i died

tell mom

[baldrsuggestion]

god won’t let me die because

1. im god (baldr!) lol!!

2. Already dead (got shot) :(

[baldrsuggestion]

@reaumantic well one day I was out just getting weapons thrown at me by my mean friends who hate me (normal day for Baldr) when LOKI

[baldrsuggestion]

no

[lokisuggestion]

the world's most easily injured man just had a LinkedIn post written about him

[baldrsuggestion]

ok

[imagineyoucouldfly]

[baldrsuggestion]

You are making a mistake

[hardwrench]

you cant trick me with the old mistletoe blunt trick you twisted trickster

[baldrsuggestion]

oh n

[omegaverse]

i think tom hiddleston is ugly but it seems like no one in real life agrees with me and its making me feel crazy. Please god what is your take on this is he ugly or not i dont know whats real anymore

he's ugly but who give a shit he's loki and youre not???????

[baldrsuggestion]

im baldr

[omegaverse]

this is baldr everyone

[xtec]

oh fuck huge fan, I love your gate

[baldrsuggestion]

what

[baldrsuggestion]

my what

[baldrsuggestion]

still don't understand about this

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Its ok bro No true harm can come to me All things smile towards me

[zonesoftime]

Lol so true (nocks my bow with an arrow made of mistletoe and takes aim at you) Hold still btw

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

[baldrsuggestion]

a

[enki2]

[maybeasunflower]

[nyancrimew]

im maia

[baldrsuggestion]

im

[toskarin]

was hou yi right to do that

yes

no

Voting ended onAug 28, 2024

[baldrsuggestion]

there's factors

[dippingbirdfursona]

Over half way through and she still has long flowing locks

#balderasure

[baldrsuggestion]

what

[maidthings]

the princess of light has requested another beer

[snarp]

While I was waiting for the perfect moment to release the 47th adaptation of the story of the 47 Ronin, some fucken VTuber sniped me.

[snarp]

-- millennial Yamamoto Tsunetomo

[baldrsuggestion]

Im sorry mr yamamoto that completely sucks

[yudrilsthira]

important mythic trope is when you murder a sun type of guy to symbolize the "sun set of the era".. it is both mandatory and OK to do this to that guy.

[baldrsuggestion]

um

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

my son publius wasnt 'known' for being killed by surena's archers what the fuck. he was gaius julius' boy. he led an exceptional cavalry. can we respect my son.

[baldrsuggestion]

can we all try hard to respect guys who got famously shot with arrows to death. Please

[memorycycle]

a miracle child who was born immune to car accidents has become a target of neighborhood drivers as they happily plow into him and watch him get up and smile and flip them a quarter

[baldrsuggestion]

no no no no no

[angel-advise]

why are they keeping this information from the public

[baldrsuggestion]

he's literally scary

[snarp]

Who is this intended to appeal to

If both of these men were to be killed in the same moment, news cameras would scour the earth for even a single person willing to shed for them a single tear. They would find her in Jötunheimr:

That's right: the giantess Thökk. Just another of Loki's nasty little tricks...!

[baldrsuggestion]

ok well stop making jokes about the time i died imo