me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
clock: 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
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@donutplz
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
clock: 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
one thing i dont understand about post limit is that youre literally being punished by the tumblr staff for using their website like where is the logic
When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lecture
do you know how cute i would be if i had more money
me trying to comfort a sad friend
*automatically says ouch even though it didn’t hurt*
You know what I really don’t like?
When in movies or whatever the dad figure has to leave, or dies, and he tells the little boy to ‘take care of your mother, you’re the man of the house now’
yeah
so basically we are framing grown ass women to be more incompetent than a (male) child?
and don’t tell me it’s just meant to make the son feel better about the dad leaving/dying because WOW that’s a lot of pressure to put on a kid don’t you think
SOMEBODY SAID THE THING FINALLY
Thank you!!!
“Son, you’re six years old now. You’re the man of the house while I’m gone. That’s right. Your maleness outranks the experiences and intelligence of a 35 year old woman.”
yooooooo
WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST
Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.
my heart exploded
cloudy with a chance of deez nuts
lmao
do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous
getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail