I Got 3 Brain Cells

[cannibalcaprine]

nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

[cannibalcaprine]

nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

[theehorsepusssy]

[milf--adjacent]

[helenvaughans]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[transguyhawkeye]

[ID: 4 photos of cats tucked cozy in bed, each wearing a knitted hat that fits around their ears and ties at the bottom. end ID]

[memorycycle]

shoes evolved to be feet shaped cus thats the shape our feet are is

[wewillallgotogetherwhenwego-dea]

umm no actually they were lovingly crafted by the invisible hand of the market! capitalism inbreeds novation! *passes out*

[memorycycle]

omg. someone call a ambulince

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[powerburial]

god harvests our misery like honey

[donthitanybody]

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

[uniquecrash5]

He's right.

[sourcreammachine]

Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?

[sundercr]

[kleefkruid]

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

[aquariumpacific]

How we weigh an octopus!

[indigobluerose]

put the octopus in the basket

put the octopus in the basket

put the octopus in the basket

weigh the bas--

put the octopus in the basket

weigh the basket

put the octopus in the water

treat!

[caats]

[caats]

[nativenews]

[iamcon-fu-sion]

Just so we are all on the same page, this is also a war crime.

add it to the list. remember so history won't forget.

Source: The Literal Genva Conventions, Article 8

[omegaverse]

i think tom hiddleston is ugly but it seems like no one in real life agrees with me and its making me feel crazy. Please god what is your take on this is he ugly or not i dont know whats real anymore

he's ugly but who give a shit he's loki and youre not???????

[baldrsuggestion]

im baldr

[omegaverse]

this is baldr everyone

[xtec]

oh fuck huge fan, I love your gate

[baldrsuggestion]

what

[baldrsuggestion]

my what

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[kirianthedivorce]

Allan acknowledges the narrators voice, saying that he’s confused about how there’s only one Allan. This means he hears the narrator and understands what she says.

Later in the movie, when Barbie is crying about how she isn’t pretty anymore, the narrator cuts in to say as a note to the movie creators that Margot Robbie was probably not the best casting choice to make that point. Allan, able to hear and understand the creators voice must have heard this and therefore must know that he is in a movie.

When he is attempting to escape barbieland, Allan pulls a bunch of fighting moves out of nowhere, fighting off several Kens despite the Kens being the stereotype of a strong atheletic guy and Allan being Micheal Cera. It is my hypothesis that this power and strength comes from Allan being aware he is in a movie and therefore, like in a lucid dream, able to manipulate his reality in order to pull off feats like taking on five Kens at once (in a fight). In this essay I will-