I Am No Princess

My name? If you are here, you must already know it. If not, I'm afraid I must ask you to leave. ((Indie OC RP blog. Made as a pair to zed-na.tumblr.com Tracked tags: royalthievery FaceClaim: Ginnifer Goodwin))

[royal-thievery]

|| Open RP

“Who’s horse? This is my horse. What are you talking about? I have always had this horse. You must be mad if you have forgotten about it. Now, I must be going.”

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|| Open RP

“Yes, yes. This is very funny, but it will not be when whoever set this trap shows up to claim their catch. Now, please, help me down before they find us both.”

[royal-thievery]

|| Open RP

“Yes, yes. This is very funny, but it will not be when whoever set this trap shows up to claim their catch. Now, please, help me down before they find us both.”

[royal-thievery]

|| Open RP

“Who’s horse? This is my horse. What are you talking about? I have always had this horse. You must be mad if you have forgotten about it. Now, I must be going.”

[aniaprzybylko]

Dżun

[stolethesxn-blog]

        “As much as I’d love working with a          fellow thief, I’m not allowed to get an-          ything without it being offered or giv-          en to me. Besides berries.”

[royal-thievery]

“Why is that? Is it a curse or something of the like?”

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OutofCharacter:

I’m not going to use small text anymore, because I just realized it’s nearly unreadable with my theme, but I like my current theme. That’s all.

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zed-na:

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       “When people stutter and turn red at the         honesty it can be quite amusing.”

“That is true.  Now, what was I saying about the guards? Ah, yes! They’re all too serious, even though none of them are very good at their jobs. They have not even caught me yet.  I am not sure if that says more about my skill or theirs.”

[stolethesxn-blog]

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        “There’s a town to the west of here.          People are a bunch of pricks, but it          looks like they have decent food.”

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                               “Many thanks.  Would you like some help getting food? I have obviously not had time to catch any of my own, but if you worked with me, I could get us both a decent supper in that town.”

[royal-thievery]

I made my favorite a few of my muses on a dress up game I found because I’m eternally 10 years old.

In order, Princess AU Alivia, Oncia at a party or something, and Sylvia being her fabulous self. 

[stolethesxn-blog]

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        “Believe me, if that weren’t my only source          of food I would accept the ‘fingers keepers’          rule. But seeing as it is, give it back.”

[royal-thievery]

“Fine. Here. Take it. If I was the starving one, I would want whoever was taking my food to give it back. Now, where am I going to get something to eat?”

[zed-na]

( royal-thievery )

       “When people stutter and turn red at the         honesty it can be quite amusing.”

[royal-thievery]

She laughed “Very amusing, indeed.”

[stolethesxn-blog]

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        “Twat, jackass, stubborn mule, any of these ringing          a bell?”

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“How dare you! I found this, so that makes it mine. I am not being a ‘twat’ about anything.”

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Rude Starters

"I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it."

"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

"I see the screw up fairy has visited again."

"You are validating my inherent mistrust in strangers."

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."

"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."

"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid."

"I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."

"You! Get off my planet."

"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."

"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"

"You're not special."

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

"Oh I get it. It's like humor, but different."

"Aren't you a black hole of need."

"Sure I'll help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"If you have something to say raise your hand, then place it over your mouth."

"I’m too busy, can I ignore you some other time?"

"Don’t let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on its own."

"Have a nice day, somewhere else."

"You’re not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away."

"You are as pretty as a picture, I’d really like to hang you."

"Don’t believe everything you think."

"Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no-one caring."

"Here's some chapstick for all that butt kissing"

[stolethesxn-blog]

        “Or you could not be a huge twat           about it. That works too.”

[royal-thievery]

“I am not sure what a ‘twat’ is, but I do not belive I’m being one."

[90377]

[relative]

you’re berry sweet

[mss-mahogany]

Reblog if your muse would risk their life to save a loved one