formerly niftacular

Sarah. 21. Literally everything.

[taquito]

raggy….kill me….

[98378603835842-deactivated20170]

like scoob, youre putting me in a morally ambiguous situation………. zoinks

[sixpenceee]

Long exposure shot of glow sticks dropped into a waterfall. Photographed by reddit user TurkeyTaster.

[gaywrites]

ICYMI: In which a 13-year-old boy comes out to his best friend via text message, and adorable unconditional support ensues. Ain’t nothing wrong with being gay, my friend. (via BuzzFeed) 

[fuckoverterfs]

what makes it more adorable is he offered to call when he knew something was wrong

[pixidusttt]

I also love how often the word bro was used

[lostinthelowercase-deactivated2]

This is the proper way to be a bro.

[jackadorian]

# how to bro 101

[alexi-bear]

Bruhology.

[soapmummy]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Help us, Obi-Wan… (via mybustersword)

[sinfulangel]

Here’s to all my boys with love handles, stretch marks, ribs that show, who feel they are too big or too small, who feel “unmanly,” who have cellulite, who can’t grow facial hair, who can’t seem to gain weight or lose it, who feel “too short” or wish they looked like a male model. Y'all matter. Love you. 💕

[mickey197769-deactivated2021120]

Ty I needed that

[anti-feminism-pro-equality]

💕😘💗 Spread this

[twitterlols]

[mens-rights-activia]

me as a mom

[skykangaroo]

me as a neighbor

[quesocotija-deactivated20170517]

I’m the duck

[floralls]

by lauramakabresku

[naturaldaisaster]

nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes

[companionwolf]

His name is Adam Young and he is my fave.

[rostayingoutdaway]

can I just live in my bed? :c

[champagnepuppies-deactivated201]

[jumpingjacktrash]

you go, you beautiful person. you fuckin go.

[beldaran]

YES FUCK YES

[thatjackalope]

No ok but I actually met him. Several of my colleagues and students were hired to do some assessments for several manmade and natural ponds on his property. He wanted to maintain them with several different fish populations so that kids nearby could fish and have a good time.

While we were working he rode up in his four wheeler with a terrified look on his face. I never thought I would see a former football player on the verge of tears, but boy howdy he nearly was. Several of us stop what we were doing and go over to see what was up.

“I was running the tractor through the field and almost hit a fawn.” He says.

Now, for reference, it’s pretty common to have farmers run over and kill fawns. The defense mechanism of fawns when they are young is to lay down low and not move…which obviously isn’t great for when there’s a tractor. It happens all the time, but it can be pretty bloody. It’s not a pretty sight.

So, thinking that maybe such a gory scene unnerved him and that we may have to dispose of the body, I say “Mr. Brown, is the fawn still alive?”

He says “Yes, I took it to the barn…but I’m afraid the mom won’t take it back because it has human scent on it.”

The myth about “human scent” is a common one, but it’s just that…a myth. But still, this guy was absolutely terrified that this little deer was going to live the first few weeks of its life without a parent. He was distraught.

Luckily my professor/boss was like “Don’t worry Mr. Brown, if you return the fawn relatively close to the spot that you found it, the mother will come back. The human scent thing is just a myth. The fawn will be alright, just be sure to keep the barn quiet so that the fawn doesn’t panic.”

Mr. Brown’s face lit up and he let out a sigh of relief. “Thank God” he said “I was so worried.”

And that’s the story of how I met the sweetest man ever: Mr. Jason Brown.

[sashayed]

fyi Jason Brown is still the cutest

[caragh]

I can’t believe this is a real story, but it’s a real story. 

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[pomeranian2]

[geopsych]

Blossom-fall in the stream.

[unfares]

[whiskey-gunpowder]

never forget

[hohoehoes]

“buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt”