The Patron Saint of Heelys

A robot dog that wished upon a star to be a real butch… may or may not be succeeding (it/they) Adult | art blog and other stuff | nsfw you have been warned | side blog is @the-patron-saint-of-heelys

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Sorry I can’t make plans for the summer just yet, I’ve got to see a friend about a dog boy.

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snippet of what I’ve been working on. we had… an Unexpected Adventure a few weeks ago that’s been marinating in my brain for a bit. for now though y’all get to see my stupid Stonehenge hat that I wear 70% of the time I go outside

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Deep cleaning everything at 2am and a scary podcast bc the detailed fleshy noises and wet/crackly stuff is reeeeeally good at keeping me awake 👍

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

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hopital

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Time to update the yearly chart. Thought a new format would help keep it looking nice as well:

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In retrospect dressing like my idea of a fictional rock alien with no canon appearance to chaperone a school event may not have been in my best interest.

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I Am Very Green

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In retrospect dressing like my idea of a fictional rock alien with no canon appearance to chaperone a school event may not have been in my best interest.

[seafoamsol]

These strange little creatures are quite the handful...

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

at this point transformers fandom needs to start an annual mechpreg zine lol (i call dibs on writing fic about rung)

They should!

[cybercybertron]

Don’t tempt us we may just.

[thefriendlypigeon]

❤️💙💛GRACEFUL💛💙❤️

⭐[my social media links]

[lillified]

[p12lysanderdelanne]

cool as fuck human tail gate

[tio-trile]

I had a sudden revelation while trying to see Project Hail Mary in Spiderverse's style in my mind

[woodsywarbler]

the game is nearly over + the hounds are at the door

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Fish fear Rocky, statement.

Inspiration under the cut:

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@stuffbyshelby2 I think about this tag like twice a day. There’s truly no better way to describe how he’s holding that thing. Grisping it indeed

[stacy-yarche-neba]

Eridians will deal with it