Im Roxas, Seriously I am XIII

20|He/Him|INTP-T|(My life is a Kingdom Hearts AU)

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Thanks

Kairi just called me a sweet salty asshole. 

just thought you should know

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pls no

So Marly wanted to show Hayner a picture of a puka shell necklace because he didn't know what it was and would definitely wear one and nobody wants that.

Larxene: Don't you DARE show him that or I will rip you a new asshole

marluxia: promise?

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DoNt WorRy iT's fOr SaFeTy

Larxene: I hid a knife in your car

Marluxia: WHat??

Larxene: for safety

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Extra

My favorite thing is texting Axel ONE QUESTION and getting an ENTIRE NOVEL as a response. Especially when halfway through it stops being about the question. 

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I WAS LOOKING THROUGH AN OLD SKETCHBOOK AND I FOUND SOMETHING MARLY TOLD ME TO DRAW AND I JUST

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NOMS BEFORE SCHLONGS

(Important things)

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On the consequences of revisiting past relationships/friendships that went bad. 

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FLUFLUFLUFLUnO

MARLY HAS THE FLU. MARLY haS tHE FLU. IF he GIVEs me the FLU I will Be VERY UPSet. IVE HAD IT ONCE AND I MISSED SNOWBOARDING WITH MY FRIENDS CAUSE OF IT.  

LArxene just came over and BLEACHED EVERYTHING. SheS The BEsT Best friEND i cOulD EVER ASK MaRLY TO HAvE. IM GLAD i can CouNT oN HEr to MakE SuRe MARLuxIA HAS IT TOGETHER. 

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Scythes

Me: *talking to Kairi* yeah, Marluxia uses a scythe as a weapon.

Kairi: WOW!

Marly: Yes, isn't it ex-scything.

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I don’t think it’s that much? Not since being laid out like this. There’s room for growth here haha. 

(a jacket, a long coat, a bag, a beanie, my skateboard (wheels too), two sweatbands and a bracelet, a bandanna, suspenders, and a comforter--then my checkered tongue piercing and earrings but I’m sure you don’t wanna see my tongue)

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Checkered

I got a tongue piercing two weeks ago!! I just changed it to a checkered one because i have a pattern obsession. 

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its good lotion

Marluxia got new cream that smells good. I know this because he called me over and told me to sniff his lotioned leg. It smells nice. 

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I mean either way its fine, they’re just drastically different jobs... well... probably not that different. 

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lololol a fine evening

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Remember that song “replay”? Yeah, Marluxia is just dancing in his room singing to that song and dancing. It’s a lot. 

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Exams are getting to Kairi. 

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Marluxia is savage #2

Some guy opened the door for Marluxia and instead of going through he opened the other door and completely ignored the guy. It was the most beautifully savage thing I have ever seen