[rarerotic-deactivated20180205]

Stretch marks just mean the booty been doin' some growin' and booty growth is a lovely thing yo

[fiumebluecielonero-blog]

[rowing-all-day-long]

New followers

Just to let you guys know, I never look at blogs that follow me (I'm too lazy, it's not that I'm that far up my own arse), so if you have followed me and I haven't followed you back and you would like me to, just drop me a message and I'd be more than happy to check your blog out, at the very least!

[fiumebluecielonero-blog]

[keeponchasingthatmelody]

Please signal boost this for anyone that owns a dog, works with dogs or knows someone with a dog, this is SO IMPORTANT.

A lot of dog owners give their dogs peanut butter. It’s great as a treat given in small quantities and most dogs love the stuff. But PLEASE check the ingredients before giving it to your dog. There is a sweetener called XYLITOL, often found in chewing gum, dental hygiene products and it can also be purchased as a sweetener itself, and now they’ve started putting it in some peanut butters. It is EXTREMELY TOXIC to dogs and can be potentially fatal if not dealt with immediately when ingested by a dog. Check the ingredients, if XYLITOL is mentioned then PLEASE DO NOT FEED IT TO YOUR DOG! If you suspect your dog has ingested XYLITOL, which can often happen through dogs finding chewing gum in bags (they like the smell of mint), or if they do happen to have peanut butter containing it, call your vet straight away. I’m a dog trainer, I see lots of goods, but I also see the bads, and the last thing I want to see is dogs coming to harm because people are unaware of this so please if there’s one thing you do then reblog this or at least tell people about it. Thank you so much!

[edgebug]

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/xylitol.asp

THIS IS 100% LEGIT. Xylitol can cause a HUGE surge of insulin in dogs and in higher doses is toxic to their livers. Three grams of xylitol can kill a 65lb dog.

[rowing-all-day-long]

Had a pretty disappointing day at HRR to say the least :/ Brother's boat got knocked out by St. Paul's School - a respectable team to lose to, but disappointing nonetheless. It's a shame, because had the boys won today, they were pretty much guaranteed a place in the semi final on Saturday. Luck of the draw, huh :/ Alumni boat is racing in 15 minutes, keeping everything crossed for them.

[up2in2]

When Henley Women’s is 1500m and Henley Royal is 2112m

because the Enclosure areas are like

[funeralhome420-deactivated20141]

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

[palomaxread-deactivated20191210]

me: *doesn’t drink soda because it’s unhealthy* me: *drinks alcohol*

[laharl-sama]

[honeyycurl]

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

[twevara]

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

[shrinking-ulzzang-deactivated20]

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

[bootleg-firework-deactivated201]

This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

[starcrossedcherik-deactivated20]

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

[appropriately-inappropriate]

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

[bronzewitchhazel]

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

[goldenblackhawk-deactivated2022]

Wear your fucking seatbelts and keep your eyes on the road so you dont accidentally end someones life

[rowing-all-day-long]

Just a psa, from my hospital bed, post car crash.

[rowing-all-day-long]

Who just spent £350 on new club kit? That's right, I did!

[perfectpotts]

[rowing-all-day-long]

somebody come see the vaccines with me in November???

[evxlution]

The definition of bravery and being yourself

[raphaelscorpio]

Top 9 weird German words!

1. Fernweh (A person’s desire to explore the foreign and unknown. I actually didn’t know this word didn’t exist in english)

2. Weltanschauung (Quite literally the phrase “the way you look at the world” mashed up into one word)

3. Drahtesel (Very strange word for bicycle which actually means “wire donkey” when translated in english WTF)

4. Hüftgold (”hip gold”; A nice term for fat around a woman’s waist. Perfect for calling someone fat without using the word fat)

5. Glühbirne (A light bulb is called “glow pear” in german. Go figure.)

6. Schmetterling (Who wouldn’t call an animal as peaceful and fragile as a butterfly a “clangor-bird”?)

7. Purzelbaum (The german word for a somersault is “tumble tree”. Sounds very professional, doesn’t it?)

8. Innerer Schweinehund (Your “inner pig-dog” is what prevents you from doing the shit you actually need to get done instead of procrastinating)

9. Arschgeweih (A rather unaesthetic tattoo on a person’s lower back, just above the butt is referred to as “ass antlers”. Very fitting to be honest 😂)

[blackinwhitesociety-blog]