A LONG list Latin swear words/phrases/etc. you may find funny and/or useful!
Here is really the only thing I’ve retained after my 3 years of Latin.
I made this list a year or so ago. Some I got from websites, and some I made up myself. (I had to remove most of the stuff I had b/c it was just too long!) So if im wrong, please feel free to make corrections or add your own!!
“cane” - bitch (this is actually referring to a dog, however, and not the female derogatory)
“filius canis” - son of a bitch (literally ‘son of a dog’)
“fututus et mori in igni” - fuck off and die in a fire
“futue te ipsi” - fuck you
“trude id sursum tui cunni, faexnigre” - shove it up your cunt, shitnigger.
“suge meum penem, cunne” - suck my dick, cunt
“morde meum globes” - bite my balls (???)
“Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo” - i’ll fuck you up the ass and make you blow me (OR ’ I will sodomize you and face-fuck you’. this is from a poem called Catullus 16, the filthiest latin poems you can find)
“Te futueo et caballum tuum” - Screw you and the horse you rode in on
“Flocci non faccio” - I don’t give a damn
“Mihi irruma et te pedicabo” - Give me head and I’ll ass fuck you
“Bovis stercus” - Bull shit
“Es stultior asino” - You are dumber than an ass
“Es scortum obscenus vilis” - You are a vile, perverted whore
“Es mundus excrementi” - You are a pile of shit
“Bibe semen meum” - Swallow my cum (???)
“Bibe semen meum e baculo” - Swallow my cum from a cup (???)
“Globos meos lambe!” - Lick my balls
“Moecha Putida” - Dirty slut
“Podex perfectus es” - You’re a complete asshole
“Futue te ipsum!” - Go fuck yourself!
“Stercorem pro cerebro habes” - You have shit for brains
“Caput tuum in ano est” - You have your head up your ass
“Impudens es leno” - You shameless pimp
“Vacca stulta” - You stupid cow
“Vescere bracis meis” - Eat my shorts
“Tu scronium es” - You are a whore
“Caput stercoris” - shithead (lit. head of shit)
“Mentulam Caco” - I shit on your prick
“Obesus porcus” - Fat pig
“Cupio te meam mentulam sugare” - I want you to suck my dick
“Matris futuor” - Mother fucker
“Te odeo, interfice te cochleare” - I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon.
“Matris Prolapsus” - Bitch (??)
“Stercus accidit” - Shit happens
“Potes meos suaviari clunes” - You can kiss my ass.
“Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?” - When did the assholes make you their king?
“Plenus stercoris es” You are full of shit
“Derideo te!” - I laugh at you!
“Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?” - Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
“Fabriacate diem, punk” - Make my day, punk
“Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit” - It isn’t over until it’s over
“Morologus es!” - You’re talking like a moron!
“Puto vos esse molestissimos” - I think that you are very annoying
“Qualem blennum!” - What a doofus!
“Qualem muleirculam!” - What a bimbo!
“Quisque comoedus est” - Everybody’s a comedian
“Radix lecti” - Couch potato
“Raptus regaliter” - Royally screwed
“Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!” - Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business
“Stultus est sicut stultus facit” - Stupid is as stupid does
“Tace atque abi” - Shut up and go away
“Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant “ - May barbarians invade your personal space
“Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant” - May conspirators assassinate you in the mall
“Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant” - May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
“Vacca foeda” - Dirty cow
“Viri sunt Viri” - Men are slime
“Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum! ” - Gross and putrid monster!
“Faciem durum cacantis habes” - You have the face of a man with severe constipation
“Mala pituita nasi” - Nasty nasal drippings!
“Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare.” - If you ask me, you can go and shit on yourself.
“Commodum habitus es” - You have just been owned
“Canis matrem tuam subagiget” - Dog has desecrated your mother
“Hic erit in lecto fortissimus” - He is Hercules in the sack
“Asinus Stultissimus” - Dumbass (lit. “Very stupid donkey”)
“Caput tuum in ano est” - Your head is in your ass
“Tuam matrem feci” - I did your mother
“Scio erit in lecto fortissimus” - I am Hercules in the sack.
Have fun writing fanfiction now. ;-))
origamiaround
blakekathryn
vaporwave
gummygunk
