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@royalbard
I need a partner that has like, a notebook they use to record measurements of every part of me and regularly inspects me to update. If you're like this genuinely, I will beg.
Tbh being treated like livestock too, that's also really good. Or a test subject. Something something the intimacy of being known in every facet or some bullshit
dangerously possessive ship ai who would like you to go to the medical suite. she definitely isn’t trying to give you bottom surgery so she can fuck you for realsies. she would never do that
the dragon is mocking you for your silly little skimpy armor
“oh its actually super enchanted im protected” girl your tiddies and thighs are out you’re so biteable
well yeah, i wouldnt be caught dead in any armor that rendered me unbiteable
yeah tumblr user teethseeker i believe that information about you
fucking your pokemon is hotter if its illegal
the thing about how the general understanding held by society is that pokemon can't consent, which makes it illegal to fuck them, is that if your pokemon comes on to you there's really sort of nothing you can do about it. you can't tell anyone. you have to go to urgent care and pretend those injuries are something else because you can't be honest with the doctor about what happened to you
inexperienced dragonfucker hooking up with a similarly inexperienced humanfucker and to be honest it isn't going super well for them because neither of them know what they're doing. they're not mad at each other but she's too tight and none of the angles they saw online are working
lowkey if i was a crime boss i would be feeding everyone to my pet snake i get why they're always doing that in movies. i bet it feels so good to watch someone get eaten by a snake
shhhhhh
never apologize for referencing the best* 1990s swing revival album on my post. this is a safe space for Cherry Poppin’ Daddying. we love and support brass players here
*closely tied with Big Bad Voodoo Daddy’s initial self-titled album, in my humble opinion
the cool thing about dating a therian is how petplay gets way more awkward the longer you date and the further she transitions
when you get together and she looks sort of like a scruffy puppygirl no one gives you a second thought because you live in a city and people are cool here. 9 months later, you will get stares when people see a sapient beauceron walking a human around on a leash held in her mouth. no one will get upset but it definitely is strange
dragons in love <3
it’s pride month so if a small dragon wants to use your body as a bed you have to let her because she’s gay (for you)
“domme using a trained dragon to train her sub” is still just about the hottest thing possible
contemplate if you will a very cute shy trans girl wearing a miniskirt and a pink bust harness, kneeling on the ground and obediently breastfeeding her domme’s dragons
petplay but the creature you would expect to be the pet isn’t
it’s very embarrassing to get dommed by a dragon smaller than you but consider that she’s really cute about it
More sluts need to go brainless when a tentacle shoves into their ear, why else do I have them if not to literally fuck my cute toy's brain and reprogramming it into whatever I desire
dragons being light and optimized for flying means a dragon of substantial size can lay on you without crushing you
*angry squeaking*
Christians will say "i wish she'd stop shoving her faggotry down my throat" as if that isn't a literal gift from god.
"she's shoving her faggotry down my throat" okay??? tilt your head back and relax your neck muscles then.
having a long dick is okay, having a thick dick is okay, but a long AND thick dick? girl it's not that fucking serious??? you don't have to destroy my pussy with your minmaxed dick???? stretching me out AND bulging me???? good fucking luck ever getting it to fit
the heroic dragon who represents all good in the world is kind of getting topped by the villainous dragon who represents all evil. they’re so cute together though
