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Rosa. 24. Actress. Circle of Luna; Coven. mankind's misfortunes spring from their hatred of being alone. "When witches don't fight, we burn."

[poppyowens]

Something's not right.

[poppyowens]

It’s not heat. If it was, I could just find another pack mate to help. This is— I can’t seem to control the wolf.

Can you… help me?

[rosa-vicario]

Wow, shagging within the family, huh? Tell me, is it incest or bestiality, or a bit of both, I can never be sure.

Depends if you'd make it worth my while. Think of my services in the same way people view oral; If I'm not gonna get at least a free prime rib steak and a bottle of champers out of it, there's no way I'm risking lock jaw. 

[poppyowens]

Something's not right.

[poppyowens]

Great, someone else here to mindlessly chatter about something I can’t care to hear.

If you’re not here to help, get out of my face.

[rosa-vicario]

Aww is the lil puppy getting a lil heat? 

What a shame you're being so barky with me. And here I thought I could lend a neutered hand or two. 

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[poppyowens]

Something's not right.

[rosa-vicario]

Uh oh, looks like someone's looking to book an emergency appointment at the vets.

[rosa-vicario]

Oh I swear

[highaces]

Hey, I can be the big spoon, okay. I don’t mind cuddling you up.

[rosa-vicario]

Just keep those ridiculously long fingernails to yourself, I don't feel like forking tonight.

[freyja-hendrickson]

So amusing when they think I'm a student...

[freyja-hendrickson]

It’s like teaching a game, and watching people play games against each other. It’s interesting to see how the young adults develop into ruthless, ambitious people after they’ve learned the game.

And I get to meet a lot of politicians, my dream is a Kennedy.

[rosa-vicario]

Oh great, so not only do you get a wetty for politicians but you're actively encouraging the Hunger Games. 

[freyja-hendrickson]

So amusing when they think I'm a student...

[freyja-hendrickson]

I teach political science, so something very similar to that, yes.

[rosa-vicario]

Now why on Earth would you choose perhaps the most boring subject in the universe to teach. I mean, what, along with your disgusting diet habits, you planning on becoming the Hitler of Professors?

[freyja-hendrickson]

So amusing when they think I'm a student...

Silly co-eds.

[rosa-vicario]

Well I'm sure they'd be delighted to know you're their new teacher. I mean who else is going to teach them the timeless art of cannibalism and sleeping in coffins for eternity, whilst dousing yourself in disgusting old lady perfume to hide the stench of death and decay.

[rosa-vicario]

Oh I swear

[addisonharper]

Low blow, O’Malley cat. What’s got you riled up?

[rosa-vicario]

 A trio of Winona Judd's basically attacked me with their jack-o-lantern bellies when I was doing my weekly remedy shopping and now I have a funny duck waddle in my walk that has led to three different men asking exactly how rough I have it in the ass.

[rosa-vicario]

Oh I swear

[highaces]

Listen, how about you come over and I can drown out all the suckfest of what happened with movies and good food.

Possibly kick B out of the bed and then you and I can cuddle.

[rosa-vicario]

Only if my hotcakes has a plate of hot cakes waiting for me when I get there...and if I can be the little spoon, you've been claiming it 3 times in a row. It can be a serious downer on my feminine wiles you know.

[rosa-vicario]

Oh I swear

[highaces]

What’s got you all fussed up?

[rosa-vicario]

I nearly got blindsighted by some female Fat Elvis' when I was in the apothecary earlier and almost got belly flopped into the herb garden.

[rosa-vicario]

Oh I swear

[addisonharper]

Well, time to call the other Powerpuff girls and tell them we have to find a new trio themed costume.

[rosa-vicario]

You could always go with Dracula's Brides. God knows you all tolerate those coffin cuddlers more than anyone else does in this place.

[rosa-vicario]

Oh I swear

If I see one more gravy blood stuffed, pumpkin bellied trio pretending to be the Sanderson Sisters for Halloween, I'm gonna start pulling out teeth and shaving heads like in that god awful Anne Hathaway movie. 

[rosa-vicario]

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