qu'est-ce que le fuck?

Rowan, 19, Scotland - astronomy student, pesto goblin, ball of stress and woe. I think about the origin of the universe in the shower and trip myself out on the reg.

[klubbhead]

[sephezade]

Bitch I sat here and waited like a dumbass!

[mellowhero]

I high-key hate this so much

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

bag of wees

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

weed

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

do not reblog this

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

I meant to say bag of weed

[majima-is-a-powerbottom]

I feel so validated right now

[fanonical]

we call draco the epitome of english upper class snobbery but justin finch-fletchley was literally going to eton before he got his hogwarts letter so

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

[chainsawpunk]

[busyandtired-deactivated2017100]

im not american, can someone explain what he did?

[progenyofworms]

Reagan was elected in 1980, around the same time that HIV began spreading and turning into a pandemic. Nearly 60,000 cases were reported with more than 27,000 dead before he even mentioned the disease in a major speech, during his second term.

His administration spent years pushing back on requests for funding for treatment and research. It’s impossible to know for certain, but if the disease had been aggressively studied and treated in the early years it might have been contained to a few hundred or few thousand deaths here in the USA.

Also he cut funds for mental health treatment and facilities, turning disabled people out onto the streets, the War on Drugs was cranked up to inner-city warfare, and the fundamentalist Christian “Moral Majority” that was his power base happily watched queers and black people and sex workers and homeless people die alone and scared.

Until Donald Trump was elected, he was the best example of an oblivious wealthy white person riding a wave of bigotry into the White House, and empowering that bigotry to a degree that cost tens of thousands of lives.

TL;DR, he watched us die and didn’t care.

[rainaftersnowplease]

Your yearly reminder that Ronald Reagan’s grave is a gender neutral bathroom.

[dopeybeauty]

the second disney movie no one asked for

[onyx-axe]

I’m asking

[blueboyluca]

Bob Ross gets it.

[dekutree]

girl: good afternoon

thirsty boyz: it is a good afternoon haha you are always speakin the truth that’s why i like you =) you’re not like most girls you always tell it like it is and don’t care about other people’s opinions. how are you so cool haha =) anyway i just wanted to let you know you’re a real cool chick you know that right? and you’re really cute btw haha =) 

[urfavemermaid]

the accuracy..

[gen-z-culture-is]

gen z culture is my science teacher making me take a slip of paper out of her “petri dish of positivity” because i told my friend that i wanted to die            

[borzoibabe]

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

[sam-winchester-cries-during-sex]

[kyraneko]

Keep in mind that there is almost always a third option, most especially when the person talking is vague about what, precisely, it is that you “won’t do.”

If it’s noodles, pour them on your sister instead of on her computer, or if the noodles are quite hot, pour them on her pillow or in a great spattering arc around her room.

If you have a supervillain at gunpoint and *they* say you’re “too good” and “won’t do it,” shoot them in the leg/foot or the shoulder. The former allows them to think they’re right while you lower the gun only to be confronted with sudden understanding and regret when you blow their metatarsals to kingdom come, while the latter is instant and avoids giving them even a moment’s satisfaction or any time to charge you while you’re lowering the gun to shoot them in the leg.

Door Number Three usually exists and is often your friend. Endeavor to cultivate awareness thereof.

[mixingmetaphorsoup]

Ethical dillemas are rarely reducible down to a clear binary.

[tom-hiddles-loki]

I don’t think they thought the description through

[booksfunquotes]

[softchad]

[we-kant-even]

business in the front party in the back

[stars-bean]

#how to be a grown-up

[hunkiest-hunk]

we were all thinking it. i just took one for the team.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs