CrazyRose

Blue exorcist prompt poster

[rosegoldfire10]

Dad Shima: "You bring dishonor to the family."

Renzō: "Well at least I'm bringing something."

Just got my braces and wisdom teeth removed I’m not rocking with it anyway he’s a post!!!

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[in an argument]

Rin: Fuck you.

Renzo: Later. Now, listen here...

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Shiemi: Hey can you hold this for me?

Izumo: This is just your hand

Shiemi: Yeah!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!!

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Renzō: *loses Rin in a crowd* Hey Izumo-Chan, I cant find Rin anywhere. I'm getting worried.

Izumo: Alright *cups mouth* RIN SUCKS!!

Rin: *nothing*

Izumo: Ok... THEN YUKIO SUCKS!

Rin: *punches their way through the crowd* FUCK YOU! WHO SAID THAT ABOUT MY LIL BROTHER!? I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

Renzō: Found him.

Rin would defend Yukio with his dying breath!

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Renzō: You're so cute when you're irritated.

Izumo: I'm going to slit your throat.

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Renzō: "Get down from there!"

Rin: *up in a tree*"No way!"

Renzō: "I'm going to call Bon."

Rin: "Go ahead, I'll fight him! "

Renzō: "I have cookies."

Rin: *gets down and grabs cookies*"I totally would've fought him."

Renzō: "I know you would."

He would!!

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Lightning: I've slept so little I can now officially smell colours.

Bon: How are you still alive?!

Lightning: That's the question I've been asking every day

Dude barely showers I think he barley actually sleeps too.

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Yukio: *staring deadpan into the camera with a microphone in hand* And here, you can see the endangered Rin in their natural habitat.

Rin: *falls down the stairs, spilling their drink everywhere*

Yukio: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.

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Renzō: "BON HURRY! THERE’S A SPIDER!!!"

Bon: "KILL IT!"

Renzō: "YOU KILL IT!"

Bon: *goes over cautiously to kill spider with shoe*

Spider: *grabs shoe*

Renzō: *runs out of room*"SAVE YOURSELVES!"

Bon: "COME BACK! "

Shima and spiders don't mix

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Renzō : "I'm forgetting something."

Izumo: "Morals, probably?"

Renzō: "No, it's something important."

THEM

(can count as ship)

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Shura: "You're a baby."

Rin: "I'm almost sixteen!"

Shura: "A baby! Give me that sword!"

Shura to me for Rin and Yukio sometimes is the big sister they didn't know they need and sometimes like a mother too(mostly siblings to me though) You know she cares about them so much! /(sorry this can count as a mother days post I was busy that day so haven't been posting)\

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Bon: "What is the proper way to deal with someone that annoys you?"

Izumo: "A knife."

Shiemi: "No!"

Rin: "Two knives?"

Yukio: "No nii-san!"

Renzō: "You guys are savages. The proper way is a untraceable posion."

Bon & Konekomaru: "...You're all insane."

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Rin: *walks up to Renzō, grabs his face gently, kisses his cheek softly*

Rin: if you ever, ever eat my cookies again, I will end you!

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Rin: "Did you eat all the sugar powdered donuts?"

Renzō: *mouth full of food* "No..."

Rin: "Then what's that on your pants?"

Renzō: "That's cocaine."

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Shiemi: I want to see all of us grow old together.

Yukio: Are you assuming I want to live?

Renzō ... Are you ok?

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Renzō: It's not illegal if you don't get caught!

Yukio: We're literally being chased by the guard right now! How can you say that!?

Renzō: Yeah, yeah, I know! Hold on to your horses, this is about to get FUN!

Yukio:SHIMA, NO!

Can be taken as the ship!

[rosegoldfire10]

Demon Rin: Wow, your family is shitty. You should kill them and get a new one!

Renzō: Yeah, well, that's impossible.

Demon Rin: Not really, found family is a thing!

Could be spoiler below

One of my many Aus is that Rin’s demon side is still very there just more chill in-till Rin fully accepts that side of him so they become whole again.