Jacksepticeye Jokes pt. 4!
With the success of my previous JSE jokes posts, I decided to make another! :)
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What do you call an Irishman who breaks into computers?
Hacksepticeye.
What do you call an Irishman who has something missing?
Lacksepticeye.
What do you call an Irishman preparing for a vacation?
Packsepticeye.
What do you call an Irishman who hits everything?
Whacksepticeye.
What do you call an Irish duck?
Quacksepticeye.
What do you call Sam when he’s been for a nap?
Why did Jack decide not to be a doctor?
Because Schneep is for the weak.
Why did Jack put a vegetable to bed?
Because sleep is for the leek.
Why did Jack stop eating lamb?
Because sheep is for the weak.
Why did Jack call Signe when his light broke?
Because to him, she lights up every room she walks into.
Why did Jack get stabbed in the back?
Because Robin made Anti do it…
Why did Anti scratch his arm?
Because it felt gl-itchy.
Why did Jack throw a potato at his computer?
He wanted to throw himself into making his videos.
Why did Jack’s computer break?
Because he threw a potato at it.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Signe.
Signe who?
Jack, you know who I am. Just let me in.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wiish.
Wiish who?
Wiish you’d let me in!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam waiting for you to open the door.
Mark: Knock knock
Jack: Who’s there?
Mark: Marki
Jack: Marki who?
Mark: No, it’s MarkiMOO.
Jack: HI SIGNE
Signe: Did you forget to turn off caps lock?
Jack: NO I’M TYPING HOW I SPEAK
What did Jack say when he had an existential crisis?
What is my life?
How far does Jack go to places?
All the way!
What lullaby would Jack sing to an infant?
Jack-a-bye baby.
What nationality is Jack?
Septiceye-rish!
What did Jack cut some wires with?
With Marki-pliers!
What is Jack’s favourite fruit?
Jack-berry.
What is Anti’s favourite fruit?
A blood orange.
Where is Jack’s favourite place?
Sam-sterdam.
What does Anti say when he meets someone?
Knife to meet you.
How does Jack talk?
With an Irish Jack-cent!
Hope you enjoyed these :P
@therealjacksepticeye