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On anon or not, tell me what YOUR headcanons for my muse are.
Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 34
(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Why don't you grow a pair and tell me what you really think?"
"You know you're not supposed to be in here."
"Don't drink my whisky."
"You are the bane of my career!"
"Thanks for ignoring everything I said."
"I told you to listening to me! Why didn't you listen?"
"I never know if we're speaking metaphorically or not. It's exhausting."
"Are you having a good time humiliating me like this for no damn reason?"
"What monstrous egotism!"
"You really need to stop playing fifty shades of innuendo!"
"There you go, lying about me again."
"I want to go on record as saying that this is a very bad idea!"
"You just can't stop trying to give me advice, can you?"
"Don't pretend to give a shit with me!"
"You're a fucking drama queen, you know that?"
"You nearly got us both killed, which is about all your tears and rage would have amounted to!"
"What does she have that I don't have?"
"However you think you are going to manipulate this situation to your advantage, think again."
"Remind me to never take your advice again!"
"Could you be on your best behaviour tonight? Please?"
"You know, I am stronger than I look."
"Maybe you're incapable of being happy."
"I'm trying to be understated when I say that this is a bad idea."
"I can't believe that this is happening again!"
"Just for the record: I don't want to be here right now."
"Do you think it's appealing that the only time you open up to me is to give me orders?"
"Remember how we talked about picking your battles?"
"I don't like surprises. I bet you don't either."
"For the first time in your life, please just shut the fuck up!"
"Don't be sorry. It's unbecoming."
"Stop shouting! You know how much I hate it!"
"This is going to be very tedious if you're going to remain so dim."
"I'm so sick and tired of you showing up and fucking with my life as if you somehow know better!"
"I don't like to be touched."
"If you keep holding out on me like this, I'm going to have to get really nasty."
"You're going to have to stop correcting me if we're going to get along."
"You know, if you spent less time focusing on other people's flaws, you might actually notice that you've got a couple of your own."
"If you've come for an apology, you're wasting your time."
"Why are you being such a bitch right now?"
"I remember your offer, but I do not remember agreeing to it."
"It's rude to google people."
"You wanted me to play this game, so I did. You don't get to be upset with me because I didn't play by your rules."
"I still hate you."
"You don't need to apologise. You need to pay attention."
"I think you should get your head examined if you expect me to believe a stupid story like that!"
Psych — Season 4 {Sentence Starters}
“I wanted to be heroic…”
“Even the water’s spicy!“
“I want to see your book.”
“Please, that is disgusting.”
“I have enemies everywhere.“
“Look man, I have been shot!“
“There’s no way I’m saying that.“
“I’m out of here. I’m calling a cab.“
“The thing is this: I am a psychic.“
“You believe in karma, don’t you?“
“Have you ever seen this vandal?“
“No, wait, I’m really quite shocked.”
“I’ve got to get my hands on a gun.”
“Okay, that stings. It’s true, though.“
“I called my folks to tell them I was okay.“
“Did you bring a date to the crime scene?“
“That’s what you use to solve every case!“
“Oh, he’s dead, let’s go kill somebody else.”
“Note to self: Get one of those for the office.“
“I’m just saying, technology is way overrated.“
“How many men would you say you’ve killed?“
“If you think I’m sick, you ain’t seen nothing, yet.“
“I don’t know if you made that any less offensive.“
“I think I broke my back, and my neck, and my arm.“
“You wouldn’t understand; you’ve never killed a man.“
“Not today, kid; your survival training begins right now.“
“Did you really think it wouldn’t set off the metal detector?“
“I’m sorry, but was this chicken seasoned with molten lava?“
“That is an anti-tank weapon, and you’re pointing it at yourself.“
“I can’t reach my back pocket. You’ll have to punch me in the ass.“
“I don’t lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me.“
“And I hope that plan doesn’t end up with us being eaten by a bear.“
“Just yesterday you told me you intend on having your wedding in space.“
“Is there another type of idiocy that you would be more comfortable with?“
“Are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they’re seeing?”
“What are you saying? That he has a hunch based on unverifiable information?“
“I’m not saying I’m sure it’s going to be you, but right now, you’re the top of the list.“
“Yeah, but you’ve never pretend killed one. Repeatedly. I struggle with it every time.“
“How do you not have a black suit? What kind of grown man doesn’t own a black suit?“
“I been trying to call your cell phone! It keeps going to voice mail! I’ve been worried to death!”
“This whole time I’m thinking, This guy is Thomas Crown. You’re barely Remington Steele.“
“Good luck with the Creepy Arm Grab Awards this year; I think you have a real shot at winning.”
“But know this: one stupid move, and I’ve got more than enough plastic bags for your body parts.”
“Wood thieves. My first instinct is beavers, but I’m not willing to rule out those pesky Keebler elves.”
“Please. I haven’t snuck into your apartment in weeks. Which reminds me, you’re all out of peanut butter.“
“No time for your tomfoolery and silliness… That also goes for your nonsense, malarkey, and shenanigans.“
Send Me “Locked On Target!” For My Muse To React To Being Tackled By Yours.
Anonymously send me something your muse is secretly thinking about mine.
Send "We're stuck..." for our muses to be stuck in a tight closet together!
Sentence Starters
A collection of lines from books, movies, tv shows, songs, and popular tumblr text posts.
“When everyone knows you’re a monster, you needn’t waste time doing every monstrous thing.”
“Let’s say I had to resort to… aggressive negotiations.”
“I was lightly stabbed! Lightly!”
“You’ve never seen anything like this before? Goddamn. I thought you’ve seen everything.”
“Let me see if I understand: Neither of us know what this thing is, correct? What do you say we intentionally antagonize it to see what it can do?”
“Are you going mad? Neat! Maybe things will finally get interesting around here.”
“If you’re seeing that too, then I’m currently not hallucinating. What in God’s name is that thing, by the way?”
“Listen to me: If you continue doing that, you will die.”
“Your heart is filled with bitterness.”
“I hope you will find peace one day.”
“The solution to this and most other problems is fire. Set it on fire. Burn everything to the ground.”
“I am so tired that I could sleep for centuries and still feel exhausted when I wake.”
“Do you ever look in the mirror and start to feel unreal? Because that’s been happening to me lately. Nothing feels real.”
“I feel like I’m going to fade away someday.”
“Having a body is so strange.”
“I want to run away. I don’t know how to fix this, so I want to run and run until I can’t anymore.”
“I’m a coward. I’m a damned coward.”
“I can’t do this on my own. Please help me. Please. I promise I will repay you.”
“Not to be melodramatic but my heart aches and my soul is dying.”
“Today I explored the void. The void, as you might want to know, is not as void as some think. Anyway, enough about me. What have you done recently?”
“My friends, my comrades, my fellow saints and sinners… Today I must inform you of a terrible thing.”
“I suggest we start a revolution.”
“There is something horrifyingly wrong with you.”
“He who dies here dies in the radiance of the future, and we are entering a tomb all flooded with the dawn.”
“Even false saints have power.”
“I found a door. A door to another world.”
“Nothing will stand against us.”
“Tell me what you’ve done.”
“They are beyond redemption, as you will be if you do this.”
“Do monsters make war, or does war make monsters?”
“Such acts rip out the soul and make space for beasts to grow inside.”
“You tell me that battling with monsters has made me a monster? Doing business with devils, what has that made you?”
“I have repented, I have been punished enough, take me home…”
“My soul is clean. I’ve never killed anyone. But you, oh you. Look at your hands.”
“Wishes are false. Hope is true. Hope makes its own magic.”
“Take all my pain away.”
“Start the Apocalypse with me.”
“Together, we are unstoppable. Nothing and no one will stand in our way.”
“You are a shining light in the darkness.”
“Oh yes, you go do that. Great idea, I’m sure you’ll be perfectly fine!”
“I will follow you to the ends of the earth and beyond.”
“Must you point that thing at me? Please put it down.”
“Think about it. Just stop for a moment.”
“My heart hurts so much I want to tear it out.”
“That’s not what I said.”
Send “💖” and my muse will admit something they find cute about yours.
Send ✵ and my muse will answer the following.
Their first impression of your muse:
Current impression:
Are they attracted to your muse?:
Something they find frightening about your muse:
Something they find adorable about your muse:
Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:
Would my muse go on a date with yours? platonic/romantic:
One word my muse would use to describe yours:
Would my muse slap yours if they could?:
Would my muse hug/kiss yours?:
send a symbol to give my muse...
○: a hug ●: a kiss (feel free to specify where) □: a flower crown ■: a nudge in the side ♤: an uncomfortably long stare ♡: a hair ruffling ♢: a push from behind ♧: a backhand slap ☆: a fronthand slap ¤: a book to read 》: a pat on the back ¡: an apology ¿: a gift
☆ 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒄. 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 ☆
“I’m better now.” “I don’t know how I ended up in this mess.” “You can stay the night if you want?” “Please stay the night.” “Stay with me.” “Don’t go.” “I’m tired of giving without ever getting anything in return.” “You’re not even trying.” “It’s over.” “I’ll never be yours.” “You’ll never be mine…” “I had my last chance.” “Give me a second chance.” “You never gave me a chance.” “I never loved you.” “You never loved me, did you?” “This is our last dance.” “Don’t let this be our last dance.” “Please, rethink this.” “Stop trying to change my mind!” “I’m done listening to you.” “Give your advice to someone else.” “I’m just trying to help!” “I don’t care.” “I never cared.” “You never cared.” “I only pretended to care.” “I was stupid to let you go.” “You let me go. I’ve moved on.” “I couldn’t move on.”
Send a 💝 and my Muse will ramble on about how they presently feel about yours.
Put 'wow' in my ask box and I'll reply with
You are my;; [] Acquaintance [] Friend [] Stranger [] Boyfriend/Girlfriend [] Love Interest [] Best Friend [] Enemy [] Nemesis [] Other
I think you’re;; [] Ugly [] Ok [] Pretty [] Beautiful [] Gorgeous [] Sexy [] Hot
We should;; [] Fight [] Fuck [] Kiss [] Make love [] Text [] Watch films
I;; [] Like You [] Hate You [] Love You [] Think you’re …
I secretly;; [] Hate You [] Love You [] Like You [] Dislike You [] Think You’re …
Should you reblog this? [] Yes [] No
RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. )
“You come here often?”
“Can I offer you a drink?”
“So.. You expecting someone?”
“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”
“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”
“Do you want to dance with me?”
“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”
“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”
“Are you single? Just asking.”
“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”
“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”
“I love the way you’re dressed.”
“Do I have any chances with you?”
“Do you have anything better to do later?”
“Can I get your phone number?”
“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”
“I can do whatever you want, babe.”
“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”
“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”
“You should be a model.”
“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”
“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”
“That won’t work. Try again.”
“Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”
“I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”
“You don’t look so bad yourself.”
“I thought you were taken.”
“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”
“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”
“Compliments won’t pay my drinks.”
Send “loud lyrics” for a starter where my muse is singing loudly.
send ‘(^~^)っ’ for my muse’s reaction to yours patting their head.
Muse speaks about the mun (part 2)
Send a number for the muse(s) to talk about their mun
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Does the mun give out personal info? Like birthdate, first name, age, gender, etc?
Does the mun have any learning disabilities?
What irritates the mun?
Does the mun have self-esteem issues? If, so has this caused any problems?
Is the mun easily nervous? If so, why?
Does the mun have a habit that’s annoying?
Does the muse think the mun is intimidating to approach?
Is the mun easy to talk too?
What’s the mun’s favorite thing to drink?
What food does the mun like to eat?
What do they like to use for communicating, IMs or Discord?
Does the mun like talking to people? Or are they shy?
Does the mun believe in the supernatural/paranormal?
What’s the weirdest thing the mun has said?
If the mun could choose one person to yet, who would it be?
Has the mun ever pulled an all-nighter before?
Would the mun make a call-out post if they have too?
Does the muse like how the mun writes?
What song does the mun think fixes them and what does the muse think? What song does the muse think fits the mun and why?
Does the mun what to learn a different language?
If the mun could move to a different country would they and why?
Does the mun like to play games?
Has the mun told anyone about the muse(s) birthday? Well, the mun tell anyone?
Does the mun evens or odds?
What makes the mun happy?
Does the mun have any secrets?