Trashmuter Alchemist

Fullmetal Alchemist

[itsalwaysunnyinamestris]

[bunkey]

hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss

[normal-horoscopes]

DISSOLVE SOME STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE IT MAKES NAPALM

[peel-a-potato-with-a-potato]

Now hold on, isn’t that more science than magic? Or is there a lesson you’re trying to teach here about the two?

[normal-horoscopes]

POTION OF EXPLODE YOUR BOSS

[pandacea]

[thevastnessof]

Me: *shows up fifteen minutes late to the fma fandom and this meme with Starbucks*

( I can’t believe this terrible comic is the one digital art I’ve made that mom says she likes and she doesn’t even get the joke. )

[shegs]

[gulsuras]

roy: if you’re gonna be a state alchemist then i need to quiz you first

edward: ok

roy: what are the ranks of the military in order

edward: um captain

alphonse: lieutenant!

edward: clown

roy: wh-

edward: mega clown. i think that one’s you

roy:

edward: Bitch With Tetanus

roy: ………at least tell me what the highest rank is

alphonse reading off the palm of his hand: oh!!! the KFC guy!!!! Colonel Sandals

[humming-fly]

Lives well lived

[fbdnsmychsbsnd]

Typical banter.

[xcaptainbluex]

FMA + Text Posts (2/?)

Here’s part two to my FMA text posts!! :’D And regarding the Kimblee one, I have reblogged that text post to my Kimblee tag so many times that I had to include it on here.

[humming-fly]

like the shittiest phoenix i have risen once more from the ashes to deliver yet another collection of team greed doodles, this time featuring everyone’s favorite deadbeat dad - you can thank @incorrectfmaquotes for inspiring this set with the yelling quote

Previous Team Greed Nonsense: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 9.5 10

Bonus:

[miivahkiin]

kimblee screencaps met my kimblee pinterest board 2 - i’m at it again

some caps are taken from here and here. please follow them bc i love their blogs ok.

[carbon-thirteen]

For all the folks who left comments along the lines of “I’m surprised Greed didn’t turn his guard uniform into a tank top” on my other drawing

[cynicalkittycat]

u know when ur like 5?? and u and ur sibling start wondering what belly buttons do??? u know?????

1!!!  2!!!!

[humming-fly]

Join in if you’re girl positive but also ready to throw down

(i’ve been waiting for a good excuse to play with this style again and then remembered I’ve been sitting on this quote from @incorrectfmaquotes for almost two months)

[kyloren]

#when you pretend you don’t speak a language

[humming-fly]

high odds

[shegs]

Hey!! >:^|