Rotom Hybrid Guy.

Accidentally dizcovered Magic Uzerz I guezzz. (They/Them)

[rotom-anon]

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…Urgh why did I type like that… Anywayz!…

Hi, Call me Roto. (Not my name, but… I like my privacy.) I’m a rotom hybrid, not naturally but becauze… Well there’z Lore™ down at the bottom. They/Them, Pleaze.

I’m L-LUA, I have some… m-missing data… and don’t r-remember much, but I’ve been d-dubbed (by a friend of the blog) as a P-porygon-1.5… I use He/Him, If it m-matters.

(Alzo Pelipper Mail, Muzharna Mail, the Malice varietiez etc. Etc. Are all on, magic anonz az well. I want the chaoz it bringz to my life. It’z boring otherwize)

Oh yeah, finally there’z 🍵, while they don’t actually have an account, they’re an anon that popz up here a ton, so I’ll talk about them…

Bazically 🍵 waz there when I got rotom’d (again explanation below) and got well… purpled. All their text is purple, and they apparently taste purple when they talk (whatever tf that meanz) they have a zineztea (and a litwick now!) Alzo make cool magic orbz.

//🍵 is not me! They’re a different person, so that’s cool- oh yeah I’m the mod. He/they. Text surrounded by double slashes, hell if I’m giving you a name for me. Nevermind I have intentionally revealed myself :3 (@jackwastakenx2)//

Lore™ under the cut, cuz it’z kinda long.

So You want to know how I got here? Well… I waz being an anon, az… well you’d azzzume becauze I’m Rotom Anon, and due to reasonz I zent a Blank Magic Anon, thoze reazonz being that it made a full zentence when read out. However it turnz out that doing that triggerz a bug… feature… thing within the zite that allowz the uzer that receivez the blank M!A! To use one, mildly weaker, M!A!. (Which Haz been dubbed a magic uzer or M!U!) then I Made a typo With a Z at the end of a zentence becauze… I guezzz that’z where the period iz… like when uzing the number row? Anywayz, they replied with “you’re a rotom now” and… it triggered the M!U! But due to M!U!z being weaker than a regular magic anon, I’m a rotom hybrid which is… better? I guezzz?

//Yeah no I am way too committed to the bit, mans got rotom’d lol.//

//forgot to say this before but I’m basically gonna use this blog as commentary on stuff I interact with, as well as asks and stuff.//

[cross-poisoned]

question for all you hybrids out there: how did you get hybridized

i’m asking this because there seems to be more Pokemon than humans on this website and I don’t know which side to count yall on

[rotom-anon]

Itz in my pinned and im too lazy to repeat myzelf.

[rotom-anon]

Im not dead, Juzzt gaming.

[rotom-anon]

See? You're just surrounded by people that need glasses.

Lmao.

[rotom-anon]

Okay, how different are you from before the hybrid thing? Maybe that's why.

Not that different.

Hair’z got the… thingy on the top not like a zpike but like a hair zpike.

And i have blue haze?

Excluding the powerz therez not much elze.

[rotom-anon]

What was the parade about?

Also, how has no one else noticed?

Idk zome… like. Hizztorical thingy.

And I have no clue? I dont hide it very well, people juzzt… do not notice.

[rotom-anon]

So az iz. Probably apparent from my zlow decreaze in pozztz i do in fact have a life outzide of rotomblr (mozztly becauze like. nothing really zignifigant haz happened during the zpan of time where everythingz gone now…) but yezzterday i went to a parade in town! So that waz fun.

Alzo like. Exactly one perzon IRL has made a high enough perception check to realize my rotom hybridity thing LMAO.

[rotom-anon]

If Anyone is interezzted you can azk me zztuff.

Probably wont pozzt az much az i did before but im zztill here. :]

[rotom-anon]

Anywayz havent been up to much. So… nothing really lozzt, i guezz.

[rotom-anon]

I don't know, it's weird?

Weird indeed.

[rotom-anon]

Hey so i logged into rotomblr today and all my pozztz from the pazzt like 3 months are gone??? Iz thiz juzzt on my end or did rotomblr eat em all.

[rotom-anon]

{CATASTROPHIC ERROR}

PROGRAM elecmagdist.spc COULD NOT ACCESS U:/rotom-anon/elecmagdist/encounters/kleavorfight.json

FILE SEARCH ERROR CODE 404 (FILE NOT FOUND)

PROGRAM CAUGHT IN LOOP FOR 52 days

RESOLUTION: TERMINATE elecmagdist.spc AND MODIFY MEMORY DATA FROM TIMESPAN 04/28/24 through to 08/06/24

PLEASE HOLD…

[rotom-anon]

Probably the smartest choice.

Yeah.

[rotom-anon]

…Im gonna not do this today i think. Hold off one longer…

Even if they clearly wizh otherwise. Im not prepared for thiz and though i wont ever be… I might as well take the chance zleep firzzt.

[rotom-anon]

That was. Decently harder than the goomy.

[rotom-anon]

What part of “I dont really want to do any of thiz” doez thiz place az a whole not underzztand???

Well… another battle to prove the worthiness i dont have here i come…

[rotom-anon]

…so the deer’s. Not very helpful when i can juzzt… yknow. teleport…?

[rotom-anon]

Oh wait i cant teleport to the arena place… huh.