Rot Noises

All hail the rot

[paradox-crows-deactivated202602]

Have you ever seen a rotling be airdropped onto an unsuspecting individual?

. . .

Would you like to?

Yes absolutely, I'm still hungry for some spaghetti ^q^

[rot-underling]

YA-

Wait.

Ohhh, no, you’re not gonna eat a rotling on MY watch!

ROTLING PRIVILEGES REVOKED >:(

[paradox-crows-deactivated202602]

MY FUCKING FOOD

GET BACK HERE

[rot-underling]

DON’T MAKE ME CALL THE BIRDS

[paradox-crows-deactivated202602]

I AM THE BIRDS

NOW LEMME EAT

[rot-underling]

Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[gregory-j-rotts]

[paradox-crows-deactivated202602]

Rot bird vs me (as an Earthmover)

Your move :3٤

[rot-bird-central]

[paradox-crows-deactivated202602]

Oh wait there's more?

M o r e f o o d f o r m e

[chef-rot]

[doodl3]

[rot-underling]

*overdramatic anime style*

Ngh!

What?

How?

It's not working, they're just getting eaten!

We may need more firepower...

[burden-long-legs]

[gregory-j-rotts]

[paradox-crows-deactivated202602]

HOW MANY FUCKING ROT BIRDS DO YOU HAVE?

[rot-bird-central]

[paradox-crows-deactivated202602]

GOODNESS GRACIOUS THAT'S LIKE THE FIFTH ONE

[we-of-endless-number]

[paradox-crows-deactivated202602]

*Dies of shock-induced heart attack

[rot-soldier]

GET ATTACKED AHA

...aww I arrived late to the party :(

[unrepentant-decryption]

There’s a box labeled “Triple Affirmative inside”

📦

It’s slightly soggy!

An overseer stares at the box in confusion, reporting it's findings.

... A box? How can there be a box here?

Triple Affirmative? That doesn't make any sense, what, is it some cat? A... very... wet one? Eugh...

Whatever, let me lure a scavenger over here to open this up, I guess...

[rot-underling]

It's a purple vulture grub!

Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[rot-soldier]