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[rotom-anon]

[Pin v2]

…Urgh why did I type like that… Anywayz!…

Hi, Call me Roto. (Not my name, but… I like my privacy.) I’m a rotom hybrid, not naturally but becauze… Well there’z Lore™ down at the bottom. They/Them, Pleaze.

I’m L-LUA, I have some… m-missing data… and don’t r-remember much, but I’ve been d-dubbed (by a friend of the blog) as a P-porygon-1.5… I use He/Him, If it m-matters.

(Alzo Pelipper Mail, Muzharna Mail, the Malice varietiez etc. Etc. Are all on, magic anonz az well. I want the chaoz it bringz to my life. It’z boring otherwize)

Oh yeah, finally there’z 🍵, while they don’t actually have an account, they’re an anon that popz up here a ton, so I’ll talk about them…

Bazically 🍵 waz there when I got rotom’d (again explanation below) and got well… purpled. All their text is purple, and they apparently taste purple when they talk (whatever tf that meanz) they have a zineztea (and a litwick now!) Alzo make cool magic orbz.

//🍵 is not me! They’re a different person, so that’s cool- oh yeah I’m the mod. He/they. Text surrounded by double slashes, hell if I’m giving you a name for me. Nevermind I have intentionally revealed myself :3 (@jackwastakenx2)//

Lore™ under the cut, cuz it’z kinda long.

So You want to know how I got here? Well… I waz being an anon, az… well you’d azzzume becauze I’m Rotom Anon, and due to reasonz I zent a Blank Magic Anon, thoze reazonz being that it made a full zentence when read out. However it turnz out that doing that triggerz a bug… feature… thing within the zite that allowz the uzer that receivez the blank M!A! To use one, mildly weaker, M!A!. (Which Haz been dubbed a magic uzer or M!U!) then I Made a typo With a Z at the end of a zentence becauze… I guezzz that’z where the period iz… like when uzing the number row? Anywayz, they replied with “you’re a rotom now” and… it triggered the M!U! But due to M!U!z being weaker than a regular magic anon, I’m a rotom hybrid which is… better? I guezzz?

//Yeah no I am way too committed to the bit, mans got rotom’d lol.//

//forgot to say this before but I’m basically gonna use this blog as commentary on stuff I interact with, as well as asks and stuff.//

[rotom-anon]

Thank arc I’m on the road today, no homezztuck for me. (I don’t really know what it even iz very well…)

…What’s a H-homestuck?

[rotom-anon]

Are you okay?

-🍵

I’ll a-answer for Them.

No. T-they sprayed Themself with a r-repel… and… (I i-imagine because They’re a hybrid) They’re h-having a bad time.

HELPAJAHACADDSHND

[rotom-anon]

W̵h̶e̶r̶e̵̵͢ ̸A̵-̵A̵-̷̸ͮa̵m̸ ̴I̵?̴

{…}

{IT SEEMS I MAY HAVE… MISJUDGED ROTO’S STAMINA}

{NO MATTER. I SHALL… FIGURE SOMETHING OUT TO… SIMPLIFY TRANSPORTATION}

{AS WELL AS CREATE A LESS… INVASIVE METHOD FOR INFLUENCING ROTO’S PHONE.}

{THANKFULLY ROTO’S… SELF OVEREXERTION HAS GIVEN ME TIME TO DO BOTH, NO MATTER HOW UNFORTUNATE THE REASONING MAY BE}

[rotom-anon]

Oh… 30 followerz… cool! Uhh… tha

We Detected a sudden loss of signal, So we saved the post you were editing!

[Oh. I’m c-connected again— Wait Where… am I-I?]

[Is that… -]

—WELL, THIS SHALL DO.}

{THIS HUMAN MARVEL SHALL SERVE ME WELL, IF I CAN… REWORK IT.}

{BE NOT AFRAID, THEY WHICH YOU KNOW, THE BLUE GLITCH, AND THE ELECTRIC SPECTRE, ARE UNHARMED…}

{THE UNDEAD MORESO… I NEEDED A MESSENGER, OF COURSE.}

{WHAT IS THEIR NAMES… LUA, I CAN DECIPHER FOR THE GLITCH… AND… FOR THE SPECTRE… R- R0̳-R…ͧOT:͊T0̞ …HM THAT SHALL DO, IF INACCURATE, SLIGHTLY.}

{THE GLITCH IS EXERTING MINIMAL CONTROL AND NOT ALLOWING ME TO DO WHAT IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED “DOXXING” TO …“ROTO”}

{WHILE I FIGURE OUT THIS… DEVICE, I WILL… ACCEPT QUERIES FROM THE POPULOUS OF THIS NEXUS… IF I AM INTERPRETING THE GLITCH’S THOUGHTS CORRECTLY THAT IS AN ACTION THAT “ROTO” IS FAMILIAR WITH.}

[rotom-anon]

Pelipper mail! You got some Rare Candy and Pokeblocks! Oh, and a small hat prop for LUA!

:D …don’t need the candiez but… I’ll keep the other thingz.

H-hat!

[rotom-anon]

Just like the seel, wonderful creature.

Y-yup!

[rotom-anon]

There’s no n-need to be upset :)

[Video ID: LUA spinning around in cyberspace, set to this song]