It would be so hot if you gaped and stretched my pussy and made it into your drink receptacle/koozie. I can crawl around beside you and present my ass high in the air for you to insert your beer bottle into - i have to stay still to avoid spilling anything and if I do spill, you pour the whole drink into my gaping asshole and plug it shut before inserting a new bottle/glass/can etc into my pussy. at the end of the night, or if I'm too full, you empty me out and make me drink the party punch brewed in my own hole. you make me crawl around with bottles and glasses in me to make sure I do spill just to keep things fun! your friends get so used to this routine, that between drinking my party punch, they start making me drink their piss. The only cock I get at these parties is down my throat when they piss into it. Then when my bladder is full and I'm begging for release, you alternate between using a clit vibrator and spanking my cunt, making me say more and more demeaning things, until you finally allow me to piss as well <3
god, this is a fucking dream. so many parts of this are just delicious. i'd love to groom you to me my fucked up little beer koozie at parties, just following me around when my friends are over, face pressed down into the dirty floor as you desperately try to keep the drink steady. that stretched out pussy trying to clench around the can. it'd be so thick and hard and cold as hell, and i'd make sure to punish you if your pussy warmed the can up too much. your ass would be so so so bloated with beer by the end of the night, you'd be cramping like crazy and trying not to throw up, especially since you'd be ass-up the whole time. you'd get drunk, too, just from having so much alcohol sloshing around in your belly. my friends and i would make fun of how disgusting you looked, with that beer belly hanging, beer dripping down your body from the plug in your ass, your face red from holding the position and the alcohol in your system
god, then filling you up from the other end once we get tired of seeing your disgusting holes up in the air. i'd station you in the bathroom and you'd kneel in front of the toilet for hours and hours as dozens of people filter in over the course of the party to piss down your throat. maybe you'd get a nice little shallow throat fuck here and there if someone is feeling generous, but honestly you'd already be so fucked up and you'd barely even notice. you'd be drunk and covered in sticky beer and piss (everyone else is drunk, too, and won't have the best aim). and as time goes on, your bladder gets fuller and the toilet is right there, but you know you're not allowed to use it so you just whine and beg for anyone who comes by to please let you piss, please please please...
until you're crying and squirming and you're gurgling every time someone shoves another cock down your throat, so i finally drag you out of the bathroom by your hair and set you up in front of the crowd for the main event. i spread your legs and reach around from behind you to hold a vibe to your clit. you probably haven't been given this kind of attention in ages, so you immediately tense up in surprise and moan and it hurts so good because now you need to focus twice as hard on not pissing yourself. and part of you is aware that there are so many people staring at your sloppy beer-soaked cunt and there might even be one or two phones out recording, so you try to squirm and cover yourself but i wrench your legs apart again and whisper in your ear that i'll let you piss if you spread your legs. so you whimper but comply and you feel your whole body flush with shame as your pussy starts dripping onto the table despite yourself. then the vibe stops and you yelp as your cunt receives a sharp slap. the squelch is obscene and the hit only makes your swollen bladder ache deeper. but i promised, so you keep your legs spread. i command you to thank me for touching your bucket cunt, and you do, in a shaking hoarse voice. i hit your cunt again and you moan out another thank you. over and over, i deal sharp slaps to your cunt, and you thank me through tears each time. by the end, your cunt is red and soaking wet. maybe a tiny bit of piss even eeked out, although deep down you know it's all just your arousal. then i press the vibe to your abused clit again and you cry out from the pressure as your abdomen involuntarily clenches again. one-by-one, each of the dozens of partygoers comes up to you, and i make you say, "thank you for using this urinal, thank you for pissing in my mouth, please piss in me again next time," to every single one, all while you're breathless and crying from concentrating on not pissing or cumming from the relentless vibe on your clit. your pussy clenches over nothing, and a few of the people give it another little smack before going on their way
finally, once you've thanked every person there, i tell you that you're allowed to piss, but only if you piss yourself right here, with the vibe still brutalizing your clit. at that point, any final shred of dignity or humanity will leave you as the pain becomes too much, and you'll moan like a bitch in heat while spraying piss everywhere. the release will feel better than any orgasm, which is good because once i see how much you like it, how your eyes roll back and you buck your hips and you drool down your tits, this is the closest thing you'll get to cumming ever again
