Terezi- On the first day of
twelfth pedigree, my matesprite
gave to me a scalemate hanging
from the tree! Hee hee hee hee!
Sollux- On the second day of
twelfth pedigree, my matesprite
gave to me two sets of stairs
Terezi- And a scalemate hanging
from the tree! Haa haa haa!
Nepeta- On the third day of
twelfth pedigree, my matesprite
gave me to three sharp claws!
Sollux- two sets of stairs
Feferi- On the fourth day of
twelfth pedigree, my matesprite
gave to me four cuttlefish!
Nepeta- three sharp claws!
Sollux- two sets of stairs
Terezi- and a scalemate hanging
from the tree! SING IT KARKAT!
Karkat- On the fifth day of
twelfth pedigree, my matesprite
gave to me FIVE FUCKASSES!!!!
Terezi- (that was beautiful!)
Nepeta- Three sharp claws!
Sollux- two sets of stairs
Kanaya- On the sixth day of
twelfth pedigree my matesprite
gave to me six riving chainsaws
Sollux- two sets of stairs
hanging from the tree! GO TAV!
Tavros- On the seventh day of
twelfth pedigree, my matesprite
gave to me, uh, seven paraplegics
Kanaya- Six riving chainsaws
Nepeta- Three sharp claws
Sollux- two sets of stairs
Vriska- On the eighth day of
twelfth pedigree, my matesprite
gave to me eight spiders spinning
Kanaya- Six riving chainsaws
Feferi- glub glub glub glub glub!
Nepeta- three sharp claws!
Sollux- two sets of stairs
Gamzee- On the ninth day of
twelfth pedigree, my matesprite
gave to me nine cans of Faygo
Vriska- eight spinning spiders
Tavros- Seven paraplegics
Kanaya- Six riving chainsaws
Nepeta- three sharp claws
Sollux- two sets of stairs
Eridan- On the tenth day of
twelfth pedigree, my matesprite gave
to me ten empty... buckets...
Gamzee- nine cans of Faygo
Vriska- eight spinning spiders
Tavros- seven paraplegics
Kanaya- Six riving chainsaws
Nepeta- three sharp claws!
Sollux- two sets of stairs
Aradia- On the eleventh day of
twelfth pedigree my matesprite gave
to me [beep] eleven frogs a-leaping
Eridan- Ten empty (sniff) ne ne
nyaaaaaaeeeehhhhh bleeehhhhh
Gamzee- Nine cans of Faygo
Vriska- eight spinning spiders
Tavros- Seven paraplegics
Kanaya- Six riving chainsaws
Nepeta- three sharp claws
Sollux- two sets of stairs
Terezi- and a scalemate hanging
from the tree! ONE MORE TIME!
Equius- on the twelfth of twelfth
pedigree, my matesprite gave to
me twelve rippling hoof-beasts
Aradia- Eleven frogs a-leaping
Eridan-vv-vv a-vvuh vvaaaaaahhhhhhh
vveh (sniff sniff) vvieh-
Gamzee- Hey man, you okay?
Vriska- Eridan, oh my god!
Tavros- Uh, WH-WHAT'S GOING ON?
Sollux- serves an asshole right
Everyone except Eridan and Karkat- And
a scalemate hanging from the tree!
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