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todays bird
Xuebing Du
Sade Olutola
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Cosmic Funnies
Andulka
Sweet Seals For You, Always
occasionally subtle
dirt enthusiast
roma★
almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor
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Today's Document
DEAR READER
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@rowwie
I agree that tumblr is objectively the best social media right now but we CANNOT let this go to our heads. If we act like this site is anything more than trash our hubris will lead to tragedy
tumblr really has gone full circle and now has a superiority complex again, it’s like pre-dashcon era all over again
Time is a flat fucking circle
girl in novel: hi my older brother who is 17 years old and popular, do you want breakfast ?
her brother: yes, remember when mom died when you were 4 and our dad is an alcoholic ?
The doorbell rings.
“I’ll get it!” My brother yells as my alcoholic father stumbles into the kitchen. He’s an alcoholic.
“Oh they must be here.” He grunts.
I freeze. “Who?”
“Your new owners. I sold you so I can pay for my alcohol addiction.” He slurs.
I start to sob.
“Hi.” Greets a booming voice, sending shivers down my spine. I turn around to come face to face with a tall figure. I gulp as Harry Styles cheekily grins back at me.
this post physically entered my DNA and rewired it via homologous recombination and now i have eczema
Harley Quinn in teaser for Birds of Prey (2020)
hawaiian shirt + dark bags under eyes is a good look… it says yeah i would really love to be carefree and relaxed right now but certain circumstances have made that impossible
she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath
why is that so fuckin funny
why can’t MY life be a 50k slow burn friends to lovers fic
Whos to say it isnt. u wouldnt even notice till chapter 17
“they’re going to ruin tom holland’s career” i don’t know how to tell you this but...he’s classically trained and you’re all going to have to start stanning theatre. it’s inevitable. ashes to ashes and dust to dust and all that business.
snail as old as slime
“The comedy my generation is building their entire personality and comedic taste around” starter pack
Every time i start a new vido game:
OH FUCK WHERE ARE THE SUBTITLES
Man, remember when we cared about our themes? I haven’t checked my theme in at least three years. Is the html broken? Has it been ripped to shreds by formatting changes? Boy I sure hope so. I want this shithole to be as inaccessible and ugly as possible
When Tumblr goes premium let's all use one account like netflix
