silver lining

We were born sick, but I love it Gregory//24

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[officialcrow]

i hate this so much

[blonded004]

STOP

[royalpaininyourass]

Are we Really going to call me out. When Christophe, who is terrible and also horrible, exists? He:

Worked for me and Pissed in my Office

Replaced the Mayonnaise on my sandwich with Not Mayonnaise

Ate food court leftovers out of the garbage

Hardly ever did his actual Job

Is Disgusting All Around

Dug a fucking Dirt Kingdom in my basement

Flooded our neighbor’s house doing this

Harassed my Attorney into dropping me as a client and then quit her job

Convinced me to try and overthrow a restaurant's class system

Stole my Garden Gnomes

Broke my bathroom door

Regularly insults my cooking 

Regularly insults me

Smells like death

Never bathes unless I make him

Doesn’t own a toothbrush

Is probably the reason I suffer from chronic migraines

Plotted to literally kill our son’s boyfriend

(Not Intended to be a Complete List)

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since Gregory is never online I can tell everybody all of his embarrassing secrets

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he cries in church

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he had be bring a gun on our hotel on Valentine’s Day because of his massive gun kink

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one time I called him grego right when he was about to cum and he still did it

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he started carrying around hot sauce because of Beyoncé but he can’t have anything spicier than a bell pepper

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speaking of, he loves Beyoncé . I don’t know why he’s embarrassed by that.

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he calls his mother mummy

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he held a funeral for me before I was dead and I went to it

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Miranda didn’t want to eat his weird healthy dinner once and he cried

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this

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he thought he was going to have an affair with one of his professors in college

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HE THOUGHT A BUKKAKE WAS A JAPANESE MEAL

[royalpaininyourass]

We’re getting a divorce

[royalpaininyourass]

Tumblr is really a toxic, dirty place and I don’t want any part in it thanks for following me but my Husband has just proven that I don’t need this sort of negativity in my life anyways it was nice meeting you all bye :)

[royalpaininyourass]

My husband’s hobbies include digging holes and raising teenagers in our modest house as his own.

[royalpaininyourass]

where is myhusband

[royalpaininyourass]

You can’t make me do anything.

[royalpaininyourass]

Don't ever touch me again I'm leaving I'm going to enjoy my bath abd my wine alone

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i think the furthest i got with gary was jerking him off. we might have fucked, i can’t remember, but it was fucking hliarious 

[royalpaininyourass]

WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU TAKING ABOUT. WHAT.

[royalpaininyourass]

I did not hit that twat with my car

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[realitytvgifs]

goals

[royalpaininyourass]

I didn't mean to publish that ask I hate this life of failure

[royalpaininyourass]

Give it a rest, pal

[royalpaininyourass]

your ass is perfect and it's nothing to be fucking embarrassed about you ridiculous twat. who cares, you can get new fucking slacks. You like to shop for the clothes anyway, and you were too skinny before. I love your ass. I love it, and now there's more to fucking hold onto, at least. Good. Good. i love you. stop being so silly.

I just wabt to be skinny like secondary school

[paladitz-deactivated20180530]

watch the queer vegetarian in his natural habitat… (video of gregory judging all the clothes in jc pennys)

[royalpaininyourass]

dirtscum:

flowergag:

gonna fuck the tree from pocahontas 

The tree also hates white boys and also cannot consent as she is clearly senile. Not to mention a tree and also a spirit? What the fuck is wrong with you. She’s not even one of those sexy trees. You know the ones I mean. Didn’t you read what that other kinkshaming asshole said? You can’t fuck the ancestor tree. Give it a rest, pal

[royalpaininyourass]

Don’t be nice to me while I’m emotionally compromised

[dirtscum-blog]

what’s wrong. why are you unhappy. i will destroy it from this earth?? please be happy, get out of the bath