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number one rule of watching dsmp these are your ocs dont let the canon ending bog you down it sucks anyways. number two rule of watching dsmp there will be a hole in your heart where lmanberg once was and it wont go away

hiveswap

I am a hardened apocalypse zombie survivor and the dsmp is my lovely tragically deceased wife

hiveswap

if she got back up i wouldnt hesitate to put her back down but i'd have like, manpain about it

ashed13

I wouldn't. I wouldn't put her back down. I'd feed other survivors to her like Vision did with Wanda in WhatIf.

hiveswap

i havent seen whatif, wanda did what

hiveswap

see i would never think i could cure what was wrong with the dsmp. i dont think even the mind stone could cure what was wrong with the dsmp

nopeemi

sir hes broken in the head

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missed him idk

there were so few women on the dsmp that in their absence they had to reinvent misogyny to enact against some of the men

infizero

c!schlatt so misogynistic he wasnt content with hating niki he had to treat quackity like a woman just so he could hate on him

#crazy times #also resulted in some very ''shounen that has no women so the men end up getting shipped w each other'' energy

witheringheights

just realised i never posted this here...........strawp request from last year :-3

bowenoke

being a dsmp fan aged like fine wine into a subscription service where every 1-3 months it feels like someone comes and stabs you with 400 knives. and then you have to go to work

bowenoke

being a dsmp fan continued aging like fine wine into a subscription service where once or twice a year you are mailed a free ticket to the circus. you may not opt out. you still have to go to work

daenerys-targaryen

I want all of you to know when I say ‘heh?’ I don’t mean it in a ‘heh?✨💗’ type way I mean it like this

daenerys-targaryen

I want all of you to know when I say ‘heh?’ I don’t mean it in a ‘heh?✨💗’ type way I mean it like this

dsmpartarchive

royalarchivist

Phil: Oh, there's the Techno Memorial. This is really nice.

Quackity: [Gasps] That's sweet dude, that looks so nice. 🥹 Dude, I always look back on that clip of Technoblade– There's two clips I have with Technoblade that I absolutely love watching–

Phil: About the orphans?

Quackity: Yeah, he's like: "I'm the second worst thing to happen to orphans" and I'm like, "What's the first thing?" he's like, "Quackity. They weren't always orphans."

Phil: Yeah, that's a classic.