sophie

we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.

[n0kiv]

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

[gamecubist]

PAGE 1 OF 184

[pau1y]

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

[mahnkee]

[victoriaringsinyourears]

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

[homebeccer]

[approach]

REKT

[papertownsy]

James Corden takes JLo’s phone and sends a text to Leonardo DiCaprio x

[4walls]

[56blogsstillcrazy]

[spukejonze]

[spacedaydreams]

me in a horror movie

[dlubes]

1st text - Friday: 10:23PM

2nd text - Today 9:37PM

[trapcard]

AQSWEDRTEYKUTJ

[habitualshaker]

“sorry I just got your text are you still gonna kill me?”

[pi4nobl4ck]

[sashayed]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[bitchycode]

[kevinkinky]

[zackisontumblr]

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

[rootless-x]

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

[somethingfangirly]

why not just clean it while the computer is shut down?

[wackd-archive]

while the computer is what now