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@thefandomhoarder
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name
They supporting
just got back into gardening so iâve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big
am i the problem
op are you a hobbit
This sick bleach shirt I made. Something to showcase my undying love for prehistoric cave art.
Some of the bleach burned thru the shirt bc this was my first time bleaching anything ever, but it kinda adds to it.
(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)
When somebody shares a quote by a famous author like it's something the author personally said and believed, but you know it was actually spoken by a character you're not supposed to like... đ
one time I saw on Pinterest a cutesy little pink flowery image with the quote ââas soon as I entered the house, I had singled you out as the companion of my future lifeâ -Pride and Prejudiceâ and like
ladies that is a mr collins quote đ
My favorite example of this (not quite a character but a commonly misinterpreted quote) is Mary Oliverâs quote:
âHe is exactly the poem I wanted to write.â
Often quoted as if itâs romantic. But hereâs the thing
It was written by a lesbian. About a heron. She was writing about a large wading bird.
the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.
god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today
yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot
me immediately after hanging out with someone: was i Weird and Cringe. do i need to be imprisoned
oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly
My sister-in-law (husbandâs sister) was supposed to get married this fall but due to some immature/concerning behavior by her fiancĂ©, the wedding and engagement were called off. (I donât want to be too specific, but there were sudden red flags, followed by his sudden decision that he wanted to postpone the wedding months or years despite the fact that most of it was paid for already).
I explained the delicate situation to my mom, as my sister-in-law is letting the news get out by word-of-mouth from the immediate family rather than an awkward âunsave-the-dateâ. My mom obviously told my own family.
Apparently my dad was so angry by the behavior of this guy that in the lunchroom at work he made everybody listen to the whole story (censoring names and identifying details) and said âIâm not crazy, right? This guy sucks!â And then reported back to me all his different coworkers that agreed this guy sucks, as well as their variety of ages/genders to indicate widespread consensus.
Organically sourced AITA reddit thread.
I wasnât sure if my vibes about this post would come across over text but you all picked up exactly what I was putting down.
mice are having sex in my walls :(
the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled
@oyavaskiâ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????
never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are
you fucked those mice yourself
I fucked those mice myself
