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🌸🌸🌸 i’m the officiant at prucan’s wedding she/her | 22 |

[roszabell]

⭐️ hi friends!!! ⭐️

❥ Ships that i post about: prucan, lietcan, amebela, scotcan, lietpru ❥ Mod of @lietcanweek ❥ I main fluff, hurt/comfort, and both modern & historical hetalia. i do post nsfw occasionally.

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[dimir-charmer]

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

[eddies-ashtray]

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

[eddies-ashtray]

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

[caustic-light]

Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

[toyotathonics]

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

[byjove]

ages 0-7: slowly gain sentience

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather

age 86: mysteriously disappear

[roszabell]

my summer has begun!! i’m pretty low on cash, but have a ton of free time now, so please please check out my commission sheet linked here!! feel free to dm me here on tumblr, or on discord!!

[roszabell]

2026 Comms are Open! ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.

I will draw fandom, ships, OCs, pets, etc! Please reach out to me through Tumblr DMs or Discord! I can't wait to hear your ideas! Thank you! °❀.࿔

[abyss-in-machines]

We owe it all to them.

[aeolianblues]

To repeat the message louder: musicians, journalists, radio stations, listeners, record companies, streaming sites, discos; anyone remotely involved with popular music, you probably owe a big chunk of it to black musicians.

[roszabell]

thinking a lot about impressionist artist matthew trying to make a living in the 1870s, depressed and in the midst of art block with a horribly messy studio so his brother slash manager alfred says “ok man! i got a friend in need of a job, and we gotta get you booked so uh, meet your new studio assistant!” and it’s the most anally organized and equally mentally ill freak matt’s ever met. and they fall in love

[roszabell]

matt brings all his paintings out of storage (hasn’t been able to look at them) and they’re so pretty they make gil want to cry. but instead he just clears his throat and says “no shit you’re sad, it’s just a ton of fucking trees.”

matt’s slouched down in his chair watching gil appraise them, and he can’t even be offended. no one’s ever been honest with him before. “i don’t know what else to paint. it’s home.”

“well, maybe it’s time to leave home, matt.”

[roszabell]

doctor julchen x nurse matthew…..

[manny-jacinto]

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

[hattiestgal]

Everyone say thank you women with deep low pitched voices

[roszabell]

me when i thought i was a genius but now im 22

[inkmothnexus]

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

[inkmothnexus]

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

[lwonaart]

Matthew (and his VIOLA!!)

Matt and Alfred aren’t next to each other bc then they’d fight :/ but Alfred still annoys him from behind :)

I hc that Alfred doesn’t need a monocle but thinks that if he had one he’d look cool asf

[kaity--did]

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

[kaity--did]

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

[kaity--did]

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

[inkloom]

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

[kaity--did]

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me