What Happened

A co-dependent rp blog for a very distraught Karkat Vantas after a prank gone terribly wrong. Feel free to arrange online interactions via any web-accessible medium. Tied to ghostytrollcrow's universe.

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wanderingcherub

but it is not very firm!!!

AND YET YOU HAVE ONE.

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wanderingcherub

im one third snake karkat i have like…the bendiest backbone ever!

AND YET YOU HAVE ONE.

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nemorialex

An understandable action to take

Let’s say it’s out of (scientific?) curiosity. Unless you’re wondering how the subject was brought up, in which case I have no idea

THE LATTER, SO IT SUCKS TO BE BOTH OF US, I GUESS. SCIENTIFIC CURIOSITY IS ACTUALLY REASONABLE. IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE'S BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY CURIOUS IN MY DIRECTION, BUT AT LEAST THEY HAD THE GLOBES TO COME OUT AND SAY IT.

SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO THESE DAYS?

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wanderingcherub

o.o….uhhhh…

n-nevermind!

COME ON, JADE. WHERE'S THAT BACKBONE? I EVEN PROMISE I WON'T PUNCH YOU.

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@nemorialex replied to your post: WHY DO RANDOM PEOPLE CARE IF WE HAVE NIPPLES?

First of all, Hello. Secondly, is it really all that surprising to find this conversation here?

HI, ALEX. I SUPPOSE NOT. BUT I AM STILL GOING TO SHOUT MY QUESTION INTO THE VOID ANYWAY. 

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@wanderingcherub replied to your post: WHY DO RANDOM PEOPLE CARE IF WE HAVE NIPPLES?

i dunno im just randomly curious! can i…?

CAN YOU WHAT? YOU NEED TO BE VERY SPECIFIC WITH YOUR WISHES, JADE. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU CAN ELLIPSIS JUST FINE, BUT IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO DO, I'M GOING TO REQUIRE YOU TO SAY IT.

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WHY DO RANDOM PEOPLE CARE IF WE HAVE NIPPLES?

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royalhorrors

I see. Do you have any idea of where this temple was?

NOT THE SLIGHTEST SHRED OF A CLUE. I KNOW IT WAS SOME CRUMBLING ISLAND ON EARTH, BUT WHERE IT WAS ON ALTERNIA IS A MYSTERY TO ME. TUNA BREATH SAYS HIS PEOPLE FOUND IT ON A MOON. SO THAT'S BEFORUS FOR YOU. HE THINKS. MAYBE. HE'S A LOT FLAKY, SO TAKE THAT AS YOU WILL.

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royalhorrors

Hm. So, what is this “Sgrub” exactly? Besides a game. Where did you get it?

THAT PRETTY MUCH COVERS IT. IT ENDS THE UNIVERSE SO THE PLAYERS, IF THEY MANAGE TO MAKE IT THROUGH, CREATE A NEW ONE, WHICH THEY BECOME THE RULERS OVER. I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM ORIGINALLY. IT'S PROBABLY ETERNAL OR SOME OTHER EXISTENTIAL BS LIKE THAT. WE GOT IT BECAUSE MY FRIEND CODED IT FROM SHIT OUR OTHER FRIEND, WHO WAS A GHOST ALREADY, BY THE WAY, FOUND IN SOME OLD TEMPLE.

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royalhorrors

Sgrub. That’s the second time I’ve heard of it. It has made you immortal, in a sense?

IT DID. THAT HAPPENED BEFORE I DIED. SORT OF. YOU HAVE TO DIE TO BECOME IMMORTAL, BUT YOU GET BETTER FROM THAT. I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY GETTING BETTER FOR ME. I'M STUCK AS A GHOST UNTIL I FADE OR UNTIL MY UNIVERSE CATCHES UP WITH ME AND CONSUMES ME LIKE I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN PERIGEES AGO.

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royalhorrors

No. Not personally at least. I’ve heard of the undead, but not the dead speaking. Most undead aren’t even sentient.

So, how does a supposed ghost have access to the Internet?

I'M FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF SAND ZOMBIES. FORTUNATELY FOR ME, I CAME TO WITHOUT ANY DESERTS IN SIGHT. YADDA YADDA GHOST IN THE MACHINE. I'M ALSO A VICTIM OF SGRUB. IT SEEMS TO LET ME CONTINUE NOT ONLY EXISTING BUT ALSO CONTACTING OTHER PEOPLE. OR MAYBE I’M JUST IN HELL, AND THIS IS MY TORMENT.

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convertedgeneticist replied to your post: @succinctlysevered @famelicose-sanguine…

MY NAMES IT KARKAT, AND I’M SHIT AT PATIENCE, BUT LUCKY FOR YOU I HAVE NO SENSE OF TIME. THAT TENDS TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU’RE DEAD. OR AT LEAST IT HAS TO ME.

Excuse me; dead?

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YOU'RE EXCUSED. SINCE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO STUTTER OVER TEXT, I'M GUESSING YOU MIGHT WANT TO INVEST IN SOME VISUAL AIDS INSTEAD. YES. D-E-A-D. DEAD. HAVEN'T YOU EVER MET A GHOST BEFORE?

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wanderingcherub

awwww but i need SOMEONE to be my good sense. i dont often have it. :P

GET YOUR VAMPIRE MAFIA BUDDY TO DO IT. MY QUOTA ON JADE WATCHING NIGHTS HAS BEEN FULFILLED.

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specterebus

…oh I see you meant literally hm

Despite this being a fairly unique problem it’s somehow incredibly relatable

I DID. ARE YOU ALSO DEAD, OR IS YOUR LACK OF CORPOREALITY CAUSED BY SOMETHING ELSE?

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wanderingcherub

never ashamed mwahahahaha.

awwww and here i was going to ask legion if they had another party to throw. maybe take a visit to desire’s circus. :3

SUIT YOURSELF THEN. I’M UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO BE YOUR CONSCIENCE OR GOOD SENSE IF YOU DON’T WANT TO TAKE MY ADVICE.

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convertedgeneticist:

YEAH, SURE. I’M KARKAT BY THE WAY. I DON’T HAVE ANY CURRENT PICTURES OR PIERCINGS, BUT YOU COULD THROW AS MUCH THROUGH ME AS YOU WANT ANYWAY.

I figured as much I’m BC

Why “through” you though

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SINCE I'M NOT IN MY HOME BUBBLE, I HAVE TO PUT EFFORT INTO BEING A SOLID, AND FRANKLY I DON'T GIVE ENOUGH SHIT TO DO SO AT THE MOMENT.

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it has stopped being cold. :O

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THAT'S A TERRIBLE JOKE, AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR EVEN ENTERTAINING IT. JUST STAY AWAY FROM ANY OF THE HELLIONS, REGARDLESS OF WHAT BODY PART THEY'RE EMULATING.