overthought and underprepared

rowan // they/she // 26

[oneheadtoanother]

[strange-aeons]

Father Strange, before you risk your life in the Dashcon 2 duel against the muppet joker, I must show you this

It's beautiful. Perfection. Kermit come to the dark side you would make suchhh a good emo

[sabrebash]

the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

[b0amagination]

@as-a-matter-of-whump + all my mutuals :DDDDDD

[cass-a-rollie]

oopsie~ o///o

Emeryne's crow friend, blueberry, flies to see her in the middle of winter. Thank goodness she's okay, it's so cold these days and- oops.

(also it's hard to tell but darcy/blueberry is carrying an acorn in her mouth that's stem is connected to another acorn, as a sweet gift of love)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

GASP

MAGIC CROW GIRLFRIEND

[windwenn]

Im so happy with how this turned out dont talk to me.....they are my good luck lesbians......*sobs*.......

[mystrothedefender]

My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

[mystrothedefender]

Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark.

[mystrothedefender]

This has become such a meme at work i just asked the store manager how her days going and she went awoo

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark.

Need this on a T-shirt.

[memewhore]

[kabillieu]

The commitment to the bit! The t-shirt that names the over-the-counter pain killer this man will have to take after this Oscar-winning performance!

[naamahdarling]

This is extremely funny, yes, but it is also unironically one of the sweetest things I have ever seen. 😭

[rellenah]

christina ricci on snl’s goth talk, 1999

[peachdoxie]

I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

[imsodonewiththissite]

Seen it, you say?

[briearesea]

[leviathan-supersystem]

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.

[leviathan-supersystem]

happy 10 year anniversary!

[august--and-everything-after]

[headspace-hotel]

This post.

This fucking post.

It is in some ways, the only piece of evidence I have that there was a time Before.

[insomniac-arrest]

I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!

And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like

and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.

Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.

[sqgworld]

The funniest thing about that is the fact that neuroimaging of elephant brains have proved that they think that we – humans – are cute in exactly the same way. They most likely want to squish and cuddle us the way we want to do with puppies based on the firing of their neurons.

[insomniac-arrest]

This is so important to me.

Actually hatebros, “survival of the fittest” means you have to make as many friends as possible in one lifetime. Naruto understands Darwinism better than you.

(These images are sourced from ethical places to interact with elephants)

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

reblogging for “Naruto understands Darwinism better than you”

[tubbbee]

this comment made me take psychic damage

[ohcorny]

to summarize: you have the moral backbone of a flatworm if your response every time harry potter comes up is to make it about your inability to give up a book

[honeylemony]

lets list how many brand deals JKR got this year:

Target Merch

Boxed Merch

GameSpot Deal

CinemaBlend Merch

Haribo Gummy Bears

New Shop in Chicago

Featured at Universals new Stella Nova location

Squishmallows collection

Starbucks Korea Collab

And this all was just on the first page of google.

How do you think brands decide who they collaborate with? Popularity. Media attention. Social media trending. FANWORK NUMBERS. ENGAGEMENT.

JKR literally depends on keeping Harry Potter in cultural memory, in people's nostalgia banks, trending on social media, in hashtags, Hogwarts houses in bios, everything. She depends on you keeping HP acceptable to talk about and acceptable to interact with. If enough people had treated it like the moral stain it is, she wouldn't have had the ability to take away trans women's legal personhood in court today. Fuck everyone still talking about or caring about Harry Potter, you are a traitor to the queer community.

[aydaaaguefort]

FUCKING KING

[joaniam]

Audio transcript: Crowd: Loud cheering Crowd, chanting: LOOT! LOOT! LOOT! Brennan Lee Mulligan: It's not looting if it was your fucking money to start with Crowd: BIG WORDLESS CHEER OF APPROVAL

[onewolfaday]

189. so... hot......

[youngtiffany]

TIFFANY YOUNG // harper’s bazaar korea