Rise of the TMNT Incorrect Quotes

T//cest/proshippers DNI They/Them, Very normal about funny turtles

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Leo: Do you know how to do a square knot?

Donnie: No I actually don’t

Donnie: What’s a square knot?

Leo: It’s the kinda knot you’d tie you fucking square!!

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Donnie: I have a 1:30 appointment

Raph: Which doctor?

Donnie: No, I want the regular doctor

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April: Mikey, I am questioning your sanity

Donnie: I never questioned it, I knew his sanity was missing from the start

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Donnie: I can't imagine what Leo is planning. But I can tell you two things. I won't like it and it won't be legal

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Leo: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Donnie: How can you still say that?

Leo: Because when things get tough, denial is all we have

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Raph: Thought I was meowing back at Mayhem for the past hour, but it was just me and Leo meowing at each other from different rooms in the lair

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Leo: I want a trip down memory lane.

Mikey, grabbing every warrior cats book he has and setting them in Leo’s lap: I heard you needed these?

Leo: YES! ALL OF THEM!

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Donnie, confused and exhausted: Raph, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?

Raph, also exhausted: Politely?

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Mikey: Did you just call me a shrimp you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!!

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Raph: Mikey just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe

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Donnie hasn’t slept for 72 hours and is smelling colors right now

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Mikey: They're speaking some kind of French

Leo: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish, it's the same thing

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Donnie: What is wrong with you?

Leo: Loaded question. Elaborate.

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Splinter: A boy dosen't dye his hair in that color unless he has psychological problems.

Leo, with blonde hair: MY HAIR COLOR HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY PSYCHOLOGY PROBLEMS!

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Raph, texting: Leo there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Raph: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Raph: Leo

Raph: Leo

Leo: Leo is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

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April: Can you keep a secret?

Cassandra: Do you know anything about my life?

April: No, good point.