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@xinzei
kindredconfectionery:
xinzei
Yes dad vampire. I made sure to eat slow to check if it’d fuck up with my stomach.
good boy. i’m glad to hear that.
How is it we have a mom vampire and a dad vampi-are you guys just....is this what vampires were always hiding? The need to parent everyone?
Karkat fucks with Dave just as much, y’know.
kindredconfectionery:
xinzei:
kindredconfectionery replied to your post: I am full of rice and slightly off chicken.
why are you eating slightly off chicken? that sounds unhealthy. stop that.
Beeeeeecause I’m cleaning out the fridge and I haven’t gone properly shopping yet for better chicken?
don’t get sick, or i will be very cross with you, young man. i didn’t get around to it is no excuse for food poisoning!
Yes dad vampire. I made sure to eat slow to check if it’d fuck up with my stomach.
kindredconfectionery replied to your post: I am full of rice and slightly off chicken.
why are you eating slightly off chicken? that sounds unhealthy. stop that.
Beeeeeecause I’m cleaning out the fridge and I haven’t gone properly shopping yet for better chicken?
I am full of rice and slightly off chicken.
errantstreetrat:
xinzei:
errantstreetrat:
good enough that you shocked me out of punching you
All according to kekaku.
youre a goddamn nerd
You love it.
errantstreetrat:
good enough that you shocked me out of punching you
All according to kekaku.
errantstreetrat:
thats weird hearing im so used to it being the other way around
anyway you totally stole the show the other night
ive never seen any of them genuinely blush before
You’re not an accessory to me. >I You’re the model material, not me.
Pft, guess I didn’t think I’d effect the other girls in the club. I was just tryin’ to fluster you…and your clients.
work wise i mean but youve totally stolen the spotlight on more than one occasion
the only person not looking at you was the guy that had been drinking since the club opened that night and had finally passed out
Ahah...I see.
Guess I did better ‘n planned?
errantstreetrat:
thats weird hearing im so used to it being the other way around
anyway you totally stole the show the other night
ive never seen any of them genuinely blush before
You’re not an accessory to me. >I You’re the model material, not me.
Pft, guess I didn’t think I’d effect the other girls in the club. I was just tryin’ to fluster you...and your clients.
don’t say “but sexuality is fluid” when a girl tells you she has no interest in men
If someone says this to you:
“Yeah but fluids solidify at low temperatures and you’re not that hot”
I know I reblogged this mere hours ago, but it’s so good I wanna do it again.
errantstreetrat:
xinzei:
errantstreetrat:
dunno whats so confusing here
I’m not the twin that gets the attention.
you did make quite the show babe
Well-YEAH but usually I’m your accessory.
errantstreetrat:
thank you babe
No problem.
errantstreetrat:
dunno whats so confusing here
I’m not the twin that gets the attention.
errantstreetrat:
xinzei:
errantstreetrat:
xinzei:
errantstreetrat:
not with these girls you dont
Not even flash stepping?
you cant escape a horde of determinded strippers dirk its just not possible
Wait the STRIPPERS want me to come back????
how often do you think their husbands randomly show up to join the show then toss them all the cash of fucking course they wanna meet you
????????
Uh. Okay then????
errantstreetrat:
xinzei:
errantstreetrat:
absolutely anything
last time we talked about the wedding it turned into a screaming match of me trying to get him to listen to any of the ideas i had and to not bitch about me shutting down some of his demands
Oh.
Shit.
I…
Maybe I should talk to him?
for the love of god please do
Okay. I’ll try.
errantstreetrat:
xinzei:
errantstreetrat:
not with these girls you dont
Not even flash stepping?
you cant escape a horde of determinded strippers dirk its just not possible
Wait the STRIPPERS want me to come back????
errantstreetrat:
not with these girls you dont
Not even flash stepping?
