screaming endlessly

not a minor | gay asf | avg lyfter

[rosyposylyft]

my final haul before leaving for the beach! idk if i’ll be lifting bc it’s another state and i probably won’t be able to get away from my family if we’re out

43v3r 21: black strapless crop top: 9.90 gray leggings: 22.90 black leggings: 12.90 striped shorts: 7.90 black shorts: 12.90

a!+@r’d st8: kimono: 59.95

grand total: 126.45

[bruisedlifter]

First Coach Haul~! 🤩💛💛

I’m so happy I was able to pull this off and still shaking from the rush on how I was able to escape with a new cute purse, keychain, and sunglasses~!! 🥰 Now for the total!

Coach Purse | $298.00

Coach Keychain/Coinpurse | $128.00

Coach Sunglasses | $155.00

Total: $581.00 🧡

[rosyposylyft]

screw the taking a break for a while I Guess

lifted two pints of alcohol today for my beach trip next week, four things of candy, like three things of lemonade, and some incense for my friend. but also got sussed immediately when i walked into am3r!c@n e@gl3 so gonna have to not go back to that particular mall for a few months oop

[rosyposylyft]

can someone link me to that post with the anime girls against lifting or whatever? it was like a response to one of our posts and there was a giant picture of an anime girl and at the bottom of their response was their mod name in large text which i’m almost positive started w an M

[rosyposylyft]

the “i can’t believe i haven’t been arrested, but i need to calm down before i am” haul i’m not totaling these, because i think i might have developed kleptomania and my lifting partner and i got caught at uIt@ and at a grocery store today and i’m just. frustrated and i need to take a break.

h0t t0p!c: 4x candy bars, 2x hair dye, totoro necklaces, cheshire cat pin, life is strange earrings, crystal necklace, black flannel, captain marvel jacket (my pride and joy. shit got rolled up and shoved into my bag) u!t@: IT cosmetics foundation and eyeliner brushes, sugarbear women’s vitamins g!@nt: 3x strawberry lemonade, starbursts, mike’s hard lemonade, book fr@nce$c@’$: denim shorts, printed shorts am3r!can 3ag!3: button top a3r!e: swimsuit l0ll! & p0p$: 2x caramel fudge $p3nc3r’$: h20cean piercing spray 43v3r 2!: camo jacket, socks, seafoam green shirt, backpack ch@rm!ng ch@rl!3: gray purse d!$n3y store: cheshire cat mug

[rosyposylyft]

y’all i just realized there’s a mall like 10 miles from me that i’ve never been to that has all of my favorite stores (except i can’t use my disney bag trick bc they ain’t got a disney store in this mall :( ) but like!!!!! they have a hot topic that from the recent photos doesn’t look like it’s got any damn cameras, a topshop, american eagle, aerie, fuckin e v e r y t h i n g. i’m gonna hit it up tomorrow or monday and i’m rly crossing my fingers that it’s a gold mine lol

[rosyposylyft]

i’m really stressed out because i have to cut off my ex (who is also my best friend and who i’m still in love with) so i steal things to cope lol

!c!ng:  3x scrunchies: $12 2x popsockets: $24

b@lducc!’s: various sugarfina candies 2x fancy cheese (unpictured)

loll! & p0ps: mermaid cookie rock candy mermaid shell white chocolate

4ever 21: camo strapless top: $9 over the knee socks: $9 lip balm: $3

@eropost@le: green jacket: $79.50 black tank top (unpictured bc i was wearing it): $6

s3ph0r@: lipstick: idk like 6 dollars probably

cvs: 2x liquid lipsticks 2x hand cream facial wipes

m@dewell: jean jacket: $128 overalls: $118

am3ri!can 3@gl3: strapless tops x3: $47.85 rust strapless top: $29.95 t shirt: $24.95

and the grand total is: $497.25 (roughly)

[rosyposylyft]

y’all i went to pride this weekend and was carrying a sign that said “will kiss cute girls for cute insta posts” and this rly tiny lesbian came up and took me up on the offer and she’s so tiny i had to bend down to kiss her (and i’m not that tall myself so it was cute) and then i ran into her the second day of pride and she was like “are you still offering free kisses?” and i was like “for you i am ;)” and i kissed her again, got her instagram, and asked her on a date and she SAID YES june truly is the month of the gays khskdjs

[rosyposylyft]

the ‘holy shit i am probably going to die of a heart attack bc of all these damn redbulls’ haul!

4ever 21: bandeau: $9ish olive shorts: $19.90 grey sleep shirt: $14.90

alt@r’d st8: ripped jeans: $34.99 dark blue jeans: $59.95 jean shorts: $24.99

cl@ire’s: scrunchie 3 pack: $8 single scrunchie: like 5 dollars idk

cvs/giant: 9x redbull: $18

loll!&p0ps: sea salt caramel fudge: $8 maybe?

grand total: $202.73 (roughly)

[rosyposylyft]

i feel like i shouldn’t be eating cheese while my friend is crying on facetime about her breakup oof

[liftnthrift]

heartbroken haul

random tshirt store 💔

shirts x 2 = $90

3phõra 💔

hüda palette - $48

târte palette - $29

mêcća 💔

lipstick trio - $73

blush. $46

łüsh -💔

jelly face mask - $14

bathbonbs x 3 - $20

båbw 💔

bath fizzer - $7

cotton on body

undies x 4 = $46

bra - $25

socks - $7

thê b0dy shöp 💔

eye makeup remover - $6

0ff1ćewörks 💔

cöpīcs x 2 = $14

ïnstâx film - $27

TOTAL 💔 $452

[pretzel-lift]

Semi-annual snatchin, $284

[rosyposylyft]

pride haul! because fuck capitalist companies who make money off of rainbows but don’t actually give a shit about supporting the lgbtq community any time other than june :)

americ@n eagle: “love is love” tshirt: 24.95 “super gay” tank top: 19.95 striped crop top: 19.95 rolling stones crop top: 22.95 rainbow boxer briefs: 15.95 vintage coke tshirt: 24.95

old n@vy: tank top: 16.00 belt: 16.99 tshirts x2, one unpictured: 16.99 each overall shorts: 49.99

p!nk: 3x sports bras: 9.99 (bc of the semi-annual sale)

d$w: combat boots: 49.98 sandals: 39.99

and the grand total is! 365.60

[rosyposylyft]

text hauls!

because i’m too tired to dig out everything i’ve lifted over the past few weeks:

w0rld m@rket: like 4 packs of pins w@lm@rt: instax 7s, 3x ‘macaron’ film, instax photo album, 3x sinful colors nail polish, 2x chargers, phone holder/wallet, 2x wet n wild glosses mich@els: 5x washi tape, pack of copics, bundle of 3 mini notebooks, 2x 2pack of pens, 2 packs of stickers, iron on patch, 2x pride socks, gemstone ring, 2x gemstone pendants, leather necklace chain, 4x ‘found objects’ pendants for a friend, white/black cloth bag tj m@xx: 5x abh lipsticks (2 sticks, 3 liquids) st@ples: 2x notebooks, popsocket, phone case t@rget: 3x instax film various grocery stores: fancy cheese, cbd infused water, yogurt covered pretzels, pacifica seasalt hair spray, shampoo, & conditioner, munchies for a w33d adventure w a friend, various perfume rollerballs i got super lucky when it came to the instax, the rest of them were locked under those “call an employee over for help” bars on the racks and this particular color was unlocked! for the film i just ripped the top and they came right off the racks, lol. for the W@lM@rt, mich@els, tj m@xx, & st@ples haul (since it was all on the same day) i have pictures that i just haven’t gotten around to uploading yet. expect those soon!

[rosyposylyft]

the “i need to get my skincare act together, and i’m tired of having acne” haul

the two kale face things are from a wh0le f00ds, the others are all from ult@. went to a target to attempt to get everything first, but they had way too many cameras and it was literally impossible to find a blind spot

[rosyposylyft]

hoooo boy i got sussed super hard at w0rld m@rket. i had gotten a few packages of pins and slid them up my sleeves and in my waistband and i was with two friends, one who lifts and knows i do and one who doesn’t and doesn’t know i do, and as we were leaving this lady was like “hey we noticed you had jewelry in your hands and now you don’t” and i was like lmao i don’t have anything, you can check my bag so i turned my bag inside out for her and let her look inside meanwhile ya boi was sweating so hard with the plastic sticking to my ass lol. she was like “the cameras will tell us if you took anything” and i was like uhhh ok i concealed in a blind spot but whatever. and after we left i told the friend who lifts “that’s why we body conceal and not in bags lmao” bc she’s new to lifting and doesn’t know a lot yet. 

[liftingria]

Me: practice sleight of hand girls ❤❤❤

Me actually lifting: *clumsily shoving items into my bag* what a perfect conceal I’m an illusionist, a magician,