royaltentacle & friends

This is a fantroll ask blog for roytalTentacle (RT), enchantingKitten (EK), and

[royaltentacle]

M!A *Suddenly, imps invade EK's hive*

[royaltentacle]

EK: purr~ puurrr~ puuuuurrr~ puurrrrrrr~ puuuuurrrrrr~ puurrr~

[royaltentacle]

RT: I must admit, this new planet has become rather lonely, despite the population continuously growing. As a High Blood I have been tasked with great responsibility - I hear that I will be asked to undertake a wiggler or two to raise, as we are unable to restore the Lusus race. I believe your humankind calls this being a parent? EK is just like a wiggler herself, and I'm not sure if I will be able to take on this task of raising Wigglers... They get on my nerves! I hope to hear from you soon...

[royaltentacle]

=> Be the pink haired girl.

You are the MACROSS FANDOM and have been around for THIRTY-ONE YEARS. People get you MIXED UP WITH THE GUNDAM FANDOM, which annoys you a lot. You don't seem to have a large fandom on Tumblr, but the fans you do have seem to adore you. There have been MANY FACES over the years, and you are known for your CATCHY IDOL SONGS and VALKYIRE BATTLES IN SPACE.

=> Sing a song.

Why would you do that? There are no giant mecha machines battling and you are not in a concert. Don't be silly.

=> Introduce yourself to the HOMESTUCK FANDOM.

You introduce yourself to the HOMESTUCK FANDOM and are unsure of how you feel about them. Could they be the HERO of your SPACE SOAP-OPERA and possibly WIN YOUR HEART?

=> Do a costume change.

You CHANGE YOUR COSTUME and take on the look of one of the other GREAT SONGSTRESSES OF THE GALAXY.

=> Now sing a song?

No, it isn't time! You have to PROVE YOUR LOVE TO YOUR HERO!

=> Costume change again and prove your love.

You change your costume and prepare to prove your love.

=> Tell the HOMESTUCK FANDOM that you love them.

You CLUMSILY STUMBLE INTO YOUR HERO and PRETEND TO BE SCARED.

=> It doesn't look like he likes your advances, give up?

No. You COSTUME CHANGE AGAIN and TRY IT ONCE MORE. Sooner or later he will give in to you, right?

=> Why not sing him a song?

What a BRILLIANT IDEA!

=> Sing song.

You sing THIS song, hoping to CONVEY YOUR FEELINGS.

[royaltentacle]

=> Be the dude with the lost shoe.

You are the SUPERNATURAL FANDOM and you are sick and tired with this shit. You're not really good at making friends, and yet SHERLOCK and DOCTOR WHO seem to get along pretty well with you... You guess you can call them friends.

Your strife specibus is BOOKKIND and you use your trusty DEMON HUNTER'S MANUAL to produce useful DEMON HUNTING WEAPONS for whatever the occasion calls for.

=> SUPERNATURAL FANDOM meet the HOMESTUCK FANDOM.

Is that a demon?

=> Throw HOLY WATER on the HOMESTUCK FANDOM.

You throw HOLY WATER on the HOMESTUCK FANDOM, but they don't seem to be demons - they're just wet now. You explain that you DON'T TRUST ANYONE BUT FAMILY, but don't apologize because you honestly thought he was.

=> Listen to awesome 80'S ROCK MUSIC.

You pull out your iPod and start to listen to some kick ass 80'S ROCK MUSIC. It reminds you of your DEAD FATHER and makes you have some serious feels.

=> Be a man. Don't shed tears in front of the HOMESTUCK FANDOMS.

You can't help it, he was your dad after all and taught you all your sweet moves.

=> Shed MANLY TEARS.

You shed MANLY TEARS and spill about your problems.

=> Tell the HOMESTUCK FANDOM your PROBLEMS.

You have a lot of PROBLEMS, mainly starting with the fact that you are ALWAYS SAVING EARTH FROM THE APOCALYPSE. You are really SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT, but this is the mission your father left for you.

=> Ask about your LOST SHOE.

You ask about your LOST SHOE. He has not seen it and asks you how you lost it. You RECITE AN EPIC STORY about how you lost your shoe in a battle against SATAN. This is not true, as you think it is probably under your bed.

[royaltentacle]

(I saw these floating around for other fandoms, so I had to make one!)

You are the SUPERNATURAL FANDOM and you are sick and tired of this shit. You HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO than this shit, like PREVENT THE APOCALYPSE and LOOK FOR YOUR LOST SHOE.

Your FATHER IS DEAD and you LOVE 80'S ROCK MUSIC. Your strife kind is your ARSENAL of DEMON SLAYING TOOLS, which you produce from your DEMON HUNTER MANUAL which is from your BOOKKIND.