WHERE DOES MY MONEY DISAPPEAR TO it’s like hocus pocus I am brokus.

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Stranger Things
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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One Nice Bug Per Day
i don't do bad sauce passes
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@peanutbutterower
WHERE DOES MY MONEY DISAPPEAR TO it’s like hocus pocus I am brokus.
Homemade camera rig takes stunning close-up pictures of snowflakes
I swear snow is like some weird phenomena like aliens or something that shit is fucking art and you know it
This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%
my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.
This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.
let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.
the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control
shit
I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.
My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!
LOL men who shame makeup.
All your favorite fellas wear makeup. Everyone on television is wearing makeup. Iron Man is wearing more expensive concealer than your girlfriend.
THIS IS RELEVANT FOR ONLY TODAY IN THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY AND ITS FUTURE
Great Scott!
IT’S FINALLY HAPPENINGGGGGGG! -Ariel
Heart Vs. Brain: Funny Webcomic Shows Constant Battle Between Our Intellect And Emotions
HEART AND BRAIN IS OFFICIALLY MY OTP
@astrangedevice
After this week, Back to the Future will take place entirely in the past
A man has built Ogo, a hands-free wheelchair for his paraplegic friend (video)
OMG THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN FOR EVERYONE!
what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me
Van Gogh thought that too
That was so appropriate and needed.
Sometimes when I ask someone a question and they misinterpret the question, I just go along with it and don’t say anything because I don’t want to embarrass them.
One does not walk into the forest and accuse the trees of being off-center, Nor do they visit the shore and call the waves imperfect. So why do we look at ourselves this way?
_ Tao Te Ching (via davidmgallo)
This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different matter it could be a pancake someone threw real hard as long as you don’t know that’s what it is it’s a UFO
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
i always scout out my house first to make sure I won’t run into anyone on my way there and get that look and a lecture
I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers