Beelzebub Party

Banica has come here today to test something very important. Something that she can't go without knowing any longer. All it takes is a lick and she's got her answer. Sickle does indeed taste like a friend.

SCREECHES

Well your friend is going to jump five feet in the air and flee to the other corner of the room because he does not want to be friend supper.

“And why exactly did you think that was?”

He may trust her, but that doesn’t stop the knee-jerk reactions, Banica. And he doesn’t actually trust her 100%

#headcanons #she also has the most op fucking ability in all of evillious #which is self contained healing of course #and that's just how she likes it #also to think of it in dbz power level terms makes it a lot easier to digest

“Because you would have incorrectly assumed that I was going to eat you.”

Aw, but why not? Hasn’t he been around her for long enough to not be frightened anymore, or does he need to stay around more often?

#heaven has golden sake

So because I’m thinking about it now-

Banica, as the Master of the Graveyard, is probably really powerful.

Like, really really powerful.

(And before I continue on any longer, I feel that it’s necessary to say that I’ve been going with the interpretation that, when Irina said that they were all equalized in the Court, she meant that it took away the power for gods to reincarnate, which I personally feel makes more sense than all of them having their power set to the same arbitrary level (especially since Banica was still clearly more powerful than any of them alone if she could best even one god).)

The way I see it, her power currently comprises of the strength she had as a human (which, while still worth mentioning, is INCREDIBLY negligible, since she likely had very little (if any) combat training and probably little more than the faintest dregs of Lust magic that didn’t seem to affect her at all), all of Gluttony’s power (probably average for a demon), and Hansel and Gretel’s power (which, while never necessarily defined in terms of comparison to gods and demons, or even humans, can be inferred to be enough to push her well past the levels of the average demon). Otherwise, how would she have been able to single-handedly almost kill two gods, a demon that almost became the fifth god of the Third Period, a spirit trained by Levia, and one of the Magic Kingdom’s most powerful mages (even if only Levia and Irina actually fought her)?

At this point in time, more than likely, the only real threats to her would be Seth and the other gods (and even then, unless any of them completely obliterated her soul from existence, the only one that we know of that could do any lasting harm to her would be Seth, since only his magic has been shown to counteract healing magic). As for the rest of the demons... Ehhhhh... Not likely that big a problem unless they all fought her at once, or managed to get their hands on any magic that could inflict a lasting “poisoned” status on her, or completely block her regenerative abilities.

I am now picturing Banica cuddling a somewhat panicky Sicklebat. Just. Hearts everywhere because friend.

As you should be~

They’re such good friends even though he absolutely doesn’t trust her not to eat him but she likes him enough to not eat him until there’s nothing else left~

#outofgluttony #although to be fair to him she does think a lot about what his insides taste like #anonymous

Banica has come here today to test something very important. Something that she can't go without knowing any longer. All it takes is a lick and she's got her answer. Sickle does indeed taste like a friend.

SCREECHES

Well your friend is going to jump five feet in the air and flee to the other corner of the room because he does not want to be friend supper.

“Excuse me for being jumpy when the woman most known for gluttony licks me.”

He thinks that it is justified. “Why did you do that if you aren’t going to eat me?”

Well maybe it is but she thought he might trust her enough to know that she isn’t going to eat him right now.

“Because I just wanted a taste, and I know you wouldn’t have let me do it if I had asked first.”

#heaven has golden sake

Banica has come here today to test something very important. Something that she can't go without knowing any longer. All it takes is a lick and she's got her answer. Sickle does indeed taste like a friend.

SCREECHES

Well your friend is going to jump five feet in the air and flee to the other corner of the room because he does not want to be friend supper.

#i'm sorry i needed to be funny but #FRIEND SUPPER #heaven has golden sake

“You’re so jumpy, Sickle~”

She doesn’t plan on making him into friend supper. She just has to know his taste.

There's a note that reads "Happy Father's Day, dad. Love, Hansel and Gretel" On the back, it also reads "PS. Master said she would let us see you for a little bit before she eats you so you should visit us in the graveyard." It's a little late and a little threatening, but it's the thought that counts, right?

Ohhhh! He is finally being appreciated for his contributions into the world of Evillious, even if, yes, it’s a threat. He’s so happy~

And he also doesn’t have anything else to do.

“I think it would be alright for some father-child bonding to take place.”

He will just direct his host towards the… graveyard? He’ll find it.

“I know that you will not let me,” Gumillia said evenly. “That doesn’t mean that I don’t intend to leave.“ She didn’t need anybody’s permission to do anything. It didn’t meant that she wasn’t a little bit anxious at how things were going right now. She was up against a very formidable foe.

“Perhaps if you want to have more to eat you should leave this place and break your affiliations with the sorceress.”

But she couldn’t talk to her anymore once the undead started to rise. Seth, as she expected, started to laugh, saying, “You can still do that!?” But she needed to focus. These things were dangerous. She started to take them apart with even more rising plants.

Hopefully they could leave in time.

“Then I suppose you’ll just have to learn the hard way that you don’t always get what you want.”

The Master of the Graveyard began to laugh as her corpses shambled closer, snarling and roaring with as much ferocity as they could muster.

“Now why would I do that? Being that I am the one that created her, I think I should watch over her as she lives her life. I’m simply being a good parent, that’s all.”

“Of course I can~ And I can show you how much more I can still do if you’ll just stay here for a little bit longer~”

Unfortunately, she might have to do so. These bodies were hardly that useful against this kind of magic. But they only needed to serve as a distraction for long enough for her to free her servants.

#duty as a scientist

There's a note that reads "Happy Father's Day, dad. Love, Hansel and Gretel" On the back, it also reads "PS. Master said she would let us see you for a little bit before she eats you so you should visit us in the graveyard." It's a little late and a little threatening, but it's the thought that counts, right?

Ohhhh! He is finally being appreciated for his contributions into the world of Evillious, even if, yes, it’s a threat. He’s so happy~

And he also doesn’t have anything else to do.

“I think it would be alright for some father-child bonding to take place.”

He will just direct his host towards the… graveyard? He’ll find it.

Of course she did. Gumillia had no intention of letting Grave get her hands on Seth, even if she did really dislike him as a person. His magic was too powerful to let into even worse hands than his own.

She turns and watches Grave, expression cool.

“We have not met. I am not interested in meeting.” No, she doesn’t count a battle as meeting someone. “We are not acquaintances, so goodbye.”

Clearly waiting to see the real reason Seth wanted to come was too risky.

“You seem to think that I’m just going to let you leave after you’ve walked right in.”

Not that she’s at all surprised with how this was beginning to turn out. But she had hoped that things would go her way, so she had let them just play with him for a bit, as they had wanted to do.

“The pickings I get, being so deep in the forest as we are, are too scarce for my liking. So I’m not going to just let a couple of warm bodies escape my grasp.”

The stench of something even more rotten than the graveyard surrounding them began to choke out the fresh night air as the dead pulled themselves from their graves, moaning and grunting at the green-haired spirit before them. The Master would leave her corpses to play with them for now, while she got to work freeing her struggling servants.

#duty as a scientist

There's a note that reads "Happy Father's Day, dad. Love, Hansel and Gretel" On the back, it also reads "PS. Master said she would let us see you for a little bit before she eats you so you should visit us in the graveyard." It's a little late and a little threatening, but it's the thought that counts, right?

Ohhhh! He is finally being appreciated for his contributions into the world of Evillious, even if, yes, it’s a threat. He’s so happy~

And he also doesn’t have anything else to do.

“I think it would be alright for some father-child bonding to take place.”

He will just direct his host towards the… graveyard? He’ll find it.

“That’s just because I haven’t been around you two long enough! I tell you, I have lots of nice things to say about anyone.” Although he doesn’t prefer nice things to say.

He’s happy that they’ll be struggling with this for a while. Gumillia shouts another spell as she gets to her feet, shooting light at the shadows. She scoops him up with a cold stare.

“Come on come on, let’s go, quickly.”

“…Wait.”

“WAIT!?”

#THEN HES GONNA GET REKT #also it just occurred to me that their default emotion when anything remotely exciting happens is EXCESSIVE SHOUTING #duty as a scientist

No! That awful spirit has their dad-- their gift to their master-- and they’re going to try to get away now! She’s even going after their shadows, which hiss and recoil away from the offending magic!

“Yes, wait.”

“It’s one thing to trap my servants (and they were so excited to see their father, Seth), but it’s another entirely to leave before greeting the Master of the graveyard that you’ve seen fit to make yourself at home in.”

Even so, she finds it more irritating that her servants are being detained like this.

“And after we haven’t seen each other in so long too. I’m almost hurt that my old acquaintance Gumillia would want to leave before seeing me.”

“No thank you, I have excellent hearing but I fear I may not hear anything over my own screams in that scenario.”

#what are u chicken #heaven has golden sake

“Oh come on. It’ll be fun~”

levalheaded

“I don’t see a reason to run. I’d like to think that I can handle myself just fine around women hiding from me.” He perches himself atop the nearest broad headstone, laying down despite the chill.

“I prefer others to take the initiative to get closer to me, if it’s all the same to you. Not that it makes a difference in the long run. I’m happy to be… enjoyed, I suppose.” He’d love to be pet, especially.

#AHFAUIIJNKLJBJLKLKGFKJ #NOOOOOO #IM FUCKING CRYING #I JUST WOKE UP #I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS #anonymous #maybe one day it will be enough to convince her to live a life free of sin #BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY #outofgluttony

“Oh?”

It’s not even going to run? It’s just going to wait there for her to come closer? Well this certainly makes things much easier for her, if it already trusts her this much. And if it’s going to be this calm, even, she might not mind indulging herself just a bit. Such an interesting creature is worth speaking to for even just a short amount of time, if it isn’t going to flee. As long as it continues to remain oblivious of her hunger being directed at it, then she can allow it to live until talking grows dull.

“Very well. Although I hope you don’t mind if I decide to ask you a few questions. It isn’t often that anything as.... Fantastic as you finds their way out here, so I can’t help but be curious.”

But she won’t waste any more time. She will take the initiative and stride up to him, silently admiring its lithe form, although still wishing that it could be just a bit more filling than it looks. But that’s something to focus on later. For now, she’ll just smile as she strokes down its spine.

#levalheaded

im kinkshaming —the vore anon from like months ago

U COME INTO MY HOUSE

KINKSHAMING MY BAE

levalheaded

Wandering into the forest is always lovely; there’s plenty of interesting food around. Wandering into a forest with other demons in it can either be more or less lovely, depending on their… tendencies.

But like hell he’s about to get eaten. Not all at once, at least.. “I can smell you.”

#IM SCRAEMING #IT IS #THEIR SECRET KINK HAS BEEN REVEALED #AND NO ONE COULD HAVE GUESSED IT #outofgluttony #levalheaded

Well some of the gravestones are big enough for her to hide behind if she wants to be sneaky. Not that it would really work against a cat but she still likes pretending that she can catch something not human off guard by staying out of sight. But it’s enough of a game to keep her entertained during the hunt.

“.......”

Okay, so this is a... Talking cat. Strange... But she’s seen stranger. This doesn’t bother her.

“And yet you aren’t running away.”

But if it can smell her, then she might as well come out of hiding now.

“If you’re going to be in my graveyard, and you’re going to talk to me, then why don’t you come and see me too? It’s been quite a while since I’ve seen any cats, and I’d like to enjoy it to the fullest before you end up going back to wherever you came from.”

#levalheaded

levalheaded replied to your post: venomousrose replied to your post: as and grave...

this pairing is like… the definition of vore

OF ALL THE REPLIES I COULD HAVE GOTTEN

venomousrose replied to your post: as and grave would have the best short...

TBH the scariest thought I’ve ever had is, “Let’s be glad they would never have a kid, that thing would be terrifying.”

good thing she’s 500% a fan of the “pull out or that dick is the first thing i bite off” method

#as opposed to just going with #i'm bored of u so you're food now #venomousrose #nsfw #outofgluttony

as and grave would have the best short relationship ever

they'd fuck for a little while and then she'd end up eating him and there would be no regrets left because as would be D E A D

#it would literally last for half an hour #it would be the best #nsfw #venomousrose #outofgluttony #also 100% sarcasm

There's a note that reads "Happy Father's Day, dad. Love, Hansel and Gretel" On the back, it also reads "PS. Master said she would let us see you for a little bit before she eats you so you should visit us in the graveyard." It's a little late and a little threatening, but it's the thought that counts, right?

Ohhhh! He is finally being appreciated for his contributions into the world of Evillious, even if, yes, it’s a threat. He’s so happy~

And he also doesn’t have anything else to do.

“I think it would be alright for some father-child bonding to take place.”

He will just direct his host towards the… graveyard? He’ll find it.

“I… suppose that when it comes to you two, you would know what you were talking about. Ahhhh, of my ghoul children, you and Irina were the most successful.”

He’s so proud of you two~

But now Gumillia growls and starts to shove the twins off, her flower traps springing to engulf them from below. “Not Carrion flowers, Seth.”

“Oh! Well, it’s something like that.”