I'm a dumbass

18+ Only, there'll probably be porn

[daily-self-depreciation]

[bare1ythere]

When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end

(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)

[wheezel]

Me: overall agrees with and is interested in post

Post: “But I bet you’re just gonna skip past this bc you don’t care 😒”

Me:

[thor-the-skin-stealer-deactivat]

Humans are just juice boxes for Vampires

[allsonargent]

In all my life, I never thought I would be so lucky as to fall in love with my best friend.

[rocktheholygrail]

Soak my deck! 😂

[cinemaspam]

ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD (2019) dir. Quentin Tarantino

[catasters]

[selena-soto]

[theentiregdtime]

me, getting along well with my male coworkers:

[selflovewarrior]

you’re allowed to settle for a calm life, despite people on social media making it seem like you should do all these adventurous things. you don’t have to travel far and wide in order to be happy. you don’t have to have an amazing career in order to be proud of who you are and your life. live your life the way you want to, calm lives are good. a calm life is what i’m aiming for.

[havanasliu]

men will watch the most trash shit ever released but when it comes to a girl squad movie it needs to meet the highest bar to be considered watchable and worthy of their oh so valuable time lol i have to laugh

[astrangeenchantedboy]

i was thinking abt that earlier bc my coworker said "so birds of prey doesn't look very good" and i said "i don't care if it's the most trash ass movie ever made, i'm excited and i'm GONNA watch it!" he said "what, just because they're women" and i said "uh. yeah."

especially in genres, women are held to a weirdly high standard. there are like eight fucking movies where tom cruise plays himself in ridiculous high-stakes spy settings and no one bitches that they're unrealistic or stupid or whatever but margot robbie does it once and suddenly it's all about the integrity of the art.

[deeperwells]

Men will fully see 11 Fast and Furious movies and 7 spinoffs to “support the boys” or whatever but the second a girl movie comes out theyre all film majors

[90s90s90s]

[trekupmysleeve]

This scene actually works better as stills

[tatianazmaslany]

jesus

[beallright]

dead to me: judy and jen . (that’s it. that’s the post)

[takarnage-entourage]

Do y’all ever feel like a toddler trying to take care of itself

[takarnage-entourage]

Like I just spent 30 mins eating random unsatisfying snacks until I finally figured out I was just thirsty

[dailytwitterposts]

follow justhumorpics for more

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

i rewatched captain america the other day

[time-travel-bouqet]

@the-wayward-robot 🤣