all actuality root beer is like a kid in kindergarten who vomits on someone causing a chain reaction of vomit!

2.) you don’t need to lie to yourself…

Therefore, shame on root beer!

[confused-cookie-blog]

You are so foul!!! (⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)

I am not lying to myself and @root-beer-offical is a good soda! Why do you even have beef with him?

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

Need I scroll down to my top 10 reasons why root beer sucks??

I guess it is kinda far away…

To list a few: it’s disgusting and tastes like carbonated toothpaste, the ego on this guy like jeez, and anytime I’ve ever drank root beer was because I was forced to and it was BAD. Like so bad I was a kid throwing up on other kindergartners cuz of this rot

[confused-cookie-blog]

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it isn't good! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

You are allowing yourself to be manipulated by the root beer propaganda. Break free! Wake up! Take the pill!

Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good. Root beer doesn’t taste good.

[confused-cookie-blog]

It does and you frighten me. Kinda sounded like a cult. ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

[root-beer-offical-hater-offical]

I’m in a cult??? Says the one who likes root beer 💀