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royalmatthewbomer:

I wanted to be a little insulted when my sons woke me up giggling yesterday and wished me a Happy Mother’s Day. But they looked so proud of their joke I just did not have the heart. And hey, I got breakfast and cuddles in bed. I decided to blame the Ex and took the little monsters to the zoo. I hope you all had a wonderful Sunday?

Well, I mean when you don’t have a mum -- you gotta celebrate it with your parents, right? I don’t think it’s a bad thing, at all. My Sunday was pretty good, did nothing. It was great.

jensmrsn:

Well, my first Mother’s Day was truly inspired! I got to spend it hanging out with loved ones and truly being spoiled with my little blossom. It’s a day I’m not going to forget any time soon. Happy Mother’s Day to all the mamas out there!

Happy mums day to you, Jen. I can’t believe my best friend gets to celebrate that as a mama. It’s insane! How were you spoiled? Give me the details.

royalhardy:

I swear to god if one more person asks me about Venom I may scream. I”m totally fine being asked how was it to film or play an iconic character like Eddie but if one more person asks me where we are taking the film or things I can’t reply to I may snap. Hi I”m Tom Hardy and I’m thankful I had movers move all my shit into my house before I got here so I can take a long ass nap.

So -- in what direction are you taking the film? We just have to know. Give us some info, man. I’m Rose, nice to meet you.

royalpeacekeeper:

Alright you guys, it is time for our 15 year anniversary party back at my place! We have drinks, pizza, cake, ice cream, music, games and a lot more! There’s another sort of smaller anniversary that we’re also celebrating while we’re here in a way. At the end of this month, it will be two years since we moved into town! Can you believe that? I’m not gonna lie, we were a little terrified by the idea at first— bein’ so far away from home, but you guys opened your doors to us and made all of us feel welcome here. So we wanted to thank all of our friends for making us feel right at home. I love you guys!

What is celebrating 15 years? I’m a little confused and feel like I’ve only got half the conversation but free food and alcohol is always a winner in my books. Being so far from home isn’t that bad -- you’re still closer than I am to my home country.

jensmrsn:

And, I am very grateful that you managed to keep my little blossom alive, you are great at this Aunt Rose stuff. Maybe you won’t need a cock-blocking device, you can just borrow mine. It might go back to normal but, I don’t know about how it would feel. Who am I going to try that with…? It’s not like Colin’s game anymore and everybody else here is taken or not interested.

She’s so cute when she’s not screaming the house down. So I’m impressed that you do all of that by yourself. I don’t need to borrow one, either, thank you. I don’t know either -- that’s something you gotta figure out on your own, Mozza. Me, obviously. Okay, I’m kidding. But Colin and everyone else is a fucking idiot. Not that taken ones but everyone else. Cause you’re a fucking catch.

jensmrsn:

I don’t think Arielle would want me to have another love life, you know babies have this sixth sense - whenever their parents are being intimate, it’s kind of like nature’s best cock-blocking device; they just cry out. I don’t know if it’s about the lube, this is embarrassing. I feel like I won’t feel the same. She can’t be that bad! Did you let her sleep every 40 minutes or so?

I don’t know babies -- at all. But with help I did manage to keep your one alive, so there’s that. I don’t need a cock-blocking device. Babe, your everything goes back into place. It’s like an elastic or something -- takes a little time to do it but it does. At least that’s what I’ve been told. But I guess until you feel confident enough and at least try, you won’t really know what it feels like. I think this is something you should talk to Ginny or some other mum about. They clearly know what’s going on.

jensmrsn:

I believe that was when we were both enjoying a fruitful sex life. To be honest, now I can’t even think about sex and I start breaking out into hives - the thought of being intimate with someone just makes my insides want to close up shop. Yes, a tiny human life, who keeps me awake at night and zaps away my life! But I wouldn’t have it any other way now.

You could get one again. Just seduce your man and it’ll be fine. use lube if you need to -- no shame in that. You can get all sorts of different ones. Do we have to go shopping? I think you just gotta break the dry spell. The fear of something is bigger than actually doing it. Tell me about it. I don’t know who’s more grumpy because of the lack of sleep. Me or Arielle. Me looking after her has just confirmed even more that it’s nice to be able to hand them back. I don’t know how you do it.

royalprincessdrew:

April showers bring May flowers and I am trying to decide what kind of flowers, shrubbery, and everything I want for the house now that the ground is really ready for planting after the Winter months. What are your favorite flowers and plants every Spring?

Uh, I’m going to go with roses. For obvious reasons. Yellow ones in particular but I’m not really sure about the whole planting thing and when it’s best to do that for them.

jensmrsn:

Well, yes and thank you for sharing that tidbit, it was just what I wanted to know. Well, you and he are a good match, it’s really nice to see you being so happy. When I really start working again, she’ll be old enough for formula, or I’ll just make sure that there are enough bottles I’ve pumped. Sorry, it is weird.

You used to tell me about your sex life so now I’m just giving it back to you. You’re welcome. Thank you. He does make me really happy. And it’s good that you two get along, too. Need my best friend and best guy to. Hey, you’re giving a tiny human life. That’s all we gotta think about.

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jensmrsn:

I can see why you’d keep George around. That’s a handy tip to learn, thanks! I’m going to keep that in mind for future reference. Yes, I think she’s still too young for formula, maybe in a few more months, I’ll start her on that but, while I’ve got an endless tap of free, nature’s best, she may as well have that.

Plus he’s good in bed, loves me for who I am -- and all of that cheesy stuff. I don’t know how I got so lucky but here we are. I think as long as she’s latching on then you’re good to go -- until you really start working again. That might be a different story. It’s weird talking about your boobs like this.

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anythingalexturner:

Move to Louisiana, I said, it’ll be great, I said. What a great load of bullshit! First, that flight, never again. And secondly, if I’d of know I would have a rent full of ants, I wouldn’t have bloody bothered. Whiskey anybody? I heard it’s a great stress reliever.

You’ve got no one but yourself to blame, dude. Should have done more research or something cause some of the places here are pretty awesome. Guess you just got shit luck.

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jensmrsn:

That’s just what babies do, besides, she needed feeding and changing. Sometimes, I still can’t believe you rely on him when there are kids around. I know you secretly like holding a baby, Rosé, you don’t have to lie to me. We haven’t tried formula yet, so let’s not. You still need my boobs.

Yeah, I don’t do changing diapers. That’s something I’m going to avoid for the rest of my life. I’m sure that you’re going to get great at it, though. What? He’s great with kids and babies. Why wouldn’t I rely on him? If worst came to worst -- then I’d use it but alright, mums know what’s best for their kids.

jensmrsn:

Well, Arielle took a shine to her Aunt Rose, or should I call you ‘Aunt Rosé’…? I feel like that would be more fitting with the wine stuff. We are…. Will that suffice? Have fun with that, you would need my breasts for that!

She did? I thought she hated me since she wouldn’t stop crying. Next time I look after her -- I’m bringing George. He’s so much better at the baby thing. Yes, call me that. She’ll be so confused as to why I’m named after a wine when she gets older. I can get formula, it’ll be fine. I don’t need your boobs.

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