drunk giraffe

"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant."

[nervouspearl]

The Great British Bake Off: a summary

[fionagoddess]

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

[lovedroughts]

[roryandtheeggs]

Fashion! Put It All On Me ➝  Paolo Sebastian f/w 2014-15

[ninthwardjawn-deactivated201902]

reasons i want to look GOOD 

for myself

for myself

to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts

for myself

[-letaem]

[fujiwhara-waltz]

#he has a ”shots fired” notebook im so done

[wasalswearengen-deactivated2016]

[noten]

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 

[roryandtheeggs]

woah, haven't been here in ages. uni recrutation takes more time than finals

[leias]

At least I’ll never be the worst person I know.

[deluxetoaster]

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

[justadashofsarcasm]

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

[houseofwolvesv2]

[roryandtheeggs]

- You all plan to die here tonight? - No, Ser!

[reservoir-of-blood]

[roryandtheeggs]

Dr. Hannibal Lecter requests the pleasure of my company for dinner. 

[oswwin]

[alisseia-deactivated20150120]

 #see the accent #hear the accent #feel the accent

[girlwithapumpkintattoo]

[porrn-deactivated20160804]

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

[mostly10]

[nuclearpiss]

Reblog if you're not American

I get a lot of people assuming I’m from America when they meet me on tumblr. I wanna see how many people here aren’t American!

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[french]

I’m so fucking weird It’s like: I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet. I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot. I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend. I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous. I need help.