I Dont Know Anymore

Slytherin. Bisexual. Chaotic Evil. Capricorn.

[campgender]

hot take: covers of “can’t help falling in love” by queer artists will always be better because the line “shall i stay? would it be a sin?” reaches its full emotive potential

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[cuervosolsticio]

Golden lipstick looks pretty angelic, don’t you think?

[leah-the-fbi-agent]

yeah i’m part of the FBI

F: Funny

B: Bisexual

I: Introverts

[space-marauder]

Happy Holidays From Hogwarts’s Mean Girls

[space-marauder]

[[ Essentially, this is the aftermath of Draco and Pansy discovering muggle Christmas music.. probably. XD ]]

[hogwartshousehabits]

Could you do a house stereotype Vs what the houses are really like? Thanks

Gryffindor Stereotype: 

Actual Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff Stereotype:

Actual Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw Stereotype:

Actual Ravenclaw:

Slytherin Stereotype:

Actual Slytherin;

[winkedy-wonk-deactivated2018082]

I love how the gryffindor is the only not serious one 😂

[elleeverhart-deactivated2024082]

Fuck, that’s me though

[nellyben]

I like how everybody is paired off haha

[larssonadam]

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

[itsacpsideblog]

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

[animentality]

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

[castiel--for--king]

[legotheeggo]

[arrghigiveup]

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

[sapphicflash]

@whoacanada NHL Bitty and Jack being paired up like this during a game

[deprofundisclamoadte]

wheres the fic where Clark Kent gets caught kissing Batman, and then gets hounded by the media every waking moment because “average civilian is dating Batman!!” and Clarks mourning the loss of his anonymity, meanwhile Bruce thinks its fucking hilarious, enjoy dealing w the press in both of your alter egos now, pretty boy, so Clark waits several months for the whole thing to die down before showing up as Superman to some party Bruce is attending and flying up to Bruce and going “paybacks a bitch” and just full on makes out with him in front of like a million reporters

[deprofundisclamoadte]

#imagine all the criminals trying to kidnap batman’s boyfriend and clark’s struggle to look like a Normal Human Man#‘yes you have definitely stabbed me i am very stabbed right now’ (x)

[quarterclever]

This is what Batman v Superman should have been

[asktheboywholived]

Are you ashamed to be a man? They are, after all, the most flawed of the races (other than orcs)

[asktheboywholived]

ARAGORN! Where the HELL have YOU BEEN? BED EMPTY, NO NOTE. MY FATHER IS FACING AN INQUIRY WITH GANDALF AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT. Lmao and tell Legolas to quit laughing. I know he’s there. Reading this. With his Elf eyes.

Aragorn: Fucking Elf Eyes. 

[asktheboywholived]

What's this? A ranger caught off his guard?

[kapitan5o]

What is this?

based on this post

Draco: …

@space-marauder as Draco Malfoy <3

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: The stars say the McRib will soon be back. The McRib wants revenge.

Taurus: All Tauruses are about 20% better at punching through brick walls than the other signs.

Gemini: Your collection of novelty stamped pennies is almost complete. The door to the Other Side will open as soon as you visit sea world in san diego.

Cancer: Laugh with the universe as you find your enemies impales on a wrought iron fence.

Leo: For safety reasons, all Leo’s will be required to announce their arrival in new rooms with a bugle. Bugles will be provided and can be located in the nearest ditch.

Virgo: Relax your shoulders. More.

Libra: Carpet armor is only effective against foot based attacks. You made a good choice, libra.

Scorpio: The stars say happiness will find you and hit you with a wrench until you tell them where the safe house is.

Ophiuchus: There are obstacles in your future. Literal hurdles. Hope you practiced your high jump.

Sagittarius: I could not receive todays fortune because the stars were making fart noises with their mouth and giggling.

Capricorn: A predator of sentient echoes lurks in the streets. Shut your ears.

Aquarius: Given other choices, your first car could have been an engine of war.

Pisces: Anything can become enchanted. Anything.

[hikarusullu-archive]

“The original script of The Road to El Dorado called for Miguel and Tulio to be lovers, calling each other “Darling” and such. Although the idea was eventually shot down, several scenes remain in the film where this is apparent.“

[wewereinfinitelywolfstar]

Like we always talk about Sirius’ dog traits and Peter’s rat traits…what about James? Does he freeze when he sees headlights? Does he have an affinity for salt licks? What do deer even do?

[vagueenthusiast]

Occasionally, Lily will walk in on him rubbing his head against the bedpost.

[wewereinfinitelywolfstar]

One year after James got Sirius a box of dog treats for his birthday as a joke, Sirius got James a salt lick for Christmas…

…neither of them say anything when they walk in on each other indulging in said gifts…

[vagueenthusiast]

A day or so later, Sirius was peeved to find that his half-empty box of dog treats had been pillaged, with only a few crumbs left behind.

At dinner that night, Remus ate much less than usual.

[wewereinfinitelywolfstar]

Peter just looks at all of them like they are crazy until they buy him a giant wheel of gormet cheese for his birthday and he nearly cries from happiness

[siriusblackfoot]

james suddenly decides to become a vegetarian around fifth year 

when he sees something strange, sometimes sirius involuntarily makes that little *boof* sound dogs make when they don’t know if they should fully bark

peter is actually the first of the four to grow any facial hair, just a few wispy blonde mustache hairs on either side of his mouth, right about where whiskers would be…

[angryslothqueen]

Okay but imagine them being outside for whatever reason and James is absentmindedly playing with the grass before he just picks it up and puts it into his mouth without even realizing why anyone is staring at him.

[wewereinfinitelywolfstar]

James: *chewing on grass*

Sirius: mate…the fuck?

James: *stops chewing for a second.* oh please, we all saw you bury that chicken bone from dinner the other day.

Sirius:…point taken…

Sirius:…wait…*eyes narrow. Growls* you saw?

Remus: *sigh* Sirius no one’s going to steal your bone…

Sirius: damn right they won’t. *gets up.* EVERYONE CLOSE YOUR EYES. NOW I HAVE TO MOVE IT!

[wewereinfinitelywolfstar]

James also wakes up literally at the crack of fucking dawn and it drives everyone insane

[asktheboywholived]

And poor Minerva never understood her inexplicable urge to hiss whenever the marauders entered the room.  

[wewereinfinitelywolfstar]

• Deer don’t sleep for extended periods of time. They dose. James is up and down all night. The marauders get used to it eventually, but it drives Lily absolutely crazy.

• They prefer to sleep against solid objects. James can’t sleep if the mattress is too soft and it’s not unusual to find him napping on the floor or propped up against the wall.

• everyone assumes Peter is the lookout during pranks, but Deer have an amazing ability to sense even the slightest danger. James was incredibly on Order missions.

• mature bucks assert their dominance by trying to intimidate others with constant eye contact. This has caused a lot of stare downs between James and Sirius, which usually results in the two of them wrestling each other because they are both too stubborn to back down.

He stares down others also. Peter always gives in right away. James never dares to stare Remus down.

BONUS:

Before mating, Does often play “hard to get” and make the bucks chase after them before allowing the bucks to “catch” them…

Ladies and gentlemen of the fandom, I give you Lily Evans.

[asktheboywholived]

Hot For Teacher

Remus: *turns away from the chalk-board to face his students, having completed the first DADA lesson of the year* 

Remus: I have a special lesson planned, and trust me, you’ll want to be prepared. Class dismissed. 

*the students buzz with excitement as they get up and begin to exit*  

James: *nudges Sirius* Hey, Snivellus has potions next, we’ve gotta hurry. 

Sirius: *unresponsive as his eyes drift to the front of the class* 

James: *snaps his fingers in front of Sirius’ face* Pads… Pads! 

Sirius: *absently* What? 

James: What the hell are you staring at–? *follows Sirius’ line of sight* 

James: Oh deer. *grin slowly spreads across his face*… Someone’s hot for the new teacher.

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