Empress of Terrors

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fllghtless started following you

Hello. I’ve certainly made a few of these tonight.

My name is Ezerai Imerix, Empress of the Beforan Empire. And you are?

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applejuiceanddeadthings:

sometimes you need to be serious but not all the time

sometimes you need to have fun and act like a child

im too young for all of that so i stick to juice

juice is great anyway

yeah it is

her names lucy and shes the best good dog

In my case, it is, unfortunately, most of the time. That’s part of the reason I’ve joined this website.

Oh? How old are you?

Lucy. That’s the name of a good dog.

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applejuiceanddeadthings:

maybe you should start playing jokes to throw them off every once in a while

something funny that makes things less boring

warm baths and cold apple juice is great for me

its amazing what relaxing does

i guess so yeah

In some situations, perhaps. Though there’s some where I simply must remind them who they’re speaking to.

I prefer wine, but to each their own.

Truly. Stress is bad for the body in so many ways.

What’s the pup’s name?

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Why not start this blog off with a little bit of me?

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moodymoirails started following you

Congratulations. You get your own post.

My name is Ezerai Imerix, Empress of the Beforan Empire. And you are?

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xinzei:

My specialty is assassinations though most of my clients would be better off dead themselves. 

Ah, isn’t that usually the case? Most good people don’t wish others dead. Good people are uncommon.

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royalhorrors:

xinzei:

Original Name: Dirk Strider. I go by Thief on here however. 

An alias then. Would it be safe to assume that said alias is accurate?

Sort of. I’m like a black market jack of all trades. 

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Impressive. Any professions or favourites?

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xinzei:

Original Name: Dirk Strider. I go by Thief on here however. 

An alias then. Would it be safe to assume that said alias is accurate?

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royalhorrors:

@virpiisciis @xinzei

Hello, you two. For whatever reason, one of you seems to not exist to this website.

My name is Ezerai Imerix, Empress of the Beforan Empire. It’s a pleasure, surely.

Tumblr has a thing against hitman.

Hello yer majesty. I’m going to assume from the name Beforan that yer a troll, right?

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How bigoted of it. Shame.

Correct. What’s your name, dear?

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royalhorrors

I see. Do you have any idea of where this temple was?

NOT THE SLIGHTEST SHRED OF A CLUE. I KNOW IT WAS SOME CRUMBLING ISLAND ON EARTH, BUT WHERE IT WAS ON ALTERNIA IS A MYSTERY TO ME. TUNA BREATH SAYS HIS PEOPLE FOUND IT ON A MOON. SO THAT’S BEFORUS FOR YOU. HE THINKS. MAYBE. HE’S A LOT FLAKY, SO TAKE THAT AS YOU WILL.

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Not as enlightening as I’d hoped. Do you have a copy of it? I think I know a few people that would love to take a look at it.

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@virpiisciis @xinzei

Hello, you two. For whatever reason, one of you seems to not exist to this website.

My name is Ezerai Imerix, Empress of the Beforan Empire. It’s a pleasure, surely.

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royalhorrors

Hm. So, what is this “Sgrub” exactly? Besides a game. Where did you get it?

THAT PRETTY MUCH COVERS IT. IT ENDS THE UNIVERSE SO THE PLAYERS, IF THEY MANAGE TO MAKE IT THROUGH, CREATE A NEW ONE, WHICH THEY BECOME THE RULERS OVER. I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM ORIGINALLY. IT’S PROBABLY ETERNAL OR SOME OTHER EXISTENTIAL BS LIKE THAT. WE GOT IT BECAUSE MY FRIEND CODED IT FROM SHIT OUR OTHER FRIEND, WHO WAS A GHOST ALREADY, BY THE WAY, FOUND IN SOME OLD TEMPLE.

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I see. Do you have any idea of where this temple was?

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royalhorrors

Sgrub. That’s the second time I’ve heard of it. It has made you immortal, in a sense?

IT DID. THAT HAPPENED BEFORE I DIED. SORT OF. YOU HAVE TO DIE TO BECOME IMMORTAL, BUT YOU GET BETTER FROM THAT. I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANY GETTING BETTER FOR ME. I’M STUCK AS A GHOST UNTIL I FADE OR UNTIL MY UNIVERSE CATCHES UP WITH ME AND CONSUMES ME LIKE I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN PERIGEES AGO.

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Hm. So, what is this “Sgrub” exactly? Besides a game. Where did you get it?

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applejuiceanddeadthings:

thats super cool oh my god

yep im a human

oh was it boring and stressful

sometimes my dad goes off to work and comes home really stressed

baths are nice they help with a lot of shit

im not doing much besides petting my dog and watching a movie

Why, thank you.

Boring, yes. Not so much stressful. They happen frequently, so it’s basically just repeating the same speech until they sulk off.

They are. Of course, I live underwater, but there’s something about steaming water, sweet-smelling petals, and a good drink that relaxes me so nicely.

So you have a father and a pet. You’re half way to a lusus. Cute.

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royalhorrors

No. Not personally at least. I’ve heard of the undead, but not the dead speaking. Most undead aren’t even sentient.

So, how does a supposed ghost have access to the Internet?

I’M FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF SAND ZOMBIES. FORTUNATELY FOR ME, I CAME TO WITHOUT ANY DESERTS IN SIGHT. YADDA YADDA GHOST IN THE MACHINE. I’M ALSO A VICTIM OF SGRUB. IT SEEMS TO LET ME CONTINUE NOT ONLY EXISTING BUT ALSO CONTACTING OTHER PEOPLE. OR MAYBE I’M JUST IN HELL, AND THIS IS MY TORMENT.

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Sgrub. That’s the second time I’ve heard of it. It has made you immortal, in a sense?

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convertedgeneticist replied to your post: @succinctlysevered @famelicose-sanguine…

MY NAMES IT KARKAT, AND I’M SHIT AT PATIENCE, BUT LUCKY FOR YOU I HAVE NO SENSE OF TIME. THAT TENDS TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU’RE DEAD. OR AT LEAST IT HAS TO ME.

Excuse me; dead?

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YOU’RE EXCUSED. SINCE IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO STUTTER OVER TEXT, I’M GUESSING YOU MIGHT WANT TO INVEST IN SOME VISUAL AIDS INSTEAD. YES. D-E-A-D. DEAD. HAVEN’T YOU EVER MET A GHOST BEFORE?

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No. Not personally at least. I’ve heard of the undead, but not the dead speaking. Most undead aren’t even sentient.

So, how does a supposed ghost have access to the Internet?

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Why not start this blog off with a little bit of me?