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It’s a8out time I got around to gracing you all with a selfie.
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8lackxspot:
[Pvt]
Seriously???????? That’s gross.
I mean, I think you’re gorgeous too! 8ut that has nothing to do with you 8eing a jade! Some people don’t know how to put our old life 8ehind us.
I’ve heard some stuff a8out their past quadmates. I hope they aren’t pulling shit, 8ut chances are with clowns they TOTALLY are.
[Pvt]
Yeah It Really Is
!
Thank You
What Kind Of Stuff
I Assume Its Bad
8lackxspot:
@newdawning A8out the mime loser. I mean, it isn’t really any 8usiness of mine what happens to them, 8ut I still wouldn’t want someone to 8e taking advantage of that situ8ion.
I guess I just care too much. Your meddling is ru88ing off on me!
[Pvt]
I Wouldnt Be Surprised Honestly
They Honestly Seem Like A Total Creep
And Based On The First Time They Talked To Me A Bit Of A Creepy Jade Chaser
Im Glad You Care
It Really Does Prove That Theyre Wrong About You
Honestly I Dont See The Point Of This So Im Not Going To Keep Arguing With Someone Whose Mind Cant Be Changed
But If You Try To Hurt Her Youre Going To Have To Go Through Me
mdei:
ok hoe
@newdawning @newdawning @newdawning
listen to me. listen to me good. you is biased and in yo own blind-deaf-dumb bubble full of scorpion venom if you think a Serket can’t get her focus on while entertaining you.
First Of All Could You Please Explain How Exactly Im A Hoe
Second I Would Be Able To Tell Ive Been Able To Before
@chareevarie
She Was With Me When Whatever Seems To Have Happened To You Happened
Thats Her Alibi
eyesablaze:
[Pvt]
HUH
D1D SH3 S33M W31RD 4T 4LL? D1ST4NT?
1′M JUST TRY1NG TO K33P H3R OUT OF TROUBL3, OK4Y?
LOX T3LLS M3 TH4T SH3′S B33N CONTROLL1NG T4VROS TO SPY ON LOLLY THROUGH TH3 3Y3S OF TH31R P3TS, 4ND D1D SOM3TH1NG WH3N LOLLY’S D3F3NS3S W3R3 DOWN
[Pvt]
I Assure You All Her Attention Was On Me
That Story Seems Incredibly Implausable Honestly
You Shouldnt Believe Everything That A Creepy Mime Tells You
eyesablaze:
[Pvt]
@newdawning
H3Y, M4RY4M
VR1SK4 WOULDN’T H4PP3N TO H4V3 B33N W1TH YOU TH3 N1GHT LOLLY ST4RT3D 4CT1NG W31RD WOULD SH3?
[Pvt]
Yes Actually She Would Happen To Have Been With Me
Is One Of The Clowns Trying To Convince You That Shes Up To No Good Again
How so? Do you not live under a bridge?
Ew, that sounds fucking horrible. Sorry to hear that, acquaintance-o. I have to ask though, why the keyboard stuff? Why not just dye your hair a cool colour?
No We Dont Live Under Bridges Most Of Us Actually Live On Spaceships
Well Dying Ones Hair A Cool Color Isnt Really Advisable Because Our Society Is Largely Stratified Around Blood Color And Showing Off Another Color Outside Of Quadrant Tokens Can Be Taken As Getting Ideas Above Your Station Or Just As Weird
And Either One Makes It More Likely That Youll Get The Shit Kicked Out Of You
Damn, and here I thought the rest of space was a barren wasteland. Also, I thought trolls lived under bridges. What’s up with that? Is Alternia just a planet of angry bridge trolls? Sorry if that’s offensive, I haven’t talked to a troll in like two centuries.
Do you all do this? Are all of your keyboards just collectively broken as a right of passage? And if so, why didn’t you get one when you moved to Earth, unless the fact that it’s a barren wasteland destroyed every technological store it used to have.
No Im Pretty Sure Were Totally Different From The Bridge Ones
Yes We All Do It And No Its Not A Matter Of Our Keyboards Being Broken Its A Way Of Retaining A Sense Of Individuality Under The Rule Of Our Autocratic Government
You set your phone aside and turn your attention back to Vriska, muttering something in the vein of “Well That Was A Bit Uncomfortable”.
mdei:
that’s what i thought.
thanks fer this, beautiful. been a pleasure but i am a good clown. wouldn’t wanna perform and step on yo toes none.
been a pleasure, this lil chat. you seem chill.
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Alright
mdei:
ain’t got myself acquainted none with one of that name. if you anything like that other maryam bet you real pretty, real well put together. that right?
Thats All Subjective But Thank You I Suppose
mdei:
indeed i do.
lox. a pleasure meeting you. ain’t every day i get fresh meat talkin at me. kanaya, yeah?
Yes
Its Nice To Meet You Too I Suppose
mdei:
i just came out to have a good time and I am feeling So Attacked right now.
ain’t looking for shit wit yo presumptive ass. here to say hey, how’s it goin, chat a sister up. that a crime? :o)
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Okay If You Say So
So Youre Kurloz Correct
@mdei started following you
If Youre Here To Make Trouble And Start Drama You Can Just Leave