The Shitbox

Here's a lame blog for a lame person.

[softjungkooks]

when u know someone is fake as hell but u dont have receipts 

[legendofbisexuals-old-deactivat]

asdfjskjhdg

[dynastylnoire]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[roseespresso]

call the fire station, somebody’s getting burnt

[lacorgi]

[mattonious]

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

[iaintnopapaya]

Disney Princesses as sloths.

[santinope-blog]

but why

[star-shine]

why not

[honaebee]

[roseespresso]

why does this look satisfying 

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

[vigilantejustice]

y’all……. the simpsons predicted a donald trump presidency back in 1999

[the-real-eye-to-see]

It might just save your life

[king-emare]

Sometimes not even politeness will save you. Tamir Rice didn’t get the chance to be polite. Aiyana Jones didn’t get the chance to be polite. Sometimes it happens with no warning.

[fromzimbabwee]

Sad truth

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

[foxxycleopatra]

“i can’t figure out this problem”

teacher: use your head

[donutplz]

hi

[meladoodle]

when he licks his lips seductively

[fallingpandas]

what the fuck is that thing?

[meladoodle]

my boyfriend :)

[virguin]

“am i horny or do i just have to pee?” a novel by me

[jamesbanes]

I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. You are not a bad person. You’re a very good person, who bad things have happened to. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are. And when all this is over we’ll be a proper family. You’ll see.

[dennys]

*slides you a $20* now let's talk about me getting free pancakes

not sure you understand the concept of free

[roseespresso]

omg i cant stop laughing 

[roseespresso]

random thought

in back to the future 2, shouldnt the future marty not exist bcs the past marty went to the future to see his future self?

[ri-science]

[did-you-know]

There’s a way to stop the ‘tickle’ when someone’s fingers are accosting you.

ri-science:

How neuroscience can help you control your tickling response

Your brain predicts sensations based on your own movements and isn’t surprised when you try to tickle yourself. To combat the tickly feeling when someone else tickles you, cover their hand with yours. 

Your brain can then make predictions about how it’s going to feel, and doesn’t produce the tickle response.

Dr. Emily Grossman explains.

[whataboutleslie]

this is important

[rhapsody-in-neon-aubergine]

Also you can punch and/or kick them in the head and firmly establish that they do not have permission to tickle you.

[acciofrary]

We’ve devoted our lives to our nations. We’re still taking an enormous risk for our country, whether we lay a claim to England or… defy my father and the Vatican.