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david karp selling this website to yahoo for a billion US dollars was the best financial decision ever made

I identify as a villain because I’m already queer-coded and don’t feel like being the quirky best friend who dies for motivation.

euphonero

who is ready for the 10 year anniversary of party rock anthem on January 25th

euphonero

i would dare to say that the world started shuffling every day in early 2011 and has not stopped shuffling in the decade since

euphonero

a happy 10 year anniversary of party rock anthem to all

weaver-z

New hobby: dropping the worst possible discourse topic I can come up with into the general chat of a server and watching the other members swarm their keyboards like piranhas

scavengedluxury

loremonster

A reminder that antifacism is a thing you DO, not an organisation you JOIN.

Calling a hotel and telling them a KKK chapter rented their ballroom for a meeting is antifa action

Pulling down posters promoting hate groups is antifa action (and if you do, use your keys, not your hands. Some groups put razor blades behind their postings to hurt anyone who takes them down)

Addressing local tensions in your community by participating in food drives and supporting disempowered folks can be antifacist, as facist groups will use community fears to stir up hate and gain power.

Going to an event where a figure whom fascists tend to align with and peacefully protesting is antifa action, whether that speaker thinks they’re fascist or not.

It’s not a club, religion, or organization. You don’t pay dues. Being antifa means actively trying to prevent fascism from being built, usually in local ways that respond to immediate community needs. If you see ANYTHING that talks about officially joining a group or organization, it is SUSPECT.

ox-where-is-thy-yoke

It’s like Anonymous, they’re not actually a real organization but old white people think they are.

jasontoddiefor

Modern Sherlock Holmes but he’s a 27 year old, drinks energy drinks only, is astonishing polite and has no idea how the solar system works because it was never relevant to a case but can name every every person involved in making Super Mario Bros because he did need that for a case once.

Watson is continuously appalled about his eating habits and makes vague posts on Twitter that ends in threads like

Watson: “My roommate noticed only today that he can label his email inboxs but took apart his entire bloody laptop two weeks ago.”

Person: “This reminds me of the post about the roommate who couldn’t turn on the coffee machine but remembers like 500 numbers of pi”

Watson: “I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same roommate.”

#only good modern au

sameoldsin

Hanging out with straight ppl who just do not get gay humour is so exhausting…

sameoldsin

I’m like “Bella swan was a lesbian cause she drove a truck” and this str8 girl says “no she married edward and they had sex lol” …

sketchdeath

why do cats have an extra bean on their wrist... what is if for..

sketchdeath

cutting edge cat technologies

baddielabelle

its the drift button

40ouncesandamule

anti-lock beans

theradioghost

in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

ritavonbees

this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure

marisatomay

please do not forget your smash mouth

#humanity

aconissa

huge fan of hannibal’s cheeky little fourth wall break in secondo

#hes enjoying himself so much here #hannibal

It looks like in one class we're gonna work on the lockdown and its consequences and uh.... I Dont Want That. Like I'm bad enough i dont need to spend 3h/week reflecting on how miserable i am

#brain leak