moon over the mountain

The other day, I found myself wondering why I had once been a human being. What a terrible thing that is!  -  @ kny.

[memesfrommenace]

Fluff Starters

[actuallymuffet]

memesfrommenace:

“You’re hair is really soft after you wash it.”

“Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.”

“You smell really nice.”

“Would it be all right if I borrowed your sweater? It smells like you.”

“I might have slept with your robe when you were gone.”

“If you steal the blankets, I am going to put my cold feet on you.”

“Here, let’s share the blanket.”

“You’re comfy.”

“You are my new pillow.”

“You are very endearing when you are half-asleep.”

“But I want to hear you sing.”

“We can talk over dinner.”

“Don’t be stubborn. Try it!”

“Don’t get up - I’ll do it.”

“Will you let me rub your back?”

“Care to give me a back scratch?”

“Star-gazing was a good idea.”

“You look beautiful/handsome in the moonlight.”

“I’ll always be here for you.”

“I’ll be here to protect you.”

“I think I love you.”

“You are my love.”

“How about something warm? It will will help you sleep.”

“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”

“Don’t be silly. I want to stay up with you.”

“It is not morning yet.”

“Shush and go back to bed.”

“I heard you talking in your sleep.”

“Your bed head is really cute.”

“We’ll do dishes together.”

“How about a kiss?”

“I love your hugs.”

A few were inspired by these.

[rpmemestbh]

Drinking starters

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

❝How much have you had to drink?❞

❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞  

❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

❝Let me drive you home.❞

❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

❝Is this real life?❞ 

❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

❝How do you show fish affection?❞

❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

❝Drunk I am not.❞

-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

❝I’m not even tired.❞

❝I should call my ex.❞

❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

❝You wanna get wasted?❞

❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

❝I’m having a party for two.❞

❝You’re so hot.❞

❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

*kisses on forehead*

*kisses on cheek*

*kisses on lips*

[asknonsense]

random mbmbam sentences ask meme

“how about duct tape?”

“i’m sleeping in a skin bag!”

“what are you doing? words have meaning! actions have consequences!”

“he is a fake butter man joke to me!”

“i don’t know a thing about girls.”

“free me from this flesh prison.”

“when you take off your pants, you just yell ‘have mercy’.”

“just a quick list of what some shorts are.”

“i don’t think that’s gonna play out how you think that’s gonna play out.”

“don’t look at them, they’re not one of us.”

“can you summon any memories about that day? like, any.”

“no guns! no kings! only food!”

“i guess what we’re saying is– do you wanna buy a steamboat?”

“that was between us! i came to you in confidence!”

“please stop the noise.”

“you fucked UP man. oh, did you goof.”

“can we please move on from this.”

“i should’ve been ready.”

“what else can i ruin today?”

“they’re easy to make at home.”

“FUCK your street cred, man.”

“my fuckin’ beautiful dark twisted fantasy.”

“it’s sleek, and it’s stylish.”

“i like to surround myself with friends who will just reach out and poke my muffin top.”

“hoooooooow. does that. juicy ass. look.”

“it’s an old family name.”

“what do you think is the sexiest numeral?”

“that’s a stew, and that’s unacceptable.”

“i have at least two left feet, maybe more.”

“i don’t want a stranger to yell at me for any reason whatsoever.”

“you should know my style!”

[rarerpmemes]

beauty   and   the   beast   /   starter   sentences.

all   these   starters   are   taken   from   the   broadway   musical   version   of   “beauty   and   the   beast”.   feel   free   to   change   the   pronouns   to   make   these   fit!

‘ who could ever learn to love… a beast? ‘

‘ bonjour! ‘

‘ ev'ry morning just the same. ‘

‘ and where are you off to, today? ‘

‘ how is your fam'ly? ‘

‘ i need six eggs! ‘

‘ that’s too expensive! ‘

‘ there must be more than this provincial life! ‘

‘ you’re the greatest hunter in the whole world! ‘

‘ no beast alive stands a chance against you. ‘

‘ don’t i deserve the best? ‘

‘ isn’t he dreamy? ‘

‘ be still my heart. ‘

‘ you call this bacon? ‘

‘ do you think i’m…odd? ‘

‘ where did you get an idea like that? ‘

‘ it’s just that, well, people talk. ‘

‘ i’m simply not like them. ‘

‘ you are unique: crème de la crème. ‘

‘ i’m on your side. ‘

‘ there’s nothing clearer in my life. ‘

‘ you make me proud. ‘

‘ you’re never strange. ‘

‘ don’t ever change. ‘

‘ you’re all i got. ‘

‘ on occasion, women can have their uses too. ‘

‘ inconceivable! ‘

‘ imagine that! ‘

‘ we shall be a perfect pair. ‘

‘ you are face to face with destiny! ‘

‘ i just don’t deserve you! ‘

‘ i want adventure in the great wide somewhere. ‘

‘ is this home? ‘

‘ is this where i should learn to be happy? ‘

‘ never were words so true! ‘

‘ i should stay here forever. ‘

‘ am i here for a day or forever? ‘

‘ cheer up, child. ‘

‘ it will turn out alright in the end, you’ll see. ‘

‘ i hope that we’ll be friends. ‘

‘ who does she think she is? ‘

‘ no one says “no” to [ name ]! ‘

‘ dismissed! rejected! publicly humiliated! why, it’s more than i can bear. ‘

‘ ev'ry guy here’d love to be you, [ name ]. ‘

‘ there’s no man in town as admired as you. ‘

‘ as a specimen, yes, i’m intimidating! ‘

‘ ev'ry last inch of me’s covered with hair. ‘

‘ i’m especially good at expectorating! ‘

‘ i use antlers in all of my decorating! ‘

‘ i’m afraid i’ve been thinking. ‘

‘ how long must this go on? ‘

‘ i simply made one careless wrong decision. ‘

‘ be our guest! ‘

‘ we only live to serve. ‘

‘ get your worries off your chest. ‘

‘ is it one lump or two? ‘

‘ life is so unnerving. ‘

‘ no passion could reach me. ‘

‘ no lesson could teach me. ‘

‘ if i can’t love her, then who? ‘

‘ let the world be done with me. ‘

‘ i wonder why i didn’t see it there before. ‘

‘ i have something to show you. but first, you have to close your eyes. it’s a surprise! ‘

‘ i’ve never seen so many books in my whole life! ‘

‘ who’d have ever thought that this could be? ‘

‘ you don’t know what you’re missing. ‘

‘ well, bless my soul. ‘

‘ well, who’d have known? ‘

‘ i’ll tell you when you’re older. ‘

‘ i know how it feels to be… different. ‘

‘ would you have dinner with me tonight? ‘

‘ do i make myself entirely clear? ‘

‘ i love incarceration. ‘

‘ it’s past your bedtime. good night, love. ‘

‘ if i didn’t know better, i’d think you had feelings for this monster. ‘

‘ it’s time to follow me. ‘

‘ i won’t let you do this! ‘

‘ try and stop us! ‘

‘ i’m coming with you. ‘

‘ i lost you once, i won’t lose you again! ‘

‘ screw your courage to the sticking place! ‘

‘ grab your sword! grab your bow! ‘

‘ we don’t like what we don’t understand. ‘

‘ you came back. ‘

‘ maybe it’s better this way. ‘

‘ no! don’t talk like that. ‘

‘ at least i get to see you one last time. ‘

‘ you’re my home. ‘

‘ stay with me. ‘

‘ i love you. ‘

[rp-meme-glaceon]

You can tell a lot about a person based on their living space

Describe your muse’s…

🏠- House ⛰- Front/backyard 🌹- Garden 🚙- Car 📺- Living room/lounge 🔪- Kitchen 🕳- Basement 🛁- Bathroom(s) 🛏- Bedroom(s) 👕- Closet 🛌- Bedding 📥- Nightstand 📦- Desk 🗑- Trashcan 🎐- items/knick knacks they collected 🎀- Jewelry or accessories they have 🐻- Toys or stuffed animals (theirs or not) 🖼- Framed photos ⚱️- Homely decorations 💆- Their hairbrush 📖- Their diary 📔- Their notes/records 🗓- Their calendar 🕰- Their clock 👝- The contents of their purse/backpack/bag 🛠- The contents of their toolbox 🕯- The contents of their emergency supply kit 🍎- The kind of food they store in the kitchen 🔨- Their garage ❓- Any secret rooms they have

[roshitsu-blog]

Send a monster for questions

Banshee: Would you want to see the future?

Centaur: If you could live anywhere, where would it be?

Chimera: What’s your ideal version of yourself?

Demon: To what ends would you go to save someone?

Dragon: What’s the thing you want to be known for?

Ghost: Do you have any scars?

Incubus: How did your last relationship end?

Mermaid: What’s something you pride yourself on?

Phoenix: If you could redo something, what would it be?

Siren: Would you ever use love for your gain?

Vampire: If you could live forever, would you?

Werewolf: Is there anything about yourself you hide?

Zombie: What’s one thing you would bring back to you?

[littlelovelymemes]

 ✰   —  —  —  BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  do you think we’re gonna die here tonight?  ’ ‘  it’s horrifying, chilling… just over all not good.  ’ ‘  should we just get this over with?  ’ ‘  he’s a fucking criminal.  ’ ‘  sharing is caring? meh, go fuck yourself.  ’ ‘  oh god, um… oh my god, i fucking hate this.  ’ ‘  stop banging on the door, you dick.  ’ ‘  what. the fuck. is wrong with you.  ’ ‘  i gotta be honest, this doesn’t really compel me very much.  ’ ‘  that was a joke that i made and then it formed your opinion on it.  ’ ‘  flip that switch. do you think that’s the murder switch?  ’ ‘  this is embarrassing. this is embarrassing for you, i think.  ’ ‘  no one’s ghost-proof.  ’ ‘  i’m ghost-proof.  ’ ‘  you’re not ghost-proof. you’re just an idiot who refuses to see proof.  ’ ‘  i’m ghost-proof, baby!  ’ ‘  that sounded like will smith!  ’ ‘  is will smith dead? has anyone checked the news?!  ’ ‘  the problem is if there’s something that attacks us down here, i’m going to hit my head on the ceiling and my skull will smash.  ’ ‘  alright, buddy. keep your wits about ya.  ’ ‘  let’s get the fuck out of here.  ’ ‘  i kind of just looked into places that would make me wanna die and i think this checks that box.  ’ ‘  did i just blind you? good, good, good. it’ll give you the vision.  ’ ‘  take a drink!  ’ ‘  i’m gonna get you all tanked.  ’ ‘  what do you expect? what insight are you trying to gather from here?  ’ ‘  maybe the noise is a little snake. can you imagine a little snake wrapped around a little pickaxe with a little hat on?  ’ ‘  i’m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but… i’m dismissing it.  ’ ‘  alright. alright, man. you just gotta chill.  ’ ‘  i thought ‘glory hole’ used to mean something very innocuous, though.  ’ ‘  it’s where the men fucked the earth hoping to impregnate it with gold.  ’ ‘  a bug flew up my nose.  ’ ‘  i think i’ve swallowed about six tablespoons of bugs at this point.  ’ ‘  it’s so silent aside from the bugs in my ears.  ’ ‘  a bat flew right behind you just now.  ’ ‘  that bat was straight-up going for your ass… it was an ass bat.  ’ ‘  dude, i’m so nervous.  ’ ‘  how can you be nervous with a beautiful sunset like that?  ’ ‘  there’s some pretty shitty things that have happened to people around here.  ’ ‘  can you even look at least a little bit worried?  ’ ‘  yeah, i’m fucking nervous, man. i feel like i’m gonna vomit.  ’ ‘  we’re all assholes here.  ’ ‘  i don’t know why i phrased it ‘lucky for us.’ i think i was feeling brave when i wrote this.  ’ ‘  yeah, this isn’t lucky for you at all.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna try and avoid saying ‘demon’ as much as i can.  ’ ‘  i’m not gonna let you goad me into this, i know what you’re trying to do.  ’ ‘  shut up. we’re moving on.  ’ ‘  you know what? i’m not trying to scare you, but… i got a bad feeling about this one.  ’ ‘  why are you unbuttoning your pants? we’re in public right now.  ’ ‘  oh… you’ve out-dumbed yourself.  ’ ‘  you know, i thought this was gonna be funny, but now i’m actually happy that i have it.  ’ ‘  i’m a whole other coin. just like a chill ass wheat-back penny.  ’ ‘  i’m doing it for the betterment of the science.  ’ ‘  any demons here? you got any demons out tonight? any horn-y boys or whatever they are.  ’ ‘  you may not like this… i’m gonna try to agitate it.  ’ ‘  you do what you gotta do and i’ll do what i gotta do.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna be as crude as possible here.  ’ ‘  no, no, no. just right out of the gate. why build up?  ’ ‘  if you don’t believe then there’s nothing for you to be afraid of, right?  ’ ‘  you can be is big of a prick as you want, but i’m staying over here.  ’ ‘  if you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to kill me.  ’ ‘  nope! don’t loop me into your shit!  ’ ‘  stop looping me. i hate when you do this to me in demon places.  ’ ‘  i’m not part of his little charade.  ’ ‘  children will come here and tell tales about me.  ’ ‘  shut the fuck up – i’m gonna murder you.  ’ ‘  oh what a load of horse shit.  ’ ‘  oh, skip the theatrics and just go into it.  ’ ‘  if you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to throw me off.  ’ ‘  you gotta admit, that is an effective technique.  ’ ‘  no, it’s not an effective technique. it’s a way to get killed.  ’ ‘  that’s not how you get them, shut up.  ’ ‘  when’s the last time you ever walked into the dark woods?  ’ ‘  this is so much scarier than hunting fucking sasquatch.  ’ ‘  people usually feel overcome with emotion in here, like a violent emotion.  ’ ‘  give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous. i would appreciate that.  ’ ‘  by the way, these woods are also scary because of the people that might be in there.  ’ ‘  i mean, people are greater threats than demons or ghouls.  ’ ‘  i can’t fight, you can’t fight.  ’ ‘  you’re like one of those carwash floaty things that are out front just wiggling around.  ’ ‘  anyone doing up to no good out here?  ’ ‘  one of these times we’re gonna die.  ’ ‘  oh shit! there’s something over there. i don’t know what it is, but the bushes are moving.   ’ ‘  i just heard a scream.  ’ ‘  well, if we just make it seem like we’re in on it, like… we’re here for the cult stuff.  ’ ‘  we’re here for the cult stuff. we saw the ad on craigslist.  ’ ‘  it feels weird to even joke. i’m so fucking scared right now.  ’ ‘  oh sure they’d be hiding in the bushes. they’re cultists.  ’ ‘  i keep collecting spiderwebs on my face and now i’m just sort of immune to them. i’m just letting them accumulate.  ’ ‘  well, you are just a giant stick walking around.  ’ ‘  oh, this looks fun… an odd collection of branches. looks like a witch lair or something.  ’ ‘  hello? you can’t be doing occult stuff like this. it’s a weeknight.  ’ ‘  dude, wait. you’re fucking crazy.  ’ ‘  you need to chill. you need to chill out.  ’ ‘  hey man, it’s just a plant.  ’ ‘  we kicked goatman off the bridge, it’s ours now.  ’ ‘  goatman, are you out here in the woo– well, he’s out here in the woods ‘cause he’s not tending to his bridge.  ’ ‘  clearly. that’s why finders keepers and all that.  ’ ‘  hey, if there’s cultists out there… i gotta let you know, my pal has a water gun.  ’ ‘  i don’t like this, i don’t like this one bit.  ’ ‘  we are hearing noise from all sides at this point. it’s very blair witch.  ’ ‘  yeah, let’s leave.  ’ ‘  the name ‘steve’ doesn’t really strike fear into the heart.  ’ ‘  i’ll go along with this. fun gimmick.  ’ ‘  well demons, it’s been fun.  ’ ‘  as we snuff these candles so too do we snuff you from this mortal world, you fucking wimp.  ’ ‘  this bridge is officially mine. they’ll tell legends of me here.  ’ ‘  oh god, i feel like i’ve gone to the dark side.  ’ ‘  just gloat a little bit. this is a win for you.  ’

[ellianerst]

Again some bungo stuff ^^

Here are the dialog:

“Wow, I’ve seen this sentence in a book of my orphanage? Was it written by you, Mister Nakajima? You are so great!”

“R- Really? For such a person like me?”

[ta3a-mem]

love

[choppeddazefan-blog]

中島敦先生のご生誕日に寄せて描いたもの　敦くんたちはかわいい

[amaranto157]

[roshitsu-blog]

⧼ ✢ ⧽ ᴛɪɢᴇʀ ᴘᴏᴇᴛ / / Musings. ⧼ ✢ ⧽ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ / / Ask. ⧼ ✢ ⧽ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅs / / Out of character. ⧼ ✢ ⧽ ᴍᴏᴏɴ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴜɴᴛᴀɪɴ / / Reblog. ⧼ ✢ ⧽ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴡɪɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs / / Memes. ⧼ ✢ ⧽ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪɴᴅ / / Headcanon. ⧼ ✢ ⧽ ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ's ɴᴏᴛᴇ / / Reference.

[roshitsu-blog]

For a while, I often wondered why I had turned into a tiger; but the other day I found myself wondering why I had once been a human being. 

What a terrible thing that is! 

Soon, the human consciousness that I still have will vanish, buried beneath the ways of a beast-like the foundations of an ancient palace gradually being buried beneath the sands. When that happens, I will lose my past entirely and wander about as a raging tiger; and if I should happen to encounter you along the way, I would not recognize you as an old friend, but tear you to pieces, and devour you without a moment's regret.