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No nipples on Tumblr but white supremacists are coo.
Smh
so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and
a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this
in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk
i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and
places a hand on me cheek
happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time
Lol
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Reblogging cause one day it just may be neccessary.
It became necessary
WordPress will also import Tumblr blogs.
This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.
This deserves to be on all three of my blogs.
If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.
This is the best thing I’ve seen all week.
bless this post, I needed a laugh and also some screaming
Start reblogging the money blessings post…
If you haven’t already done it…. Go hit that reblog button. Do what you have to, just do that too.
Like seriously. Just find one and reblog it real quick. I post a couple yesterday and put into the universe that I actually wanted it
Only been at work for a couple and I get this at as a tip! (tips ain’t normal at ALL in here)
Come on now!!
Let it work for y’all too
YALL!! THERE HAS BEEN AN INCREASE!! (I don’t know how your bank account is set up, but $55 dollars in tips counts as a blessing over here!)
*sending out money blessing vibes to y’all*
Counting my blessing and they total up to $60 today. (Got another $5 tip not too long ago)
Today was good. Im trying to maintain this same energy all this week to see what will come of it
I don’t care, I ain’t playin. Imma need one of these damn thangs to work, now.
I might as well not reblogging aint gone put money in my pocket
Let the universe know what you want
Cash app $drinabee if you tryna bless me
That works too I guess 😂😂 #BeTheBlessing
I mean if someone would like to bless a struggling college student, mine $neshao and I have Venmo 👀
Same if somebody wanna help me out $camjam21 😌
cash app me my birthday next year january $EzekielCrawford
gone be thirty and im scared help every dollar helps
Somebody sent $20 for my graduation 🎓 Saturday, cash app $drinabee if you want to donate too
Yo I reblogged that goat one and I ended up getting 27 dollars in my back account cause I got a refund on a sex toy that didnt work the day after i reblogged that shit
😂💀 blessings come in every shape and form
Exactly mine was just unconventional 😂
always taking donations $ChanteEunan
Tryna start burlesque dancing and i need cute shit $noeyyyy
$Katiana93 ❤️
$ashleykatina thanks in advance loves ❤️
PayPal: https://paypal.me/luciag9. ❤️❤️
why not lol 🙏🏾
I am constantly attracting abundance and opportunity
Hey, it worked! 😁 $56 tip on a $44 bill
Y’all seeing this and y’all still not believing yet. Maaaane just hit button and watch it work
$Tyciana Amen 🙏
$Quindelray God bless 🙌🏾
https://cash.me/$ardnale
https://www.paypal.me/ardnale
I mean if anyone wants to help a college student ya know $TDixon17 and I have Venmo too
$RamonTorrence
$chrisrobinsonx3 help a young black college student out
$robertoelias
$Avereaux
thankful for the blessing(s) in advance. 💜💜
EVEN THOUGH IM IN PRISON. EVERYTIME I REBLOG I GET MONEY.
So why $60 Just appeared in my account with no trail….
cash.me/$EndianChief
🤙🏾🤙🏾💯
Reblogging cuz I'm tryna see sumthin.....
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Why are customers stupid as fuck
“Does the decaf coffee have caffeine?” What the fuck do you think!
“Can I get a bacon sandwich”
“Which one sir? We have three of them”
“The one with the bacon on it”
Hi my name is Customer McDumbass and I ordered six frappaccinos, all different, during a rush right before my flight is supposed to board and I’m mad my drinks aren’t done yet!
Um. Decaf has caffeine. Chemically decaffeinated somewhat less so than Swiss water process decaf, but it still has enough to fuck with particularly sensitive people.
I mentioned this in the replies but the customer asked because they wanted the coffee with the MOST caffeine and thought decaf was that. It was genuinely stupid I promise
Me: “I have a small cappuccino for Caitlin!”
Customer: “What? But I ordered a large Americano!”
Me: “What’s your name?”
Customer: “Laurie”
I have customers walk away with the wrong drink so often because of that constantly. Like ma’am, you ordered a large frap. Does this medium hot cup really seem like it’s the right beverage for you???????
“And WHY exactly can’t I use my coupon?”
“…because your coupon is for a regular priced item, and your item is on sale.”
“Well, how was I supposed to KNOW it was on sale?”
“Well, ma'am, there was a sign right above it on the shelf–”
“I came in here to SHOP, not to READ.”
Dude I have people with bones coming out of their body asking me if I think it’s an emergency and if they should go to the hospital or wait till it gets better. Like humans are just plain stupid
WHY CANT I USE MY COUPON TWICE???
“Where are my vouchers? I was told I would get them!”
“No sir, you took out business with us two months before the voucher offer started.”
“So I’m going to get my vouchers?”
“No sir, because you started business with us before the offer began.”
“I want my vouchers!”
“You aren’t eligible for any voucher sir.”
“This is ridiculous! I was told I would get vouchers.”
“Actually sir we’ve listened to all the calls, and no one mentioned the vouchers to you.”
“…So when will I get my vouchers?”
B o I
Reblogging for the comic
That “grabbing the obviously wrong drink” thing pissed me off so much when I was a barista. It really made me lose faith in humanity’s intelligence.
Yesterday a woman who ordered a mocha grabbed someone else’s chai, despite names being announced and written on cups, drank half of it, then returned it and yelled at me because it wasn’t her drink. Customers really are that stupid
Oh my gd. SO MANY people just somehow didn’t see the “emergency exit only” and “alarm will sound if you cross this line” signs in front of one door at the Perot that security literally had to turn off the proximity alarms. Also, a favorite of mine: lady got frustrated at the automated ticketing kiosk because she couldn’t figure out what to hit to continue her purchase because “checking out is what you do when you leave, why would I press that.”
Customer: I want a steamed milk with espresso shot.
Me: ok what size did you want that latte?
Customer: i don’t want a latte I want hot milk with espresso shots!
Me:…ma’am that is what a latte is…
Customer: no it isn’t. I don’t want a latte.
Me:………………..
OMGGGG @dynastylnoire
::cashiering at a retailer that had several hacks of customer info and identity theft that made International news::
Customers : I don’t have my store card. Can you look up my info for the card discount?
Me: I’m sorry, we don’t the abilty to access that information.
Customers: That doesn’t make sense. Why not?
Me :: stares into the security camera like Jim from The Office::
Bruh like two weeks ago, I was put in dairy because some asshole didn’t do their job right and dairy was in deep shit. So I was putting up stuff in the cooler and my manager told me what I needed to do for the rest of the day and he left because it was time for him to clock out. Ten minutes later, I hear a door open (I assumed it was one of the doors in the front) and several knocks. Turns out, some customer came into the back where ONLY EMPLOYEES ARE ALLOWED TO BE asking me if I have a certain orange drink in stock. I looked and we didn’t have any. She asked me for my manager but I told her he literally just left for the day. She literally told me: “No, I need to speak to a manager”. Like??? Bitch did you not hear me? I just said he JUST left for the day. It’s just me in dairy until my other coworker comes to clock in. She asked me when we’ll get more juice and I just told her I don’t know because I don’t handle milk truck deliveries. I know she was mad because she was talking about going to talk to the front desk for a manager and she might have to go to the dollar store to see if they have her shitty orangr drink. Bitch I just told you my manager is gone for the day. If I say we don’t have the said product, we don’t have it. Go find your shitty drink somewhere else. I have way too much work I need to do and I can’t just drop shit so I can cater to your need of finding an orange drink you can find somewhere else.
WOOOOOOOOOW
Let a customer come through any of the employee only doors, I’m telling them to clock in.
When customers try to haggle like we in Dalston market.
Customers:: have two cart returns they have to pass at seperate exits::
Customers:: remove items from cart and leave it at the register or the middle of the floor by the exits::
I used to work as a cashier. A lot of old white men would refuse to hand me money, instead they would place it on the counter…because I’m the one with “dirty” hands. Meanwhile Deathbed Jim scratches his ass while eating.
Customers complaining I’m too slow when clearly we are low on cashiers.
The one woman who tried to return an item that clearly wasn’t from our story and got mad.
The people who get mad over not accepting multiple coupons
People with rude children. One kid deadass knocked over a candy display. Another was rolling around on the floor.
Customers not understanding we can’t do anything about the registers being down
The store isn’t opened yet but customer is banging on door.
The store is closed but customer is banging on door
Customers making a mess in the bathrooms
People trying to ask me questions while I’m walking out the door after I’ve clocked out
Customers that come in the restaurant when we’re still setting up asking if we’re open yet when the open sign is off and chairs are still on the tables! I had one guy go all the way to the second floor where we’re all sitting eating breakfast and asks us if we’re open.
Customers who get mad and that we don’t have bud light or Miller lite. Dude we’re a craft brewery. Take that basic shit to the liquor store.
Lol the electronics and cell phone returns would be a trip
Customer: I just bought this PS3 and it’s not for me.
Me: * opens box and sees a ps2 *. Not a chance sir.
Customer: I would like to return my I phone 5
Me: * opens the box to see an iPhone 4. *. You can’t be serious ….
And people think service and retail is easy…
Omggg the return scams are the worst. We had a guy buy an item, go home and remove the from the box, then come to the store with a used item in it. Before he gets to customer service to return it he switches his fraudulent box with his, and tries to return it.
I got a weird feeling about doing the return because he constantly tried it so I refused to do it and told him to call corporate on me.
When I told security that a frequent flying fraud was trying to return something and it looked new, they also got suspicious. When they looked on camera footage they saw him do the drop and swap.
I felt like Misty Night. You couldn’t tell me shit
Someone came into the theater recently to see a movie but came back out and asked for a refund because the movie was “uncomfortably quiet”, and one of my coworkers asked which movie they came out of and it was…
A quiet place
When they say "lemme speak to "managers name for my discount"
me: *calls manager*
Manager: don't let them know I'm here/tell them they have to pay full price.
Or
Me: "tells customer price*
Customer: (competitors name) has it for 1 dollar less, why are y'all sooooooo expensive?
Me: *internal facepalm* because the time our containers take to travel from *competitors name* to us takes 1 dollar in gas money.
@thelovejournals
Black man pulled over for sitting in his car and reading
On July 7, former high school English teacher Louizandre Dauphin decided to drive to a quiet place to do some reading. Sound suspicious? Residents that saw him in his car thought so and, naturally, they called the police, who stopped the black New Brunswick, Canada, resident as he drove back home. The interaction ended peaceful — but was made all the more ironic by why he went on the drive in the first place.
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Just wanna reiterate that this happened in Canada. Racism is everywhere.
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even then we’ll be killed.
Could yall get behind “A Day without our Dollar” where we don’t support any white businesses that day. Because I’m trying to organize this.
This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
“I’m getting back in line.”
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!
THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
@billshitposts
*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money
Can i just *Gets in line*…there
Can I just.. Scuse me .
come on patrick lets do this
Patrick ma Negus
im convinced Mary just be off the henny
Black America’s Auntie
She’s so wholesome lmao
Love her
Mood
she lookin’ thick . but come on 😂
Yassss aunty mary, with her signature dance only she can pull that dance off 😂
She the blackest
I’m dead as FUCK yo
Straight like that
@shehateme me at our wedding reception
Love me some Mary, her dancing brigs me joy