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Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife
PROS AND CONS : BKG (2.3k)
bakugou finds a list you made before you dated him
“one. big cock and knows how to use it. two and it’s in all caps. EATER.”
you rest on your forearms on your sofa, looking across the living room to your boyfriend who has appeared from your bedroom. he’s reading a crumpled sheet of paper from god knows where with a massive grin on his face.
“did you get the fan from my room? katsuki, it’s hot!” you whine petulantly. you've got your thin shorts and bralette on, trying to fight the heatwave that has taken over your city.
the heat has beat you down, left you stranded in your living room with three ice lolly packets in your path and skin sticky. you can feel the sweat trickle down your spine, you can see it gathered on katsuki’s exposed forehead, yet he still stands there reading.
“hold on, i’m lovin’ this,” he says, gold tooth shining as his mouth stretches wider, “three. rich and generous with it. is that right? you with me for my cock and money?”
you blink at him a few times, trying not to get distracted by his shirtless bare chest or the black headband he’s got on to push his unruly blonde locks back. he’s handsome, deliciously so. still, you think back to why everything he’s saying is so familiar.
alpha? | midoriya, i.
ꉂ ᵎᵎ cw/tw: 18+, alpha!fem!afab*!brat!subreader, omega!softdom!izuku, reader has a dick and pussy, a/b/o, frotting, dick + pussy rubbing, degradation, non-traditional alpha-omega dynamics, mention of marking, dumbfication elements, cnc elements, not super proofread, hinting at pinv, first piece of writing in a while, errr tell me kindly if i missed any tags
ꉂ ᵎᵎ a/n: theres a particular line where it may suggest that girls can't have dicks or that having a dick makes one any less of a girl but i am just saying that reader is biologically female but her secondary gender is alpha dat is all ^_^
ꉂ ᵎᵎ synopsis: response to this ask, omega!deku bullying an alpha!reader yay
ꉂ ᵎᵎ w/c: 630~
“are you sure you’re an alpha?” izuku asks, giggling at the way your cock twitched between his length and palm, a slick wet mess being made with each stroke. his thighs hook underneath yours as he pulls you closer along his bed. you couldn’t remember exactly how you got into this situation, or how you found your way into this stupid omega’s little dorm room— all you really could focus on was the dizzying smell permeating the air— izuku’s pheromones thick and heavy— and how you weren’t going to let it get the best of you.
right?
“of course i’m an alpha,” you scoff, trying not shiver as his thumb flicked over your frenulum, “why would i have a dick if i wasn’t?”
“this cute little thing?” he snickers, grip tightening just enough to make your breath hitch, “i’d hardly called it a dick. i mean, it barely half as long as mine, and i’m an omega. don’t you think that’s kind of embarrassing?”
your face flushes, the color intensifying as he shifts positions to crowd your space, backing you into the headboard of the bed. despite how much you hated being talked down to, especially by an omega, you couldn’t help but secretly like the way izuku was treating you.
“that’s, that’s just because you’re a fucking freak of nature! there’s nothing wrong with me—”
“yeah?” he cooes, interrupting your protest, eyebrows pinched in mock sympathy. his hand readjusts it’s grip around your cocks, and you can feel how he throbs against you as if a ravenous wolf presented with a lost lamb. “well, why are you in rut for a ‘freak of nature then?”
“i’m not—” you whine, fumbling hands clutching at your shirt as you feel pleasure begin to mount, “i’m not in rut…”
“yeah…” izuku seemingly agrees, tsking softly, “more like a heat, huh? maybe you’re the omega, and i’m the alpha.”
your head shakes furiously at the suggestion, the room beginning to feel like it was spinning. “i’m not an omega, m’not—”
“you sure?” he tilts his head— calmly, collected— amused, “maybe i should be the one who fucks your pussy instead.”
I LOVE YOUR YUJI WORKS and i see u love yuji sm sm sm and i’m here to share a little earworm cuz it’s got me in a chokehold
yuji in boxers… like…. those tight boxers that don’t do anything to hide his outline……
AAUFHFHFHF FAT COCK YUJI
✩꒱ tighty whities — ft. yuuji itadori .ᐟ
🏁 ꒰ ✩ smut ⋆ mdni ⋆ characters are adults. yuuji itadori & fem!reader. handjobs, big dick yuuji, counting the inches, roommates to lovers -> every once in a while yuuji pulls out his tightest, teeniest pair of underwear and every once in a while you’re get curious enough to see what they’re hiding.
thank you sm friend! i love him so much i want to live between his heart and lungs sooo bad idk what this is im feeling Lustful.
yes yes yuuji in those sickening tight white undies. i feel like perhaps he bought them by mistake and only wears them when he’s out of his usual boxers. super tight, hugging the slender curve of his waist and perfectly outlining his girth even though it’s tucked away. you can clearly see whenever he leaks through them because the thin white fabric stretched over the meatiest parts of him barely conceals anything. a darkness patch at the seam always gives yuuji away.
he’d be kind of embarrassed about them, constantly adjusting himself around you, shifting because his balls are practically bursting through the threads. if you’re roommates or best friends, you’ve definitely seen them in the wash or the laundry you do together and he always snatches them up with blatantly obvious red cheeks because they’re stupidly small for him.
and for a while, you think that yuuji really is that small.
until you hear the way his short-term flings cry his name in bed like it’s the only prayer they know. until you start listening out for the quiet, whimpering praise he offers them when they take all of him so well, inch by inch like good girls.
I had to add more soft Bakugo to my life 🙂↕️
condescending praise......condescending praise.....condescending praise......
a/n: krbk slop
your breath catches when kiri’s fingers latch onto your jaw and pull your lips from katsuki’s. he turns your head to him, leaning in and licking across your lips before slipping his tongue in your mouth. you moan into him, squeaking when katsuki starts to pepper kisses along your neck, pressing in closer, and grazing his teeth against your heated skin.
“mmngh.” you squirm between them.
“‘s wrong?” kiri chuckles, kissing down your jaw.
you tilt your head back, giving them more space as moans slip free from your parted lips. they’re lips meet over your throat, making you groan that you can’t see. they laugh into each others mouths, each hooking a leg over yours as they spread you out on the bed between them.
“bet you’re leaking in your sweats.” kirishima pulls back, grinning at katsuki.
his face heats all the way to the tips of his ears. “shut up.” he buries his face back into your neck to suck and nibble.
kirishima takes your lips again, rubbing the inside of your thigh, humming when his hand meets katsuki’s over your panties. you melt between them, each drag of their fingers setting your body alight. katsuki hooks his fingers into the cotton and pulls them to the side, kirishima wastes no time in sliding his fingers through your slick.
“mmm!” your hips jerk forward.
“so wet already.” katsuki coos, trailing his fingers next to kiri’s.
katsuki circles your clit while kirishima prods at your entrance, dipping the tip of his finger in and pulling out just to hear your gasps and whimpers. katsuki pinches your clit the same time kiri slides a long finger into you, your head falling back in the process.
“how’s it feel?” kirishima pulls his finger out just to slip two in. “hm?”
“good!” you gasp. “so good.”
katsuki swirls around your clit faster and kiri answers by fingering you to the same rhythm. kirishima leans over and presses his lips to katsuki’s again, both of them getting lost in ea h other as you get lost in them. you’re grinding against their hands, thighs twitching and toes curling as they work you up.
they pull back from each other, strings of spit still connecting them as they look down at the wet mess they’ve turned you into. the sounds of your wetness reach your ears and you face burns but you’re too far gone to care.
“fuck! faster! please!” your tummy twists as you feel it coming.
“yeah? already baby?” kirishima looks at you.
“barely even started.” katsuki chuckles, fingers moving even faster.
your pleasure snaps, thighs desperately trying to clamp around their hands as they keep you spread. they work you through it, never slowing, their fingers only switching spots. katsuki slips two fingers into you already curling them perfectly while kirishima taps your clit.
“you can take more, yeah?”
southbound | kaminari, d.
ꉂ ᵎᵎ cw/tw: 18+, suggestive (?) (idk if that’s the word for it), dubcon elements (both are drunk but denki has better tolerance) dom!sleazy!piercings!tats!denki, sub!ditzy!drunk!fem!afab!reader, reader has two earrings and nothing else, reader has no tattoos, reader is a good amount shorter than denki, light groping, the whispers of corruption kink stirring, the hinting at a dick piercing, themes of possessiveness, vaping, alcohol, didn’t proofread bc i went to go to sleep
ꉂ ᵎᵎ a/n: this is a reblog from my old account. the fic title is named after the song by aretmas because it’s fitting and i like it.
ꉂ ᵎᵎ synopsis: discussing and counting the tattoos and piercings of the guy you’d been talking to all night at a party.
ꉂ ᵎᵎ w/c: ~1k
“which hurt more? your tattoos or your piercings?”
“definitely the tattoos,” denki laughs, eyes tracing lazily along the curves of your body. he liked girls like you— the ones that got a little giggly, touchy— dumb when they got drunk. it gave him a high unlike any other and was probably one of his favorite things these sorts of parties tended to produce. “why? you wanna see some?”
“could i?” you ask, anticipation sparkling in your eye.
he smiles, the sight warm and inviting. “of course.”
carefully balancing his red solo cup and geek bar in his free hand, he rolls up his long sleeve, fully revealing the design that had peeked out from his wrist and trailed all the way up to his shoulder. your fingers gingerly reach out to drift along the ink, the warmth of his skin beneath seeping into you, stoking the pooling heat in your core.
you look up at him through your lashes, giving him a wondering smile. “and your other arm is covered too?”
“yep,” he answers easily, leaning back against the kitchen counter as he tugs his sleeve back down. “and then i have one on my upper back and then two on my ribs.”
“so,” you blink, trying to do the mental math, “you have four tattoos?”
a chuckle escapes him at your miscount. “five, sweetheart.”
“oh,” you murmur, eyes half-lidded as he hands you his drink, encouraging you to steal another sip, a pattern you two had somehow fallen into over the course of the night. “do you want more?”
Watching barbie princess and the pauper in spanish because my family is home and the magic of that movie really does translate into all languages
Your f/o softly asking you a question and before you can think to answer they’re gently taking your chin between their fingers and nodding your head for you because they know what you need and that you’ll be good for them and do whatever they’re asking
the only reason to wear a tie is for a woman to jerk it like a leash
comfort | midoriya, i.
ꉂ ᵎᵎ cw/tw: 18+, porn without plot, softdom!izuku, fem!afab!crybaby!bratty!reader, cockwarming, praise, degredation/condescendingness, hurt/comfort (?), he’s a little mean :(, heavy dumbification/babying, not proofread (do i ever proofread drabbles….?), implied marathon sex,
ꉂ ᵎᵎ a/n: this originally was a response to an ask and is a reblog from my previous accounts... one of my favorite scenarios tbh...
ꉂ ᵎᵎ synopsis: boyfriend izuku cockwarming you while being mean/comforting you like you need due to your stress
ꉂ ᵎᵎ w/c: 627
“shh, no need to think, baby,” izuku cooes, fingers combing lovingly through your hair as your walls clamp tight around his thick cock. “pretty girls don’t need to use their brains, yeah?”
you nod, sniffling as you bury your head into the crook of his neck. “i’m so tired of working, izu…”
his tongue clicks, lips tugging into a pout as he mocks the one on your face. “it’s not fair, huh? a dumb little thing like you shouldn’t have to work so hard, right?”
with a sob as your answer to his teasing, he chuckles. he shifts slightly, adjusting himself in his desk’s chair so that the bubous tip of his dick could nestle comfortably against your cervix. “you’re such a good girl, you know that, baby? working so hard— making me so proud. you wanna make me proud, right?”
“yeah…”
“say it all out for me, my love,” he encourages softly, placing a kiss onto the side of your head.
“i wanna, wanna—” you hiccup, “— wanna make you proud…”
“mhm. because?”
“because i’m a good girl…”
“yep, exactly— my beautiful, good girl,” he murmurs, thumb brushing tenderly against the curve of your cheek, his head tilting to meet your gaze. “so what are you gonna do tomorrow?”
“noooo…” you whine, tears threatening to redouble as you recall the stress tomorrow may bring, “izuku, i want you to take care of me…”
he kisses his teeth, knowing you meant you wanted to quit your commitments and depend on him. in a heartbeat, he would, but out of love he couldn’t. instead, he says, “you’re a big girl, my love. you don’t think i want what’s best for you?”
in response, you let out a small mewl, your head tipping back as one hand curls into a tight fist, lifting to swipe at the tears welling in your eyes. “you’re so mean… i-i’m literally crying, and—and…”
“i know, i know,” izuku croons, swiftly shushing your attempt to act out. “this is me taking care of you, baby,” his hand lowers to the imprint of his dick bulging your stomach, giving it a pat, “don’t you see that?”
a huff escapes your lips, choosing not to respond to him, so frustrated by everything that you want to take it out on him. however, your lack of acknowledgment only makes him smile— the warning clear, yet the abrupt buck of his hips upwards still catches you off guard.
“surely you’re not too stupid that you can’t even understand me, baby,” he sighs, his fingers moving to grip your chin, firm yet gentle, like an owner scolding a stupid puppy. “that would be ridiculous, right?”
stoner? | midoriya, i.
ꉂ ᵎᵎ cw/tw: 18+, dubcon elements, weed, sleazy!closeted stoner!izuku, gn!reader, suggestive, messy af
ꉂ ᵎᵎ a/n: these were a result of an ask from my previous blog (this is a reblog). i formatted them :p
ꉂ ᵎᵎ synopsis: your closeted stoner classmate ^_^
ꉂ ᵎᵎ w/c: ~500
i think stoner!izuku would do weed for post-exercise benefits or maybe even pain management… losing your arms, even momentarily, can be crazy… could even just because he’s so high strung usually…
i also think he’d be a closet stoner…
uni classmate izuku who you find out uses a pen when he takes a hit outside the lecture hall once class is over… a lopsided grin tugging at his lips when you joke about taking the next hit… only to be surprised when he actually offers it… when you say you’ve never actually smoked before, it’s his turn to be surprised…
“ah, no problem,” he laughs, holding his pen up to your lips for you, “take a deep breath…”
and so you find yourselves hiding in a corner of a outdoor doorway taking a hit from your classmate’s pen, his thumb caressing your chin as he shields your activities off from passerbyers… once you’re finally all floaty and high, his tongue darts out to wet his lips before asking you if you want to come over to his place to… hangout……
── ⟢ drabble #2
“y’know,” you mumble, continuing on with the inane ramble you somehow got into, “when people say ‘bowl,’ i thought there would be like… an actual bowl. this looks nothing like a bowl.”
izuku’s chest, warm and sturdy against your back, rumbles with a charmed laugh, watching amusedly as you examine the glass object. “you’re right,” he smiles, quick to take careful note of how soft you’ve grown sitting in between his legs— pliant, “it’s more like a spoon, huh?”
“yeah… but i guess spoons are less appetizing-sounding than bowls are… i wouldn’t want to eat a spoon… ”
he lets out another chuckle, finding your scrupulous analysis funny. “it’s just slang,” he explains cooly, plucking the bowl from out your hands and onto the armrest of the couch. “i don’t think anyone was thinking about making weed something you’d wanna eat.”
“maybe,” you sigh before thoughtlessly nuzzling your face into his bicep, “i think i’m just hungry…”
“munchies?” he asks, tilting his head to meet your gaze. “y’want me to order a pizza?”
as if on cue, a hunger you seem to have never known before growls in your stomach, and your eyes glimmer with a wide eyed epiphany at his proposition. “oh my god, yes… that sounds so good right now…”
izuku laughs softly, reaching over you for his phone in one smooth motion. “alright, give me a few minutes and it should be here in about twenty.”
you sigh, leaning back against him. “damn… twenty? that’s so long… i don’t know if i’ll make it… like, i’m so hungry. aren’t you?”
he shrugs, a slight smirk tugging at his lips as he does so. in your inebrience, you hadn’t yet noticed the way his free hand had grown curiouser and cuirouser about what lied in between your legs, his fingers playing casually with the button of your shorts.
“i’m hungry for something, i suppose.”
beauty mark | midoriya, i.
ꉂ ᵎᵎ cw/tw: 18+, pussywhipped!teasing!izuku yay, brat!fem!afab!reader, cunnilingus, porn no plot, reader has a beauty mark in the hoo ha, clothed sex
ꉂ ᵎᵎ a/n: this is a reblog from my old account
ꉂ ᵎᵎ synopsis: observant + annoying bf izuku eating out shy reader for the first time
ꉂ ᵎᵎ w/c: ~340
“you got a beauty mark in here, baby.”
after vehemently refusing to observe izuku eating you out for the past five minutes due to shyness, your arm covering your sight lowers so you can glance down at him lying in between your legs, and you watch as his thick fingers spread open your drooling folds into the shape of a V. a shiver runs down your spine as he presses a chaste kiss directly to the mark before swiping over it with his tongue.
“what…?” you ask hazily, attempting to prop yourself up onto your elbows, “i do?”
“uh huh.” he takes another lick, the sound of your guys' bedsheets rustling as he adjusted the growing tent in his sweats. “you want me to take a picture?”
“uh, no—” you scowl. a whiny whimper quickly replaces the sound. “what the hell am i gonna do with a picture?”
“look at it,” he shrugs. “admire it. love it” — chuu — “that’s what i’m doing.”
he must be crazy, you decided, to think you were going to let him have documentation of you receiving oral for the first time — pajamas pants pooled at your ankles, shirt riding up your stomach, hands trembling, needy pussy spread open — on his phone. you shake your head, a breathy hiss escaping you.
“babe, can’t you just— ah — do it without the comments? it’s embarrassing…”
izuku only lets out a simple hum in response. “bossy, bossy,” he muses. his lips wrap themself around your clit before giving the bead an obnoxious slurp. “i just think it's funny.”
“funny?” your brows scrunch. “why is it funny?”
your boyfriend merely laughs at your confusion and how you writhe underneath him. “cause’ it’s like— y’know that thing about how moles are the places where your lover in a past life kissed?” when you roll your eyes, the grin tugging at his lips deepens. “looks like someone was getting freaky.”
god, did he ever shut up?
“izuku,” you huff, trying to ignore the heat creeping up your cheeks. “don’t be weird.”
“alright, alright,” he concedes with a chuckle, “no talking with my mouth full, got it.”
a/n: when you bbgs think of ab riding do u think of me ?
the blunts been out for a minute now, both you and hanta leaned back on the couch facing each other and he’s watching how your eyes stay locked on his abdomen. he flexes subtly and smirks when he sees you press your thighs together.
“you have like.. muscles right?” you drag your eyes back up to his face.
“mhm.” his tongue slides along his bottom lip.
“like abs?” you glance down.
“wanna see?” he tilts his head.
“yes!” you answer too quick, nodding too fast.
“phaha bet you do.” he tosses his head back.
“hanta please?” you let out a little whine.
“come take my shirt off then.” he leans back even further, spreading his legs and looking at you with those heavy eyes.
you crawl across the couch and straddle his hips, fingers curling into the soft fabric of his shirt before you tug it up. you let out a small sound when his muscles come into view while he pulls his shirt the rest of the way off. his stomach flexes when you trace your fingers over the ridges before flattening your palm.
“well?” he raises his brows.
“i..” you blink at him, mind blank besides his muscles. “i wanna ride em.” you whisper.
“what kinda freaky shit do you watch?” he grins, grabbing your waist and scooting you up from his hips to press your cotton shorts right against his abs.
“i just.. i read that- oh!” you gasp, pressing yourself harder and rolling your hips.
“you read about this..” he looks up at you, thumbs rubbing soft circles into your warm skin under your shirt. “and thought about me?” he chuckles when you cover your face.
“hanta don’t be mean.” you stop moving but he picks up your pace right away, pressing you down even harder until- “nghh!!”
“c’mon babygirl.” he coos. “show me that pretty face. ohhh there she is.” he smiles when he sees your wobbling lip. “show me what you read about.” he nods.
you roll your hips, whimpering when your shorts bunch and give you that perfect friction on your clit. you chase the feeling, eyes fluttering shut, tummy blooming with hot pleasure. you gasp when you feel his fingertips tracing up your sides, soft, delicate. he circles your covered nipple and your pace breaks, breath getting caught as he continues his teasing.
“y’look perfect.” he brushes his thumbs over the hardened buds. “you feeling good? this everything you thought it would be?” he flexes his muscles and your face twists.
“yes! mmmf hanta!”
he takes one of your nipples between his fingers, rolling it and tugging softly, smirking at the way you buck your hips. his other hand moves up, dragging a finger up the center of your throat and tracing your lips. he taps once and you part your lips for him to press the pad of his finger on your tongue.
your head’s fuzzy, body so hot you feel the sweat dripping down your neck as you work yourself up. he’s talking so sweetly, touching you like you’re porcelain and with one more tug on your nipple and a flex of his abs your hips still as you lean forward giving him the perfect view of your face as you cum.
he watches you pant, eyes blinking open softly as you come down. “you read about face riding?” he grins.
your fave has to choose between
A: punching you at full strength and winning $1 million dollars
B: getting punched at full strength by a clone of themselves and lose $1 million
what do they pick?
A
B
when did you get hot? | midoriya, i.
ꉂ ᵎᵎ cw/tw: 18+, virgin!softdom!brattamer!izuku, sub!virgin!bratty!childhood bully!fem!afab!reader, i am serious when i say reader is a Brat and annoying and stubborn, pinv, blowjob (turns into face fucking), domination loss, virginity loss, vaginismus (in other words, losing virginity is not without some complications), talk about hymen, crush confessions, boob sucking, nipple play (fem receiving), make out scene (yay), first kisses, izuku starts to lose himself at the end of the sex scene, praise & compliments, a sprinkle of breeding kink (however it is safe sex (condom), fingering, pussy eating, canon divergent, college!au, izuku is mean :( mention of harry potter (FUCK TERFS)
ꉂ ᵎᵎ a/n: this is a reblog from my old account ^_^
ꉂ ᵎᵎ synopsis: after learning at a party that izuku is still a virgin, you attempt to make fun of him, falling into your childhood bully habits. however, instead of being embarrassed or getting mad he confronts your feelings for him, and offers you his virginity. double however, you’re not as experienced as you’ve claimed— or at all for that matter!
ꉂ ᵎᵎ w/c: ~7.1k words
“no, dude— because the first time i did it,” hanta laughs, a warm blush spreading across his face at the memory, “she was legit screaming her head off, so i stopped and i was like, ‘oh shit, are you okay?’ and she tells me that was part of her ‘method.’ i got soft so fast…”
the group sitting in the living room — hanta, eijirou, mina, kyoka, denki, izuku, and you — erupts into yet another wave of cackles, some of you wheezing silently, others doubled over, but even then, the music thundering through the party still manages to swallow it all up.
“holy shit— no way,” denki snickers, “like— that’s what she did when she was alone?”
“yeah,” hanta chuckles, taking a sip of his drink. “said that it made it more 'intense.”
“sounds scary,” izuku comments, smiling, and everyone is quick to shift their attention towards the number one collegiate hero. well, almost everyone— your gaze had already been glued to him all night, occasionally darting away whenever he’d looked up, as if to convince yourself you weren’t completely staring… which, of course, you were.
a sigh leaves denki’s lips, leaning on izuku in a playful manner. “of course ‘mr. perfect’ wouldn’t have any sex horror stories. probably just touches a girl once and she cums.”
“no way,” mina interjects, “he was so nerdy in high school! no offense midoriya— but he’s gotta have one.”
as all eyes look expectantly towards izuku, waiting for him to deny or confirm, he just shrugs.
“i actually haven’t even gotten around to it yet.”