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lleslies:
Leslie smiled politely at the stranger who was trying to hit on her before spotting and making eye contact with someone she knew across the room. “Help me,” Leslie mouthed.
Margo swallowed and gave a small nod to herself. She could do this. Balling her fists and walked over to where Leslie was. “I have the ability to make you kiss your own ass in 3 different ways so, I would back off.”
reallyroslyn:
“Yes, I’m alive. No, you probably shouldn’t be happy to see that. Let’s just move the fuck on and discuss why you’re here, yeah?”
“ Uh... Gramps said I should help out... “
sebholbrook:
“Listen, there is no way that Scorpius and Albus were not at least a little gay for each other!”
“ They were the only good thing about that book. Scorpius is just too cute. “
vibhandari:
“I think I’ve seen it before. What’s it called? Sounds actually amazing, to be honest.”
“ Bubble tea, I think. It’s so good! It’ll be a date and we can pretend we’re just normal kids. Or something. “
hmwinston:
“I don’t think your dad is ever gonna go out of business. Maria’s is just too good. Precisely.”
“ Hey, who knows? The collective populace might one day acquire a hatred of good, wholesome baked goods. It could happen. “
t0mster:
“Hey! I actually like this uniform, and I think guys and girls do too.”
“ Guys and girls like your uniform? you sure? “
@royalmargo: Does anyone want to help me out in the bakery? Usually mum helps but she's down in Louisiana helping her foster parents with the flooding...
@royalmargo: I'll pay in free baked goods and dad jokes from my dad!
smhellafay:
“Nope. It’s too late. You can’t turn back now, my friend.”
“ Caaaaan we change the deal to a million over the course of my existence that way I don’t have to spend a week straight making cupcakes? “
iris--gray:
“Sorry, I was being totally unclear. I believe in haunted houses, I just don’t think when you pay money to visit a “haunted” house and everything creaks and the lights flicker that it’s really because of ghosts. I think that stuff’s rigged.”
“ None of that happened. They told s the history about the places, what happened there, and then a bit about the ghost that’s supposed to haunt said place. “
smhellafay:
“Be optimistic, Mango. It might take you a while – but a million cupcakes is doable.”
“ Can I change my answer and say I don’t want to make a million cupakes? “
t0mster:
“You’re right, how could I be such a fool. Would you mind if I copy your idea and get the same thing?”
“ Pink gel manicure with glitter? If you want. It would bring a pop of colour to your bland uniform. “
jaslynhxdson:
“Ooh, yeah I probably should get a job, too. Damn. I don’t know. Whichever ones I need to.”
“ If it make you feel any better the job is just helping at the family bakery and I’ve been doing that since I was like 9, so. -- And you don’t remember the classes you signed up for? “
damnitblake:
“ I don’t appreciate your aggressive behavior, you’re triggering me, Margo. “
“ I’m not over compensating, you’re oversighting your failure of dictionary words. Uncultured mean’s not characterized by good taste, manners, or education. Being sloppy, has to do with manners. Being stupid, has to do with education. Therefore, your past statement, was racist. “
“ I was asking a question, don’t read too much into it. “
“ I can’t be racist against a species... Listen, I have to go to work and you’re about to make me late. “
vibhandari:
“Yeah. Tea sounds good. I could really go for some tea. Where to?”
“ Yay! Okay, there’s this really good bubble tea place downtown. It’s by the movie theatre. They have fruit AND milk tea! “
damnitblake:
“ What can I say. I rather not sit through three hours, listening on how white men became so privileged. It’s boring. “
“ Also, dog’s are already perceived as stupid, sloppy, animals, so you, calling me uncultured, is the equivalent of saying all black people love watermelon. R a c i s t. ”
“ Then what do you consider cultured? “
“ Hardly. Someone just got his feelings hurt. Being sloppy has nothing to do with culture. You’re overcompensating now. “
eddierolkins:
“I mean, it’s pretty much how it works sometimes, especially if people want to get rid of something after hours. They just leave the boxes and we take the stuff. It’s easy. But there’s also a lot of crap in there, not much to sell. I could lift silver lamps just fine. Can you just–grab that box over there? Please?”
“ Ew, but that’s so rude. Don’t they want to get paid for their trash? They do get paid if they give you something cool, right? Because my mum has a cat that’s pretty much an antique. -- I’ll lift it as long as it’s not heavy. Also, if I break a nail, you’re fixing it. “
damnitblake:
“ It’s boring. And that’s racists. “
“ You have no taste. And no, it’s not. “