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not all men are feminists for getting pegged by their girlfriends. but i sure am. Header by @himbohavoc

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I need 2 get neutered

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The most unfortunante thing about trisha dying is that I couldn't get her sweet milf pussy.

And also ed and al were orphaned or whatever

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dimdamdumdeedumdedumdumdumdumdeedum

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me and lesbianriza somehow decided that roy slept with armstrong (alex) ONCE and now alex thinks theyre exes even though they literally never dated

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This is true i was considering dating him but he broke my ass so badly

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Someone with "are roy mustang" in their dni followed me what do I do please advise

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So true <3

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It's too late I need to beat you up

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Someone with "are roy mustang" in their dni followed me what do I do please advise

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So true <3

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Someone with "are roy mustang" in their dni followed me what do I do please advise

[cherrystrawberrie]

Roy Mustang (Derogatory)

[gayroytheory]

flame alchemist (derogatory)

[lesbianriza]

colonel (derogatory)

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Homosexual (derogatory)

[gayroytheory]

pillow princess (derogatory)

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Really considering breaking quarantine so i can suck some dick what do yall think

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Thank you Roy very cool

You are welcome

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Kim lip is so pretty i might stop being gay just for her

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Why is this from roy mustang facts

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Because its me mr. Roy mustang saying this

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Kim lip is so pretty i might stop being gay just for her

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sucks cock

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looking back on it i probably should have just given edward some prozac instead of recruiting him into the military but there’s no point dwelling on the past

[eternalcyclicality]

after the events of FMAB, and Roy Mustang ascends to lead the country, I imagine Roy trying to help Alex cope with their past like:

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yeah this is how it happened i can confirm